stevera004
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In case ebay pulls this gem of an 'auction':
This is not a lottery, a giveaway, an enticement, or raffle, drawing etc.
WIN DINNER AND A DATE WITH MY BEST FRIEND !!
Let me get the boring legal stuff out of the way right off the bat,
You are bidding on DINNER in Okinawa, Japan!
or
1 jar of sand, 1 jar of water from the East China Sea, and 2 e-mails from my friend between the dates of Sept 8th and Sept. 29th (maybe more if you win her heart).
Myself and my best friend will buy the winner of this auction dinner or option B if you can't get here.
If you get dinner it could be burgers, or sushi, or the best restaurant on the island ... you never know!
you must get to Okinawa on your own or already be stationed here in order to recieve the dinner!
yes, that right guys but there are some serious qualifications that you must meet !!!!
If you do not meet these qualifications
DO NOT BID !!!!!!!
Are there any good men left out there?
A man with a sense of adventure?
Doesn't treat a woman like garbage?
Actually likes the thought of rescuing a damsel in distress??
If your that guy then my friend needs you, she is the dirtbag magnet! They always start off wonderful and then BAM Mr. dirtbag rears his ugly head!
So, we are letting fate take over!
Hopefully your out there!
A little about her ....
1. She just turned 40 and she has never been married (Thank God) because she can't seem to find anything but dirt bags Sooooo......
1st Qualification .....
IF YOU ARE A DIRT BAG
DO NOT BID !!!
2nd Qualification...
You must be able to at least entertain the thought of marriage or a serious relationship!
IF YOU AVOID COMMITMENT
DO NOT BID !!!
She likes Bad Boys or at least a bit unpredictable and rough around the edges ...
3rd Qualification...
If you are a wuss, or would never consider riding a motorcycle or aren't a real man
DO NOT BID !!!
you must be able to make her laugh!!! She has had enough doom and gloom in her life!
4th Qualification...
If you do not have a personality or a sense of humor
DO NOT BID !!!
She has tattoos, and loves to live a bit on the wild side
5th Qualification....
If you can not see the beauty of her soul, and only see the bad girl
DO NOT BID !!!
She has never had money, only class
6th Qualification...
If you are broke, or jobless (that would make you a dirtbag see 1st Qualification)
DO NOT BID !!!
She has a very protective Best Friend
7th Qualification....
You must pass my scrutiny (I will not see her hurt again) if that scares you, or you feel you can not hold up under my gaze
DO NOT BID !!!
She will be visiting me in Okinawa, Japan from Sept. 8th - Sept. 29th You must fly here, or be a military man stationed here or be willing to settle for the e-date ... and plan an incredible, never to be forgotten date (for after our dinner of course)
8th Qualification...
You have a J-O-B so you really can't get here (so you pass Qualification #6) you get the E-date or You must be stationed here (military man) OR have the means to fly here! if you do not have a passport, or can not afford to fly here see Qualification #1 that would be the dirtbag one so...
DO NOT BID !!!
I will be chaperoning this first date, if you get a second (unchaperoned) date you will have to win both of us over.
9th Qualification...
If you are a pervert, really really ugly, or old (meaning over 50, unless you are the gorgeous Sean Connery, Mel Gibson type or the funny Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler type)
DO NOT BID !!!
This is not a joke, I'm dead serious in that I am tired of her finding nothing but guys that treat her like crap, or are just plain dirtbags
In 25 years I have yet to find a more genuine, loving, just always there for you no matter what kind of friend! If you are sick of dating women with very little going on upstairs and have no spunk in them, then you will be in for a real treat!
If you are still reading this then you must have some potential!
BID BID BID !!!
Or
your just a dirtbag and if that is the case
DO NOT BID !!!!!!
So, Happy bidding guys ...
See you in Japan !!
**part of the proceeds to this auction will be donated to a jaw dropping outfit and a day of beauty for the date and of course DINNER
!**
The rest will go to a better future for her ie.. A trade school she wants to go to but can't afford
This Auction could end at $5.00 and I would be happy that she was happy she finally got a shot at a happy life ... you don't have to be rich, just stable and a great guy ! But that might only get you a rice ball for dinner! LOL
**We reserve the right to not fulfill the 2 e-mails if the winners e-mails are vulgar or indecent in nature**
======
In case ebay pulls this gem of an 'auction':
This is not a lottery, a giveaway, an enticement, or raffle, drawing etc.
WIN DINNER AND A DATE WITH MY BEST FRIEND !!
Let me get the boring legal stuff out of the way right off the bat,
You are bidding on DINNER in Okinawa, Japan!
or
1 jar of sand, 1 jar of water from the East China Sea, and 2 e-mails from my friend between the dates of Sept 8th and Sept. 29th (maybe more if you win her heart).
Myself and my best friend will buy the winner of this auction dinner or option B if you can't get here.
If you get dinner it could be burgers, or sushi, or the best restaurant on the island ... you never know!
you must get to Okinawa on your own or already be stationed here in order to recieve the dinner!
yes, that right guys but there are some serious qualifications that you must meet !!!!
If you do not meet these qualifications
DO NOT BID !!!!!!!
Are there any good men left out there?
A man with a sense of adventure?
Doesn't treat a woman like garbage?
Actually likes the thought of rescuing a damsel in distress??
If your that guy then my friend needs you, she is the dirtbag magnet! They always start off wonderful and then BAM Mr. dirtbag rears his ugly head!
So, we are letting fate take over!
Hopefully your out there!
A little about her ....
1. She just turned 40 and she has never been married (Thank God) because she can't seem to find anything but dirt bags Sooooo......
1st Qualification .....
IF YOU ARE A DIRT BAG
DO NOT BID !!!
2nd Qualification...
You must be able to at least entertain the thought of marriage or a serious relationship!
IF YOU AVOID COMMITMENT
DO NOT BID !!!
She likes Bad Boys or at least a bit unpredictable and rough around the edges ...
3rd Qualification...
If you are a wuss, or would never consider riding a motorcycle or aren't a real man
DO NOT BID !!!
you must be able to make her laugh!!! She has had enough doom and gloom in her life!
4th Qualification...
If you do not have a personality or a sense of humor
DO NOT BID !!!
She has tattoos, and loves to live a bit on the wild side
5th Qualification....
If you can not see the beauty of her soul, and only see the bad girl
DO NOT BID !!!
She has never had money, only class
6th Qualification...
If you are broke, or jobless (that would make you a dirtbag see 1st Qualification)
DO NOT BID !!!
She has a very protective Best Friend
7th Qualification....
You must pass my scrutiny (I will not see her hurt again) if that scares you, or you feel you can not hold up under my gaze
DO NOT BID !!!
She will be visiting me in Okinawa, Japan from Sept. 8th - Sept. 29th You must fly here, or be a military man stationed here or be willing to settle for the e-date ... and plan an incredible, never to be forgotten date (for after our dinner of course)
8th Qualification...
You have a J-O-B so you really can't get here (so you pass Qualification #6) you get the E-date or You must be stationed here (military man) OR have the means to fly here! if you do not have a passport, or can not afford to fly here see Qualification #1 that would be the dirtbag one so...
DO NOT BID !!!
I will be chaperoning this first date, if you get a second (unchaperoned) date you will have to win both of us over.
9th Qualification...
If you are a pervert, really really ugly, or old (meaning over 50, unless you are the gorgeous Sean Connery, Mel Gibson type or the funny Jim Carrey, Adam Sandler type)
DO NOT BID !!!
This is not a joke, I'm dead serious in that I am tired of her finding nothing but guys that treat her like crap, or are just plain dirtbags
In 25 years I have yet to find a more genuine, loving, just always there for you no matter what kind of friend! If you are sick of dating women with very little going on upstairs and have no spunk in them, then you will be in for a real treat!
If you are still reading this then you must have some potential!
BID BID BID !!!
Or
your just a dirtbag and if that is the case
DO NOT BID !!!!!!
So, Happy bidding guys ...
See you in Japan !!
**part of the proceeds to this auction will be donated to a jaw dropping outfit and a day of beauty for the date and of course DINNER
!**The rest will go to a better future for her ie.. A trade school she wants to go to but can't afford
This Auction could end at $5.00 and I would be happy that she was happy she finally got a shot at a happy life ... you don't have to be rich, just stable and a great guy ! But that might only get you a rice ball for dinner! LOL
**We reserve the right to not fulfill the 2 e-mails if the winners e-mails are vulgar or indecent in nature**
