All i want is a gf

[we all eat food]

where is she huh?

i havent had a gf in 9 months, havent hooked up with a girl in 4 months, my game is pathetic, i cant find any girl they just arent their.

 

[squirrels]

Let's start at the beginning. What do you have to offer a woman?

 

[BuckwildNYC]

Let's start at the beginning. What do you have to offer a woman?

Doesnt matter.......he could be the biggest waste of human life on the planet and I guarantee u there will be a female counterpart to him. If you are a fat sloppy mess then u have to look for a fat sloppy mess of a girlfriend. There are are more women than men so if u cant find one then u aint looking hard enough............

 

[Raikojo17]

Doesnt matter.......he could be the biggest waste of human life on the planet and I guarantee u there will be a female counterpart to him. If you are a fat sloppy mess then u have to look for a fat sloppy mess of a girlfriend. There are are more women than men so if u cant find one then u aint looking hard enough............

:crackup:

but really, if you want t gf so bad, then jus start looking and qualifying girls. that means dont go after every ho who will spread her legs for u.
there are plenty of girls to chose from, and you should only be choosing the girls that impress you enough to be a potential gf.

 

[we all eat food]

yeah, i can spit game and all that stuff, but i cant find any girls! they are all the same, maybe after high school it will be different, i havent found anyone and its pissing me off!

 

[Gangster Of Love]

where is she huh?

i havent had a gf in 9 months, havent hooked up with a girl in 4 months, my game is pathetic, i cant find any girl they just arent their.

First of all, do you eat food?

9 months, what's the big deal with that? A girlfriend is just that, a label. The bigger deal is the fact that you are not out there prospecting. Look professor, they're not gonna come knocking on your door, and interrupt your tv watching and/or video game playing, and say "we all eat food, you make me so horny, where have you been all my life?". :nono:

 

[~attrACTION~]

Look professor, ...

Why do you keep calling people "professor" lol?

 

[we all eat food]

i get cha, but i cant find any girls, i would approach but none our good enough

 

[Obsidian]

Kill that desperation!

 

[ElStud]

i get cha, but i cant find any girls, i would approach but none our good enough

Wow, none are good enough? There's your problem, lose that attitude. Or better yet as stated above, lose the desperation for a girlfriend. My games not even very good and I can tell you that.

 

[we all eat food]

yeah i get ya, i gotta get over my insecuritys, but most of my friends are afc, so i dunno.

 

[Obsidian]

Seriously, if all you want in life is a gf, your personality sucks. Get some better dreams, and then start pursuing them.

 

[I.A.F.Y.B.]

Listen to Obsidian!

 

[we all eat food]

well i have dreams and ****, but i just want someone to love and **** andddddddd do all the things i love to do.

 

[Obsidian]

oh, what things are those?

 

[Scorched]

This is sad...

Dude, DO NOT MAKE LIFE ALL ABOUT HAVING A GIRLFRIEND.
YOU ARE GOING TO GET YOUR HEART TORN OUT!
Then and only then will you become a man.
Life is about you, make the best of it, and then the girls will come to you.
No ifs and or buts about it.
Seriously MAN THE F*CK UP!

 

[Scorched]

yeah, i can spit game and all that stuff, but i cant find any girls! they are all the same, maybe after high school it will be different, i havent found anyone and its pissing me off!

Yeah maybe after high school you can date high school freshmen...

Seriously dude you have a lot of work to do...

 

[Cash37]

Have you tried Myspace? Facebook? There are women in your area dude. You just got to put yourself in the position to get them. Are you working out, eating right, reading? Keep improving in the meantime, just dont sit around and wait for a magic woman to appear.

 

[FatHairyM4F]

Seriously, if all you want in life is a gf, your personality sucks. Get some better dreams, and then start pursuing them.

I just don't get this. Why does a guy's personality suck if all he wants is a gf (not even this guy in particular but any guy)? Different people have different goals in life. For some its to go out in the world and accomplish all this stuff, and for some its just to have a gf to cuddle with and make goo-goo eyes with, and for some its just getting through each day. Why is the first person a "winner" and the last two are "losers", according to society? It's not like they're doing anything wrong, and by wrong I mean they're not hurting anyone. I seriously don't get that.

 

[Dannyrt34]

Women should only be in your life to compliment it. They should not BE your life. Oh and I eat food too....

This is what you should say to the next girl you see:
We all eat food: Hey!
Girl: Hi!
We all eat food: Hey do you eat food?
Girl: uh yeah?
We all eat food: OH MY GOD! ME TOO!
Girl: ?
We all eat food: I can't believe this!
Girl: Wow ur fvcking weird.
We all eat food: We have so much in common, let me get those digits.