Another obstacle in a young boy's life (needs help)

[DnlKm]

Well....im not sure if any of you guys ever had this problem but im just curious...How the f*ck do you unhook bras??? i've been struggling and required help everytime. It could be the fact that i couldn't see what i was doing or i never did it before. However, i know some peopl (some of them girls and one of them gay...) who do it in a few seconds...with one hand...even when they have a shirt on...whenever they do it, it never fails to amaze me and make everyone's jaw drop. could anyone please help teach me the grand art of removing bras? Not only would it be useful with my girlfriend, it would definitely be a very very good party trick! could anyone please help

 

[nishbuk]

Originally posted by DnlKm
Well....im not sure if any of you guys ever had this problem but im just curious...How the f*ck do you unhook bras??? i've been struggling and required help everytime. It could be the fact that i couldn't see what i was doing or i never did it before. However, i know some peopl (some of them girls and one of them gay...) who do it in a few seconds...with one hand...even when they have a shirt on...whenever they do it, it never fails to amaze me and make everyone's jaw drop. could anyone please help teach me the grand art of removing bras? Not only would it be useful with my girlfriend, it would definitely be a very very good party trick! could anyone please help

What do you want? A manual? heh.
Buy a bra...put it on a pillow
Take it off and put it on 100x times.
Done.

(What was that movie again? American Pie? I think that was it. Go see American Pie for a visual aid on how to do this. lol)

 

[diablo]

AE...

Definitely buy a bra and use it on a pillow. You should actually get two or three different ones (dollar store is fine...), just make sure they don't all open the same way (some have clasps going up, some have them going sideways, etc).

Anyway, with my right hand I go around the right side of the body... to the center of the back, which is where the most commonly used clasp should be... then use my pointer finger to pull the bra about a quarter inch to my thumb, which is pushing down and to the right a little bit on the left side of the clasp. The left side has little D clamps, and the right side has U's... so by releasing the pressure on the D's the sliding the U's away from the open end the bra will spring off.

Good god, just go buy a bra already... and by the way, it's better than a "good party trick". It's a must for many situations in life.

 

[ohiofutballa]

most are like chinese finger-traps...You have to push the ends in, towards each other, and then pull them away from each other...I never really had this problem

 

[MetalFortress]

Originally posted by DnlKm
Well....im not sure if any of you guys ever had this problem but im just curious...How the f*ck do you unhook bras??? i've been struggling and required help everytime. It could be the fact that i couldn't see what i was doing or i never did it before. However, i know some peopl (some of them girls and one of them gay...) who do it in a few seconds...with one hand...even when they have a shirt on...whenever they do it, it never fails to amaze me and make everyone's jaw drop. could anyone please help teach me the grand art of removing bras? Not only would it be useful with my girlfriend, it would definitely be a very very good party trick! could anyone please help

Am I the only one who thinks it's the easiest thing ever? I did it the first time I ever tried it, within about one second. Then again, I own necklaces that attach the same way. Like Ohio said, they are like chinese fingertraps. Push in, then pull away.

 

[thecraftylefty]

Ok, I'll go into detail on how to do it with just one hand. The ladies like it.

I use my right hand, for anyone who wants to know.

1) Move your hand to the girl's back

2) Take your index finger and place on the point where the bra hooks together

3) Place your thumb to the right a little bit after where the bra is hooked together

4) At the same time, move your index finger towards your thumb and your thumb towards your index finger (apply enough pressure, and don't worry about ripping or breaking the bra, it's very unlikely to be damaged). It's almost like a pinch, and your thumb should start sliding under the bra where it hooks together when you bring your index finger over towards the thumb, thus unhooking it. It's not hard at all.

When you do this it should be all in one smooth motion. She'll ask you how you can do this, and all you do is give her that "i'm the man" look and kiss her again.


thecraftlyefty

 

[aftershock]

Craftys got it spot on.

It's a "pinch" movement like he described.

I always found it fun to undo girls bras who I worked with for a laugh, and they don't notice until you've actually done it. Ah, the days.

Oh, get a women to practice on rather than a pillow, they're more fun.