Any singers here?

[iqqi]

I am thinking about putting together a sosuave choir.


Lol, just kidding.

A man who can sing is very sexy. So I was just wondering who here had some pipes?

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Tell me what is it that you like about men who can sing?

 

[iqqi]

^^ Didn't you know?

All women find a man who can sing very sexy!

Its a good talent, if you've got it!

 

[MikeYikes122]

My mom is a professional singer who sings on commercials and stuff and my grandpa won all sorts of awards in barbershop quartets when he was my age. They had me all set up with voice lessons and guitar lessons when I was a kid so I could follow in their footsteps. I even played piano too.

But I got to be like 13 or 14 and I realized I was somewhat good at sports, so I decided I didn't have much use for musical endeavors. I picked up guitar again over this past summer and it was honestly the first time I had touched one in probably a decade.

I always wished I would have never stopped that stuff. Though, singing in the choir probably would have gotten me beat up and ostracized in high school.

 

[MacAvoy]

I consistantly get booed off the stage when I play rockband. Does that count?

 

[Bible_Belt]

^^ Didn't you know?

All women find a man who can sing very sexy!

Yeah, the choir boys always got all the cute guys....I mean girls....no, I mean guys. Singing is fvcking gay.

 

[KarmaSutra]

I'm a professional shower singer.

Noone can fvck up a Tool lyric like I can! I imagine the water raining down on me as praise from all of my adoring fans.

:crazy:

 

[Señor Fingers]

I don't Tra-La-La...

... but I never been averse to rap game
Party people scream my name
It's the F to the I to the NGZ
I kick it so suave, niggaz envy me
and these muthafukkin rhymes that bring home the dimes
HB 10's, let's be friends with benefits
U got a man? Then get with a better fit
Nah I'm just playing, you still want to do me?
My lyrics do tend to make the poon loony,
BUT I gots the grade A goods at the crib
Sorry hot bitties, you done missed your bid!
The pimp kid's hat I left on the shelf so
I guess you'll just have to go Finger yourself

CHORUS
Cue hoochie dancers

Guys: He's not KFC or AFC
Girls: He's just Finger Licking Good
Guys: The players seeth and haters grieve
Girls: Cuz he's Finger Licking Good (Moaning sounds)

Awwwww sh*t! Watch the smileys get loose now:

:rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock: :rock:

 

[Desdinova]

So I was just wondering who here had some pipes?

I do, but I don't sing choir 5hit. I do Judas Priest, Bon Jovi, and basically anything that has ba11s to it.

 

[FoolsCause]

I sing, :woo: not in a choir though.

 

[iqqi]

Hahhaa, you guys are funny. Fingz... that was wack, SON.

The catch to this is, guys who THINK they can sing but can't are the opposite of sexy. Lol.

AND I didn't mean do you sing in a choir, ha. I just mean, can you SING? Can you croon? If you a chick walked in on you while you were wailing a way, would she be impressed? Do you get ovations at Karaoke?

 

[KontrollerX]

Chicks have had me sing to them when I was in highschool they liked my voice so much and I had a teacher tell me it'd be a real waste of a good voice if I never went into radio.

I never did go into radio lol.

 

[Señor Fingers]

Fingz... that was wack, SON.

LOL.. I thought it was abundantly clear that was the point. (see dancing smilies)

But if you wanna battle I'm down.

Gimme your best shot or vacate the spot, SHORTY.

 

[iqqi]

You don't wan mess with me
I be the i to the q to KEE
I kick down all your dancin smile-EES
Cuz they wack too, PLAYYAAA
Word.

 

[WhitePimp]

I do, but I don't sing choir 5hit. I do Judas Priest, Bon Jovi, and basically anything that has ba11s to it.

I thought you had to have your balls removed to sing that sh!t!


Seriously though, if you can nail the older songs by those bands, then you sir, are pretty damn awesome :box:

 

[Señor Fingers]

You try to bite with all ya damn might
That's really why your ass can't sleep at nite
Wack chumps from Michigan, stick with the fishing and
save yourself the shame when they call my name.
I'm insane to the brain like Cypress Hill said
droppin bombs on the mic and leave ya face red!
Upset! Ya fret as I strike the chord
Just put down the mic and take a job at Ford... BIAAATCH!!

 

[WesCottII]

You try to bite with all ya damn might
That's really why your ass can't sleep at nite
Wack chumps from Michigan, stick with the fishing and
save yourself the shame when they call my name.
I'm insane to the brain like Cypress Hill said
droppin bombs on the mic and leave ya face red!
Upset! Ya fret as I strike the chord
Just put down the mic and take a job at Ford... BIAAATCH!!

....You been reading Dr. Seuss? "The cat in the hat, good in the hood"

 

[Señor Fingers]

Thanks for the compliment

Dr. Seuss is the ORIGINAL GANGSTER

Fingz pours a shot in memory

 

[iqqi]

Dr seuss, I'll puss in your boots
you lame ass rookie
what you know bout that cookie
monster






ahahahahhaa, i had to stop there, lol....

i just woke up i need some coffee or something before i put u to shame.

 

[WesCottII]

i need some coffee

That, or an intervention.