any 50 shades of grey stories?

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Has the book helped you? Any stories?

Eg. can you assume the girls reading it have high libidos (before or after).

I had a girl at work email me saying hey, I saw you reading at lunchtime. What book are you reading. I answered 'accounting textbook' as I am studying. She responded I am reading 50 shades of grey wink.

Fair to say that is an invitation right?

*not going to mess around with my career of course PLUS she has a bf that works away 4 weeks out of every 5 which would explain her frustration/boredom
 

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Girls seem to fantasize about finding a guy akin to the main character, Christian Grey. He takes control, he knows what he wants, yet he has a deeper, vulnerable rarely exposed side. He is Broken. Everything he does is unexpected, takes her by surprise, etc, etc.
 

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Had my staff say"you'd be afraid if you knew what went on in the minds of women" I told them "sign that paper with their husband and see if you can handle the level of kinky he puts out" "there may be cattle prods involved" THAT shut them the he11 up
 

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I was going to start a thread on this book as every housewife in Australia seems to be reading it. They all seem to be getting juiced over it and when someone mentions it in passing their eyes light up. Bit like the whole 'sex and the city' fad I suppose.
 

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50 Shades of Grey is only impressive to chicks who've dealt with AFC's and those stuck in the matrix their whole lives.

Most don't know there are a few dudes frequenting SS that are way ahead of them.
 

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Same ol, same ol I suspect. Every girl who has ever talked herself up in the kink stakes has never been able to deliver on it in my experience. Recently terminated a prospective date with a girl when I found out she was actively religious (Muslim). I must have made an impression because she then fell over herself to describe how horny and kinky she thinks she is (don't they all). Why, because she's had some cream licked off her nipples of course. B!tch please, I says, you've got nothing, stop advertising a false bill of goods. Nothing worse than running through a girl's entire sexual repertoire in half an hour - and they wonder why we don't stick around.

I should point out that I've had a handful of awesomely dirty experiences and I'm not at all content to settle for less these days.
 

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what to read after fifty shades of grey

I recommend the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer if you haven't already read them, The Dark Hunter series by Sherrilyn Kenyon, and His Every Desire series by Emma Rose. All of so good in their own way.
 

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GQ Scott said:
Girls seem to fantasize about finding a guy akin to the main character, Christian Grey. He takes control, he knows what he wants, yet he has a deeper, vulnerable rarely exposed side. He is Broken. Everything he does is unexpected, takes her by surprise, etc, etc.
Not to mention he is a tall, fit, well dressed, devastatingly handsome, 27 year old self made billionaire with 40,000 people in his employ, who has a large penis that becomes erect at will.
 

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Wilko said:
Same ol, same ol I suspect. Every girl who has ever talked herself up in the kink stakes has never been able to deliver on it in my experience. Recently terminated a prospective date with a girl when I found out she was actively religious (Muslim).
How old is the girl? If she young and has never been married, chances are she is still a virgin. From my (limited) experience with Muslim virgins, there are some who are VERY kinky indeed, taking it up the ass all the way to marriage. Need to know more about your circumstances, but you might have let this one go a little too easy...
 

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50 shades of gray- by penkitten

once upon a time there was a little boy who had no father that lived in a crackhouse with his prostitute mother. his name was christian. sometimes his mother let him braid her long brown hair when he was 4 before she got high on crack and slept with strange men for money. sometimes she passed out and the strange men didn't pay the money. her pimp would be pissed when he arrived and there was no money. he would beat her the hell up and smack around her kid. sometimes he tortured the kid but she never tried to help. and then one day she died. the pimp arrived and there of course was no money and no dope. he hurt the kid really bad. the kid ate frozen peas from the freezer and drank water out of the sink and laid by his mother for 4 days or a week... until his mother stank. until someone finally came. the kid was four and his name was christian.
he was adopted by rich people and didnt talk for a few years.
years passed, and he was a troubled teenager who began having an smd relationship with an old married lady who was friends with his parents.
he grew up to become rich and a control freak.
he only hired blondes because he was weirded out with brunettes.
all of his smd realtionships after the old married lady were with brunettes.
he braided their hair before he smacked them around.

blah

he gets interviewed by a brunette college girl who he wants a smd relationship with. shes a virgin. she considers it but before you know it, that contract is out the door and they are all dating and flying around on his plane.

her boss makes a pass at her. he beats the boss up and then fires him because he had secretly bought the company she worked for. they get engaged and the ex boss messed with his plane so it crashed.

they announce their engagement and some ex of his comes around with a gun and its all dramatic but she starts calling him master and he has her admitted to a loney hospital.

everyone goes to therapy.

everyone goes on vacation to another home he has.

that old married lady ex returns and theres another dramatic fight.
now he ends buisness contracts he has still got with her.

the little couple get all married and have some kids in a house that they buy and completely remodel because they are rich. the end


oh....all that smd stuff.... not as much as you hear it is.
at first there is a contract where she has to say if she would be willing to: be paddled, be handcuffed , be blindfolded, etc.
so he blindfolds her or ties her hands back but he doesnt hurt her. he picks out her clothes. weird but whatever.
even the spanking isnt anything bad until she demands he spank her and not hold back and apparently they broke up over that and never did that again. the entire smd stuff was about him wanting to be in complete control of everything.
at one point, i think she had been kidnapped in the 3rd book, he is afraid she may leave him again so he decides to drop to his knees and be submissive like he was with the old married ex.

now you never have to read it. you are welcome. the end.
 

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^--- hahaha .. that was great!
 

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zekko said:
Not to mention he is a tall, fit, well dressed, devastatingly handsome, 27 year old self made billionaire with 40,000 people in his employ, who has a large penis that becomes erect at will.
LOL, so true. Well if I have my porn featuring endless perfect young teen girls with completely bare p*ssies who will f*ck at the drop of a hat and then disappear at the push of a button, I guess women should have their equivalent. :crackup:
 

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Zarky said:
LOL, so true. Well if I have my porn featuring endless perfect young teen girls with completely bare p*ssies who will f*ck at the drop of a hat and then disappear at the push of a button, I guess women should have their equivalent. :crackup:
Lol, good point.

I'll add a few things about social proof with this guy.
When he shows up, random girls around her whisper things like "Who is THAT!?". Then when she goes off with him, their eyes widen and their jaws drop. It's the female fantasy of getting the guy that every girl wants.

And the little orbiter guy friend of hers, when he finds out who she is dating, you can see his world collapse because he knows he can't compete with that. It's total domination.
 

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I think you give 'em too much credit. They're just turned on by it. Good for them. I like reading chick lit to better understand women so I can more easily f*ck them. I think it's important to understand the female zeitgeist so you can better get what you want from them.
 
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