Almost got into an accident on the highway today...

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I was driving home from work when it happened. I'm in the passing lane, going over the speed limit, passing, and a guy in a minivan gets extremely close to the back of me. I'm talking a few feet, and this is when going 70-80 MPH. I hate when people do this, but didn't do anything rash. As the scumbag passes on the right I, deservedly, flip him off. He then proceeds to immediately cut in front of me and slam on his breaks--from 70MPH to 30-40MPH. Fortunately he was driving a large vehicle (which makes it break slightly more slowly), and luckily, I was able to break enough to not hit the POS. If you're wondering, no, I would NOT have swerved out of the way. If I couldn't avoid him, I would have hit him.

So this person (it's hard for me to call him a "person") not only dangerously tailgated me, but also put multiple lives in danger by deliberately slamming on his breaks in front of me in an attempt to either scare or harm me and/or get into a high-speed (possibly deadly) accident. Honestly, I wanted, and still want, to kill the guy, but looking back I'm SUPER glad I avoided it. If I saw him face-to-face out of his car I might have literally killed him. Wouldn't have been good...

If you're wondering, the coward "ran" after this. I sped up to 85-90MPH in an attempt to get his license plate number (not only so I could report him to the police, but also to try and find out who he is/where he lives so I could go and, at the very LEAST, flatten his tires and leave a threatening note), but he must have been maxing out the acceleration on his piece of sh!t minivan, because he pulled WAY ahead (while weaving in and out of traffic like a madman). A minute later he exited. I was thinking of chasing him, but decided not to because I didn't want to waste my time on something where (thankfully) nothing happened. Also, like I said above, someone might have been hurt.

Still pissed that I couldn't get the plate number of this sub-human garbage. No lie, if I could get a job ridding the world of people like this (terrorists, criminals, bully's, people with no regard to innocent life, etc.) I'd take it in a second
 
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Sounds like I-10. Everybody has to deal with this kind of thing eventually. You just have to remind yourself that they might have a gun. You might have one, too, but what then? A shootout? Do you really want that?

Not worth it in my opinion. Better to swallow your pride.
 

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We share the road with god-damn savages. You pretty much were helpless in that situation. Keep driving defensively, and STAY FAR AWAY from assh*les like him. Also, never give into your road rage. Anger is just an emotion. It will pass in time. If you had hit him, you would really be regretting it later. I'm thankful that you walked away untouched. Safe driving ya'll.
 

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A lot of people die every year because of road rage. I understand your frustration but it takes one flipping off of a driver for someone to crazy. Seems like he was already on the edge, next time if I were you I wouldn't be flicking anyone off. Really isn't worth it..
 

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I was driving home from work when it happened. I'm in the passing lane, going over the speed limit, passing, and a guy in a minivan gets extremely close to the back of me. I'm talking a few feet, and this is when going 70-80 MPH. I hate when people do this, but didn't do anything rash. As the scumbag passes on the right I, deservedly, flip him off. He then proceeds to immediately cut in front of me and slam on his breaks--from 70MPH to 30-40MPH. Fortunately he was driving a large vehicle (which makes it break slightly more slowly), and luckily, I was able to break enough to not hit the POS. If you're wondering, no, I would NOT have swerved out of the way. If I couldn't avoid him, I would have hit him.

So this person (it's hard for me to call him a "person") not only dangerously tailgated me, but also put multiple lives in danger by deliberately slamming on his breaks in front of me in an attempt to either scare or harm me and/or get into a high-speed (possibly deadly) accident. Honestly, I wanted, and still want, to kill the guy, but looking back I'm SUPER glad I avoided it. If I saw him face-to-face out of his car I might have literally killed him. Wouldn't have been good...

If you're wondering, the coward "ran" after this. I sped up to 85-90MPH in an attempt to get his license plate number (not only so I could report him to the police, but also to try and find out who he is/where he lives so I could go and, at the very LEAST, flatten his tires and leave a threatening note), but he must have been maxing out the acceleration on his piece of sh!t minivan, because he pulled WAY ahead (while weaving in and out of traffic like a madman). A minute later he exited. I was thinking of chasing him, but decided not to because I didn't want to waste my time on something where (thankfully) nothing happened. Also, like I said above, someone might have been hurt.

Still pissed that I couldn't get the plate number of this sub-human garbage. No lie, if I could get a job ridding the world of people like this (terrorists, criminals, bully's, people with no regard to innocent life, etc.) I'd take it in a second
Cool road rage story (you and driver #2). You called the left lane 'the passing lane' which is what it is. If you see someone coming up behind you, move right as soon as practical and let them, you know, pass.

You are not the speed governor for the passing lane. Neither of you were obeying the posted limit signs (neither do I but I don't ***** about it) . So you were both being d*cks.

So while you are ridding the world of people you don't like, save some of your fake outrage for your own behavior.
 

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Cool road rage story (you and driver #2). You called the left lane 'the passing lane' which is what it is. If you see someone coming up behind you, move right as soon as practical and let them, you know, pass.

You are not the speed governor for the passing lane. Neither of you were obeying the posted limit signs (neither do I but I don't ***** about it) . So you were both being d*cks.

So while you are ridding the world of people you don't like, save some of your fake outrage for your own behavior.
1.) I'm not going to move into the right lane behind a car going 60 when I'm going 70, because it will slow me down significantly. If you want to go 80+ you can wait, which brings me to my next point...

2.) If someone wants to go 9358495793475945 MPH they can pass on the right, then move back to the left. If I'm being tailgated I, most of the time, DO NOT move over just because the person behind me is a POS. If they weren't driving like that I would move over. I also tend to slow down because I constantly look in my rear-view mirror when I'm being tailgated.

3.) If you do more then 20 over the speed limit you're a moron who's putting lives at risk and I'm doing you, and everyone else on the road, a favor by slowing you down. I'd love to dropkick all the idiots who drive like this thinking they're making up time when in reality they're barely saving a few seconds. Same for people who tailgate just because they're too stupid to realize it's dangerous.

4.) NOTHING gives you the right to deliberately get into a major accident on the highway.

5.) I would 1000% rid the world of this guy if I had the chance, the means, and could get away with it.

Everyone who drives faster than me is a psycho. Everyone who drives slower than me is an a$$hole.
25+ MPH over speed limit = psycho moron (unless going to hospital)
10+ MPH under = retarded a$$hole (unless car is f*cked up).
 
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1.) I'm not going to move into the right lane behind a car going 60 when I'm going 70, because it will slow me down significantly. If you want to go 80+ you can wait, which brings me to my next point...

2.) If someone wants to go 9358495793475945 MPH they can pass on the right, then move back to the left. If I'm being tailgated I, most of the time, DO NOT move over just because the person behind me is a POS. If they weren't driving like that I would move over. I also tend to slow down because I constantly look in my rear-view mirror when I'm being tailgated.).
He did pass on the right. Your self-righteous bullsh*t is just like his.

You threatening to kill someone because he passed you makes you a psycho. You are a sad petit tyrant who goes postal behind the wheel. You got bested by a guy just like you and you can't stand it.

LOL
 

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Everyone who drives faster than me is a psycho. Everyone who drives slower than me is an a$$hole.
He did pass on the right. Your self-righteous bullsh*t is just like his.

You threatening to kill someone because he passed you makes you a psycho. You are a sad petit tyrant who goes postal behind the wheel. You got bested by a guy just like you and you can't stand it.

LOL
Your reading comprehension is as bad as your attempt to insult me.

I believe in an eye for an eye. He tried to hurt me, he deserves to be hurt.
 

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As the scumbag passes on the right I, deservedly, flip him off.

...if I could get a job ridding the world of people like this (terrorists, criminals, bully's, people with no regard to innocent life, etc.) I'd take it in a second
Your typing capacity and you own memory of what you type are clearly diminished. Your uncontrolled rage is funny as is your penchant for letting everyone here know what a loon you are.

You can't calculate either. You are whining about killing a person that passed you on the highway. Eye for an eye? Pitiful, just pitiful.

Grow up. You got passed on the right because you were being a left lane d*ck. Get over yourself.
 

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Korrupt,
Your argument is very corrupt. What everyone, except you, is saying is that the left lane is meant to be used only to pass. Which is why they have "slow traffic keep right" signs on highways. If you are passing someone, from the left lane, that is going slower than you, do so quickly and move to the right lane. Just as you were angry at the person in the right lane was going the speed limit, the person behind you was just as angry that you are only going 5-10 MPH above the speed limit AND in the left lane. The fact that the person behind you is going faster does not make him a maniac. You should not have flipped the person because, to him you were going too slow and in the left lane.
 

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Your typing capacity and you own memory of what you type are clearly diminished. Your uncontrolled rage is funny as is your penchant for letting everyone here know what a loon you are.

You can't calculate either. You are whining about killing a person that passed you on the highway. Eye for an eye? Pitiful, just pitiful.

Grow up. You got passed on the right because you were being a left lane d*ck. Get over yourself.
He then proceeds to immediately cut in front of me and slam on his breaks--from 70MPH to 30-40MPH. Fortunately he was driving a large vehicle (which makes it break slightly more slowly), and luckily, I was able to break enough to not hit the POS.
Yeah, he passed me alright...

Once again, Tictac, reading comprehension. You obviously didn't read my OP. Either that or you're defending someone who deliberately tried to cause a major, and possibly deadly, accident on the highway.

Also, you're trying to sound intelligent, but you just don't make sense. What's wrong with you?

Korrupt,
Your argument is very corrupt. What everyone, except you, is saying is that the left lane is meant to be used only to pass. Which is why they have "slow traffic keep right" signs on highways. If you are passing someone, from the left lane, that is going slower than you, do so quickly and move to the right lane. Just as you were angry at the person in the right lane was going the speed limit, the person behind you was just as angry that you are only going 5-10 MPH above the speed limit AND in the left lane. The fact that the person behind you is going faster does not make him a maniac. You should not have flipped the person because, to him you were going too slow and in the left lane.
You obviously didn't read the OP either. I wasn't angry at anyone in the right lane. And what you're saying is that flipping the guy off gave him the right to cause a major accident. Oh sorry. You're right and so was the guy who tried to murder-suicide on the highway because I told him to f*ck off with my finger.

I should probably take the advice in your sig.
 
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What's wrong with me! LOL

You are a pathetic whining ninny because someone passed you being a left lane d*ck and then typing about it trying to justify your nose blowing and foot stamping.

And you ask what's wrong with me?

I don't have to try 'to sound intelligent'. I'm not the one making a fool of himself. That would be you.

PS - if you want to try to sound intelligent (good luck with that) learn the difference between 'breaks' and 'brakes'.
 

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What's wrong with me! LOL

You are a pathetic whining ninny because someone passed you being a left lane d*ck and then typing about it trying to justify your nose blowing and foot stamping.

And you ask what's wrong with me?

I don't have to try 'to sound intelligent'. I'm not the one making a fool of himself. That would be you.
You. Are. A. Moron.

I'm not mad because he passed me. I'm mad because he cut over and f*cking brake checked to 30 MPH from 70 MPH because he wanted me to crash into him and cause a huge accident that could've killed up both.

Can you see it now? Is it big, bold, and underlined enough for you?

Honestly, you defending this animal/criminal makes you as bad as him. I'm serious when I say this... I wish I could go back in time and kick your pregnant mother in the stomach to stop you from being born. That's how stupid you are.

Wanna keep writing how I'm mad because "he passed me?" You've dug a hole so deep at this point you can't get out.
 

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You. Are. A. Moron.

I'm not mad because he passed me. I'm mad because he cut over and f*cking brake checked to 30 MPH from 70 MPH because he wanted me to crash into him and cause a huge accident that could've killed up both.

Honestly, you defending this criminal makes you as bad as him. I'm serious when I say this... I wish I could go back in time and kick your pregnant mother in the stomach to stop you from being born. That's how stupid you are.
So don't 'deservedly flip him off'. You caused the whole thing by being a left lane di*k and then making a hostile gesture when the guy passed you on the right.

Azzh*le.
 

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So don't 'deservedly flip him off'. You caused the whole thing by being a left lane di*k and then making a hostile gesture when the guy passed you on the right.

Azzh*le.
HAHAHA. Because saying "f*ck you" to someone for being a PoS gives you the right to commit murder-suicide. I've been flipped off once or twice while driving and I didn't get angry at all. Pretty sure I laughed.

I wish I could see what you look like. I'm extremely curious to see what a 100% real moron looks like.
 

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HAHAHA. Because saying "f*ck you" to someone for being a PoS gives you the right to commit murder-suicide. I've been flipped off once or twice while driving and I didn't get angry at all. Pretty sure I laughed.

I wish I could see what you look like. I'm extremely curious to see what a 100% real moron looks like.
Left lane di*k, wannabe homicidal maniac, no self-control, anger management headcase, self righteous gasbag. It's all in your own typing for everyone here to see. Enjoy!

If you want to see a mouth-breathing moron - for the rest of your pathetic life, the nearest mirror is all you'll ever need.
 
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Left lane di*k, wannabe homicidal maniac, no self-control, anger management headcase, self righteous gasbag. It's all in your own typing for everyone here to see. Enjoy!

If you want to see a mouth-breathing moron - for the rest of your pathetic life, the nearest mirror is all you'll ever need.
Uh huh. Pretty hypocritical considering you came into the topic and instantly started insulting a random stranger on the internet without even properly reading the OP. Eh, I guess it's good to know who's advice should be ignored on the forum.

Are you really 64?
 

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Honestly people drive crazy all the time, deliberately or accidently.

Flipping people off isn't a good idea. You never know who your fukkin with boy
 
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