Annoying, ****-blocking, orbitters!

[Comic]

Every and any party we go to we all run into hot, sexy, DTF girls. Every one of these girls comes with orbitters. Other guys leeching on to that single girl trying their hardest to get her alone and within their grasp. It seems as though every party that ive been to lately, my game has been lacking and i havent been able to separate the girl from the orbitters. Anyone wanna share their top-notch methods on getting rid of them in minimal time?

 

[Sneevox]

I just look at the guy, then the girl, then I walk away and stop showing interest.

That's usually enough for the girl to tell the guy to fvck off or something... plus, I'm doing the guy a "favor" and backing off of the girl he "loves".

 

[NorwegianDJ]

Just introduce yourself to both of them, then ignore the guy with minimal acknowledgement and talk to the girl. He'll walk away shortly and you can lead her somewhere else.

 

[Jack Wealthy]

If it's one of those guys where not matter what you do they still stick around, dial up the sexuality to the extreme. Either he'll leave or they'll both leave, in the first case score you hook up. In the second case score because if she isn't comfortable with you being sexual, she isn't going to be comfortable having sex with you.

 

[Gripped]

The contributors here are clearly knowledgeable, in particular Norwegian DJ (I mean from what I've read, although minimal, this guy is a boss) however I will be as bold to offer a contrasting view and play devils advocate. If you bring this "orbiter" into the conversation before he has a chance to become aggressive, or better yet approach him rather than her, this person will be less likely to become resentful if you take the girl.

 

[alxrose04]

I say playfully call out the obvious. I'd make comments like "he looks like a nice guy. He looks like he would be a nice boyfriend, always available for you" And walk away. Later on in the party, call her over to your group, leaving the orbitter behind.