Anyone been in bangkok?

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I'm going there towards the end of this month. I've been there a couple of times before, but I'm getting kinda bored with the whole bangkok thing. So I was wondering if anyone had been there and had any suggestion to what to do down there?

And yeah, no prostitutes please.
 

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^^lol i bet people filled up there super soakers at sewage drains haha


Btw Bangkok. I mean who the hell names a city bangkok, not to mention the fact that thailand is a sex capitol.
 

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Originally posted by Julian Btw Bangkok. I mean who the hell names a city bangkok, not to mention the fact that thailand is a sex capitol.
They named it long before they encountered the English language. I used to think Phuket was pronounced f*ckit.

Besides, New York probably means "sh*thole" in Swahilli or something.
 

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You could visit the Royal Palace and the Budhist temples, if you're into culture.
 

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The Guinness Book of World Records has certified that the true name for Bangkok (Krung-thep-nakorn-boworn-ratant-kosin-mahintar-ayudhya-amaha-dilok-pop-nopa-ratana-
rajthani-burirom-udom-rajniwes-mahasatarn-amorn-pimarn-avatar-satit-sakattiya-visanukam)
is the longest in the world.
 

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How did they condense all that into "Bangkok"? :confused:
 

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Originally posted by Jayer
I was thinking of going myself.


Are thai girls hot????
It's my personal opinion that they are overall not that tasty. But if you want to have some easy sex as a whiteboy, you should go there. They'll just insist on a 3000 Baht payment upfront (you think I'm kidding?). :D
 

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there's this bar 'Lolitas' at sukhumvit rd, soi 8 , where you walk in, order a beer and get a blow job under the table ~ 700 baht.

and then you have the famous 'Eden' Club where all kinds of freaky **** happens. And not to mention Soi Cowboy where you can find all the 'classy' working girls.


Heh, to be honest, I don't really like thailand, ive been there ~ 15times. the only reason I go there is because of business (no not *****-business). people there look at 'farangs' as huge ass money machines walking around, and they will try to overcharge for everything at every oppertunity. and bangkok itself is too big, to much pollution etc.

besides that, it really is a nice country if you get out of bangkok. there's lots of idyllic vacation spots. I would have gone to some resort if it hadnt been for the tsunami or the problems with the muslims in south-thailand.
 

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It's been about 10 years since I've been to BK, but yeah, I remember too well the pollution and being a farang.

The Tsunami only hit the west coast of Thailand. You can still goto pattaya (uggh!) or head south to Ko Samui or kpn for the full moon party.

Me? I'd head north to Ban Na Kha outside of Udon Thani to buy some of the famous thai handmade fabrics....

Otherwise I would head to Buri Ram and take in some history and architecture.

One thing I like about BK is how they have different parts of town for different purchases: All the coffin makers are bunched together - great pix.
 

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Originally posted by jakethasnake
It's my personal opinion that they are overall not that tasty. But if you want to have some easy sex as a whiteboy, you should go there. They'll just insist on a 3000 Baht payment upfront (you think I'm kidding?). :D
how much is $3000 Baht in US Dollars? :D
 

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Originally posted by Snatchmaster
It's been about 10 years since I've been to BK, but yeah, I remember too well the pollution and being a farang.

The Tsunami only hit the west coast of Thailand. You can still goto pattaya (uggh!) or head south to Ko Samui or kpn for the full moon party.

Me? I'd head north to Ban Na Kha outside of Udon Thani to buy some of the famous thai handmade fabrics....

Otherwise I would head to Buri Ram and take in some history and architecture.

One thing I like about BK is how they have different parts of town for different purchases: All the coffin makers are bunched together - great pix.

If you devoted even a small portion of all the effort you put into BUYING puzzy at Buenos Aires (I went to the prostitution site you listed, and it seemed the biggest "hubs" of wh0re-dom was Brazil, Germany, Russia, Argentina, and Thailand), you'd actually be a half-decent pick-up artist. Your priorities are all fvcked up bro.



And poloblue - I'd stay away from Thai wh0res if you know what's good for you - SE Asia is a tropical region - that means exotic forms of crotch-rot. Dip your nub in the ink at your own risk.
 

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Originally posted by PoloBlue
how much is $3000 Baht in US Dollars? :D
heh it's around 1US ~ 40 Baht. So 3000 Baht ~ 75 US
 

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Originally posted by Centaurion
heh it's around 1US ~ 40 Baht. So 3000 Baht ~ 75 US
$75.00 US dollars is a lot in Thailand, that would probably be enough to feed her family for six months to a year? :rolleyes:
 

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Originally posted by jakethasnake
If you devoted even a small portion of all the effort you put into BUYING puzzy at Buenos Aires (I went to the prostitution site you listed, and it seemed the biggest "hubs" of wh0re-dom was Brazil, Germany, Russia, Argentina, and Thailand), you'd actually be a half-decent pick-up artist. Your priorities are all fvcked up bro.
WTF??? My post here has nothing to do with prostitution. My time in Thailand was spent with european girls.....

Just because I think there's nothing wrong with occasionally paying for puzzy doesn't mean I don't pick up broads, I do.
 

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Alright, if you say so.
 
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