AMOGED an AMOG

[B-Lemond]

Right before class, I go to the bathroom. As I open the door, I walk in and I was about to go to one of the stalls. The guy washing his hands turns around and blocks my way so I can't go to the stalls.

This guy is the biggest guy in school. He must be at least 6'3" 195lbs. maybe more. This guy is ripped. He is the toughest guy in school. He is a senior who is only an AMOG because he discovered that people listen to him. Basically he is only an AMOG because people make him one. Deep down I knew he was/is insecure.

I am 165lbs. 6'1" but not nearly as muscular as him. This guy has muscles rippling out of his body.

When he blocks my way, he sticks his chest out to show dominance and to make me get out of the way. Since he is so tall, my vision was directly at his chest/neck. :crackup: Knowing that this he wasn't going to do anything, I stick my chest up and try to show HIM that I'm the DOMINANT one around here. When I stick my chest up at him, I look at him in the eyes and I say "Is there a problem here?" He tries to AMOG me by saying "There better not be." Then I reply with "That's what I was thinking." His insecure ass went around me bent over to get his bookbag and left.

I then finished up with my business and I kept my chest high throughout the rest of the day.

Moral of the story: Don't take any **** from any AMOG because deep down they are insecure and they won't do ANYTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. Also stick your chest up high and you'll get more respect.

 

[chill]

I dont know dude. some of those guys are little bi*ches, but there are a few that really dont take anything. Ive done stuff like that before, but there have been a few times where they wont back down. Ive noticed that these times have been when others are around (espesialy chicks). so while i commend you for not backing down, its a risky thing to pull.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

What is up with all of these **** measuring contests lately?

Amazing what the focus has shifted to...

"Instead of actually getting women... we're going to prove that we are more 'alpha' than everyone else... meanwhile, the girls will laugh at us on the inside at how silly the men are behaving."

Can we all get over ourselves at the same time please?

AS

 

[immrtlwun]

^^

There have been like 5 threads in the past week about AMOGs and how we beat them or how to beat them.

You stood up to him in the bathroom. Nobody saw it. Nobody cares.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Originally posted by bluelemond
Right before class, I go to the bathroom. As I open the door, I walk in and I was about to go to one of the stalls. The guy washing his hands turns around and blocks my way so I can't go to the stalls.

This guy is the biggest guy in school. He must be at least 6'3" 195lbs. maybe more. This guy is ripped. He is the toughest guy in school. He is a senior who is only an AMOG because he discovered that people listen to him. Basically he is only an AMOG because people make him one. Deep down I knew he was/is insecure.

I am 165lbs. 6'1" but not nearly as muscular as him. This guy has muscles rippling out of his body.

When he blocks my way, he sticks his chest out to show dominance and to make me get out of the way. Since he is so tall, my vision was directly at his chest/neck. :crackup: Knowing that this he wasn't going to do anything, I stick my chest up and try to show HIM that I'm the DOMINANT one around here. When I stick my chest up at him, I look at him in the eyes and I say "Is there a problem here?" He tries to AMOG me by saying "There better not be." Then I reply with "That's what I was thinking." His insecure ass went around me bent over to get his bookbag and left.

I then finished up with my business and I kept my chest high throughout the rest of the day.

Moral of the story: Don't take any **** from any AMOG because deep down they are insecure and they won't do ANYTHING. NOTHING AT ALL. Also stick your chest up high and you'll get more respect.

1. You sound like you wanted to f*ck him rather than fight him with the way you were describing that queer.

2. Nobody really gives a damn.

3. I bet you a dime, if I pouted my sexy chest at you and growled you would turn around and run away..

4. I'm definately tired of all these stupid ass AMOKG threads. Supposedly, it means alphma male other guy...WHAT THE F*CK!? I bet if any of the motherf*ckers in this site that are AMOK activist d*cksuckers tried to even pull that stupid sh*t on me I'd knock their f*cking teeth to the back of their skulls!

In reality, if you are having to worry about the man next to you rather than conviving with him you seriously have confidence and socializing issues.

Seriously y'all, stop posting about how you AMOKed somebody because no matter how much you talk and emphasize about your AMOKing adventures, you are in all its essence a C-U-N-T.!

SO SHUT THE F*CK UP!

Wrap it up, use condoms. thank you.

 

[B-Lemond]

^ DUDE,.........just say no to drugs.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

You're still a homo, take your AMOGK to a martial arts forum or something.

 

[Phat]

Hmm.. I dont really think the bathroom scene was that important. Now if you were macking on a girl and he comes up and trys to steal her then you can fight back.

But nice job. lol

 

[The Comeback Kid]

I'll try to help you out here, although I've never faced tihs type of situation - I'm only 5'6", 135 lbs, but I know and get along with the biggest guys in the school on the football team pretty well

Anyway, back to your situation, I think you got a little lucky be using your judgement. If it were me, I would have tried to be a little unaware of what he was trying to do (say things like "what's up?") and just figure out why he was doing it through talking (show confidence through presentation, not b fighting).

I am not sure if the big guy was insecure or he just didn't care about the situation anymore - if he is the biggest guy in the school. Maybe he is really insecure, and you're right. You must consider this though - Varsity Athletes are not allowed to fight in most schools or they get suspended for a decent period of time (if he plays a Varisty sport...football?).

I do respect u for standing up to him and not letting him push you around. Howver, since it was also in the BATHROOM, I would have tried to reason this one out more subtly through talking then trying to start something right away (of course, if worse comes to worst, then jsut defend urself and try to take him).

 

[B-Lemond]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler

The trick is to let the guy run HIS mouth, the only thing that YOU do is keep using subtle lines on him that only make you look good by NOT INSULTING him but only help in infuriating him to the point where he makes a comlplete fool out of himself.

Looks like you weren't quick enough to save Dimebag_Darrell

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by The_Shezzler


Me: Hey AMOG, you look tired man!
AMOG: (will qualify himself as to why he isnt tired!)

i don't think saying why he isn't tired will lower his status, man

Originally posted by The_Shezzler

Me: Your soooo cute man, look at those arms!! (then turn back to girl)

i don't like this... it's too easy for everybody to reply 'hey man, are you trying hooking me up?!' with a really surprised look

Originally posted by The_Shezzler

Me: Hey AMOG, where did you get your shirt from (before he can answer, quickly turn away and start talking to the girl - this is golden - it will INFURIATE him, have you ever had someone ask you a question only to turn away and completely ignore you - as if they were never interested - it makes you feel like sh1t!)

this is pure gold! unfortunately, i'm too nice to do this to somebody... it's probably due to people doing this to me in the past... anyway, a good way to reply when someone does this is to say to other people with a smile 'hey, is he skizophrenic or something?'

Originally posted by The_Shezzler

Me: (ingore everything AMOG says, use girlcode with target as if to say - this guys a weirdo) AMOG will eventually come across as a try hard and make himself look a tool

another good AMOG phrase by the_shezzler! man, did you make these up or did you find them on the internet? (if i said this in a social setting, it would be AMOGing you, but i'm serious)
that's what my younger brother constantly does (even to me... lousy bastard) and i think there's no way to make him look like the loser here!

 

[undesputable]

what the **** is AMOG first of all.....


by the way the story of the original poster was flawed from the beggining.

 

[Nexxus]

errm congratulations... don't see how that helped your situation in any way...

 

[AlexTheGreat]

http://www.bristollair.com/outergame/techniques/tactics/amogfr/
they come from there ... it's easier to see why "you're so cute" works, or some of the other examples he gave.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Originally posted by bluelemond
Looks like you weren't quick enough to save Dimebag_Darrell

You mean your mom right? cuz she's at the furniture store replacing my bed with a new one because the stupid b*tch broke it with her fat ass.

 

[Jay-X]

Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
You mean your mom right? cuz she's at the furniture store replacing my bed with a new one because the stupid b*tch broke it with her fat ass.

that's pretty immature

 

[JSH]

Originally posted by Dimebag_Darrell
You mean your mom right? cuz she's at the furniture store replacing my bed with a new one because the stupid b*tch broke it with her fat ass.

dude, thats real pathetic, i can see why your here. Does it provide validation for you.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

Damn! Lighten up for once! I say something and you guys totally play the damn political correct bullsh*t card on me to make you and your opinions look somewhat valid, but realize that they are not. Why?

I may be pathetic but so is your AMOG club of buttbuddies. F*ck AMOG or whatever it represents. It sounds like a damn star wars character or something. Please stop with your AMOG buttsmelling adventures, thank you.

 

[tigre]

dimebag_darrell is just bitter cause he gets AMOG´d all of the time, thats why he hates when people talk about that. If you don´t like this thread then DONT FVCKING CLICK ON THE TOPIC, no one´s forcing you.

 

[Dimebag_Darrell]

No I hate Amog simply because it sounds like an abbreviation to something off of star trek:the queer generation.

In point, AMOk just plain sounds gay.

And I really don't see how you guys get sh*t from other dudes. That's why you've gotta have this mentality, this attitude that you can't be f*cked with to begin with it really helps in keeping all the "haters" from getting hurt somehow. I really don't see how you get a kick from telling by showing some other dude off by saying specific phrases to make yourself look better. All you need to do is simply tell the dude to stop being a c*nt and lighten up.

Seriously when did this AMOk sh*t get started? Last week? I've never seen AMOK being used in this forum until like 2 weeks ago and its really really homo so grow up, please.