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As much as I dislike MTV, that was the most realist dating show to date.
The premise being (for those that don't) 5 members of the opposite sex are thrown on to a bus. They don't know what the person looks like, who they are, or what they'll be doing. One by one, someone is selected. The dater (the lucky host) has the option of throwing out a 2nd date, or sending them packing. Each minute spent on the date amount to $1, so the datee, can take the cash and run, or go onto the second date.
Normally the 1st person up gets thrown back, simply b/c curiousity gets the best of the dater, and they want to see who else is on the bus.
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Notice the girls?
They spend 30 minutes plus on each date, so the guy datees go made rich just flapping their gums. The girls were initially into presentation, but afterwards, how a guy handle themselves was clutch. Most of the guys were clueless or young, though they wanted to FEEL like pimps.
One guy had a "Hookers Need Love, Too" Shirt, and when asked why he had it on he said..."Hookers need Love, too, you know women?" That response alone sealed his fate and he was gone a second later.
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The guy dater was much more cutthroat. The girls thought higher of themselves looks-wise, yet that's all they brought to the table.
"Nick" being the dater, had 5 options at women. His first girl, got booted in under 5 minutes for being non-talkative. The girl walked back and bad-mouthed him.
The second girl though her "junk in the trunk" would carry the day. THE MINUTE he saw her, he nexted her. They didn't hug, shake hands, or exchange names. He just said...
"You're not my type, next."
She was so shocked she looked about to cry and ran back to the bus to badmouth him again.
The 3rd bytches name was Guli, and she felt just b/c her name was Guli, she was a lock. She touted her body as being the best asset, patted her ass, grabbed her tits, danced a little, and was next in 10 minutes. It was a sad exchange.
The 4th girl BAD mouthed the 5th girl so she wouldn't get nexted and then went on to tell how being 21, she's so into partying 4 nights a week. Nick pointed out, "How can I have a relationship if she's never around."
The 5th girl was touted because of her big boobs (DD or DDD) She was blonde and served them up on a platter of a low cut vneck shirt. They did finger painting...and here's what happens...
Big Boobs Mcgee starts drawing portraits of him, so he does the same, only he doesn't draw her boobs large enough. Eventually they draw on each other, and she ALLOWS him to draw on her cleavage. Then she ALLOWS him to wash her rack off. Obviously feeling horny, they tongue kiss for 20 seconds and exchange some spit. 30 minutes goes (which is the longest date he had) upon which she says "I don't move fast, and you moved fast on me, so I'll take the money."
In reality, she took the measily $30 because she wanted to be the first girl to reject him, since he acted so harshly toward the other girls. THAT was more a game of cat and mouse than anything, where her ego was jacked up B/C he turned her down. She was maybe a 6, with her tits giving her 3 points of that 6. She was thick all over, and no ass to speak, except one that matched a fat chick. So, Nick go nexted by the chubby girl. Hey, at least he got to feel up a booberific girl. The other girls were empty, and useless, and clueless, and not cute.
MTV sucks, but it was amusing when he dissed a few girls.
A-Unit
