Sneevox
Senior Don Juan
Within the next month, I want you to do something for me.
That's right, I'm talking to all of you new don juans, young and old.
You're going to go into public.
Okay... what's so bad about th-
And you're going to cold approach as many girls as you can.
Well... I guess that's not all that hard, but how is this-
There's a catch.
-sigh- Of fvcking course there is.
You're not going to ask for a number unless you're truly interested in the girl.
Well, I mean... what if I'm interested in just any girl?
Mofo, if I set out 10 cakes in front of you and one of them is your favorite type, which one are you going to choose to eat?
Well... My favorite...
Exactly. Now, there's another catch.
Wait, wait, what if I don't even find a girl that I like?
Dude, seriously? You don't need to worry about it. If you don't like her, that sucks for her. YOU are the one gaming, not her. If she's not your type, go to the next one and don't ask for the number. Now, ready to here the other catch?
Ugh, I guess. This is already so hard.
Get over it. Life is hard. Here's the other catch: You're going to wait 3 days to call her... Then you're going to wait 3 more days.... and 3 more. Then, you're going to keep waiting until-
DO I EVEN CALL HER?
Nope. Heheh. That's the trick here. You're going to get a taste of what it's like to nearly get the cake. You're going to have another reason to go out there and get that cake.
Well, I-
I need you to do something else for me.
SERIOUSLY? ANOTHER CATCH?
Not so much.
Oh, okay... What is it?
Get rid of the number. Burn it, delete it, etc. etc.
Well, that sounds easy enough. So you're sure this will help me?
Only as much as you want it to. Have a nice day, young one.
That's right, I'm talking to all of you new don juans, young and old.
You're going to go into public.
Okay... what's so bad about th-
And you're going to cold approach as many girls as you can.
Well... I guess that's not all that hard, but how is this-
There's a catch.
-sigh- Of fvcking course there is.
You're not going to ask for a number unless you're truly interested in the girl.
Well, I mean... what if I'm interested in just any girl?
Mofo, if I set out 10 cakes in front of you and one of them is your favorite type, which one are you going to choose to eat?
Well... My favorite...
Exactly. Now, there's another catch.
Wait, wait, what if I don't even find a girl that I like?
Dude, seriously? You don't need to worry about it. If you don't like her, that sucks for her. YOU are the one gaming, not her. If she's not your type, go to the next one and don't ask for the number. Now, ready to here the other catch?
Ugh, I guess. This is already so hard.
Get over it. Life is hard. Here's the other catch: You're going to wait 3 days to call her... Then you're going to wait 3 more days.... and 3 more. Then, you're going to keep waiting until-
DO I EVEN CALL HER?
Nope. Heheh. That's the trick here. You're going to get a taste of what it's like to nearly get the cake. You're going to have another reason to go out there and get that cake.
Well, I-
I need you to do something else for me.
SERIOUSLY? ANOTHER CATCH?
Not so much.
Oh, okay... What is it?
Get rid of the number. Burn it, delete it, etc. etc.
Well, that sounds easy enough. So you're sure this will help me?
Only as much as you want it to. Have a nice day, young one.