I'm reading Bret Easton Ellis' novel 'American Psycho' for the second time now. I take it that a lot of you have either seen the movie or read the book. Apart from a psychopathic killer Patrick Bateman is also a master DJ:
*His date Patricia changed the plans for the evening. She wants to go to a gig, he knows he only gets to bone her if she's coming with him for dinner:
"Listen. What are you doing?" I ask. "If you're not coming I have to call someone else. Do you have Emily Hamilton's number?"
"Oh now now, Patrick, don't be… rash." She giggles nervously. "They are playing two more nights so I can see them tomorrow. Listen, calm down, okay?"
*His date Courtney is annoying the crap out of him. He responds:
"You should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke. Some caffeine might get you out of this slump."
(this one is classic... I used it once )
*The break up part with his fiancee is priceless:
"Evelyn," I sigh. "I'm sorry. You're just… not terribly important… to me." (...)
"But what about the past? Our past?" she asks again, uselessly.
"Don't mention it," I tell her, leaning in.
"Why not?"
"Because we never really shared one"
*And in case you're still wondering if you should pay for dinner:
"Where are you going?'.' she asks again. (...)
"Libya," and then, after a significant pause, "Pago Pago. I meant to say Pago Pago," and then I add, "Because of your outburst I'm not paying for this meal."
I'll try to post more of these quotes later, but feel free to add them yourself!
*His date Patricia changed the plans for the evening. She wants to go to a gig, he knows he only gets to bone her if she's coming with him for dinner:
"Listen. What are you doing?" I ask. "If you're not coming I have to call someone else. Do you have Emily Hamilton's number?"
"Oh now now, Patrick, don't be… rash." She giggles nervously. "They are playing two more nights so I can see them tomorrow. Listen, calm down, okay?"
*His date Courtney is annoying the crap out of him. He responds:
"You should take some more lithium or have a Diet Coke. Some caffeine might get you out of this slump."
(this one is classic... I used it once )
*The break up part with his fiancee is priceless:
"Evelyn," I sigh. "I'm sorry. You're just… not terribly important… to me." (...)
"But what about the past? Our past?" she asks again, uselessly.
"Don't mention it," I tell her, leaning in.
"Why not?"
"Because we never really shared one"
*And in case you're still wondering if you should pay for dinner:
"Where are you going?'.' she asks again. (...)
"Libya," and then, after a significant pause, "Pago Pago. I meant to say Pago Pago," and then I add, "Because of your outburst I'm not paying for this meal."
I'll try to post more of these quotes later, but feel free to add them yourself!