All DJs Please help me! I ask for help ..

[jc7875]

Yesterday, I broke down in tears crying over my girlfriend. It is tragic on what is going on with her. For those of you who dont know, we broke up a few days ago. And she has been a mess ever since. I broke up with her due to the fact I didnt feel that our relationship was strong at a point. She took it thr wrong way, and wanted to break up with me. I am hurting so bad inside right now. The reason is A) I miss her so much B)I didnt want to break up with her, I just wanted to work things out.. and finally comes C)She is becomming an alcoholic and a chain smoker because of this. AT SCHOOL! I am flipping out, I dont know what to do. I want to go out with her again, and she wants to go out with me again(but doesnt want to lose me ever and be hurt like how she already is)

While we were going out, I bought her the nicest valentine gifts , comming straight from the heart. 1) I spent over 4 hours working on THE NICEST Letter anyone can write. With pictures and everything. 2)I bought her a glass rose and when i give it to her tomorrow i am going to tell her that "Roses represent love, and instead of buying you a rose that will die eventually. I bought you this because it means our love for eachother will never die. 3) I bought her a candle, and one for myself. Now if we do go back out on friday, I will say for her to light the candle before she goes to bed, because i will be doing the same thing. And every 14th of every month we go out, we will light this candle. I think it's sweet.. But I hope its going to help things out. I dont know what to do about this whole drinking / smoking thing in school. Thank you guys ..

 

[wakeliquid]

Dude, you really need to read this board more. First thing, if she is that crazy about the breakup, then she is an unstable person to start with. Using alcohol is no way to solve problems. Second, you seem rather unstable about this yourself. Just stop and think for a minute, "Is there not so much more to life than I am seeing right now." You may love the girl, i'll give you that.. But you've definitely done some hardcore AFC things that can really scare them off. Just don't see in tunnel vision man, there is never only one right road.

 

[Ronny_Neumonic]

Originally posted by jc7875
Yesterday, I broke down in tears crying over my girlfriend.

yawn

It is tragic on what is going on with her. For those of you who dont know, we broke up a few days ago.

Sorry, I must've missed that episode

And she has been a mess ever since. I broke up with her due to the fact I didnt feel that our relationship was strong at a point.

YOU broke up with HER???

She took it thr wrong way, and wanted to break up with me.

So you wanted to break up with your girlfriend, and she wanted to break up with you? Great, everyone is happy now!

I am hurting so bad inside right now.

...O, I see. Everyone except for you

The reason is A) I miss her so much

awwwww then why did you break up with her?

B)I didnt want to break up with her,

then WHY did you break up with her?

I just wanted to work things out..

Aha!!! See the problem here is that you although you meant to say "Lets work things out baby!", you said "Welcome to dumpsville - population...YOU

and finally comes C)She is becomming an alcoholic and a chain smoker because of this.

in just a few days? geeze. maybe she just likes that cool laramie taste?

AT SCHOOL!

YES!! AT SCHOOL!!! (nobody make eyecontact with the crazy)

I am flipping out, I dont know what to do.

Buy a gun

I want to go out with her again, and she wants to go out with me again(but doesnt want to lose me ever and be hurt like how she already is)

lmao did she say this? I think you aren't telling us the WHOLE story...

While we were going out, I bought her the nicest valentine gifts , comming straight from the heart.

WHOOOOOOMP...there it is

1) I spent over 4 hours working on THE NICEST Letter anyone can write. With pictures and everything.

um...dude? are you sure you broke up with her? If you did...sounds like you beat her to it

2)I bought her a glass rose and when i give it to her tomorrow i am going to tell her that "Roses represent love, and instead of buying you a rose that will die eventually. I bought you this because it means our love for eachother will never die.

of coarse, she is going to keep this rose nearby as a symbol that some day YOU will die and leave her alone

3) I bought her a candle, and one for myself.

how very practical of you

Now if we do go back out on friday, I will say for her to light the candle before she goes to bed, because i will be doing the same thing.

before masturbating furiously and naming your future kids

And every 14th of every month we go out, we will light this candle.

OR...you will go insane, and on the 14th of every month go crazy and torch one of her friends houses with the candle

I think it's sweet..

she think its gay...o, I mean I think it's gay

But I hope its going to help things out. I dont know what to do about this whole drinking / smoking thing in school. Thank you guys ..

Well next time you see her, give her the old devil horns salute and tell her that ronny says that its all very rock n' roll of her


btw this is soooooo not going to help anything. From what I can gather you are looking at this from a MAJOR AFC point of view and this chick wants nothing to do with you. Now I COULD be wrong, but then again I could be a 70 year old priest with an alter boy and a box of viagra beside me waiting for th....

Whoops...anyways ROCK ON AMIGO!!!

 

[kossalex]

Ronny, that was simply beautiful!

 

[wakeliquid]

yeah, only as incentive to get you to get straight in the head man.. you're pathetic... Get up, don't let the god damn girl control you (like she's doing right now in your head) and move on... You are drowning in a pile of AFC shat, you may never find your way out if you keep going this way.

 

[The Antichrist_Star]

*Cracks knuckles* Oh man... this is gonna be classic! *Reloaded breaks out the sappy violin*

Yesterday, I broke down in tears crying over my girlfriend.

... This... this is just sad... simply sad.

For those of you who dont know, we broke up a few days ago. And she has been a mess ever since.

Seems like you have been quite the mess yourself... "Stay tuned for scenes from the next Dawson's Creek."

I broke up with her due to the fact I didnt feel that our relationship was strong at a point. She took it the wrong way, and wanted to break up with me.

I'm confused here... you broke up with her... then she wanted to break up with you? But didn't you already break up with her? And my second question is... how do you take a break up the wrong way?

I am hurting so bad inside right now.

"Show me the meaning of being lonely... is this the feeling I need to walk with. Tell me why I can't be there where you are... there's something missing in my heart."

Is this guy serious?

The reason is A) I miss her so much B)I didnt want to break up with her, I just wanted to work things out.. and finally comes C)She is becomming an alcoholic and a chain smoker because of this. AT SCHOOL!

Wait a second... you miss her... but you broke up with her? So... why do you miss her? If you wanted to work things out you would not have said, "It's been real, it's been fun... but it hasn't been real fun." You would have said, "Let's sit down and talk." Maybe she was an alcoholic and chain smoker the whole time and you didn't know it... after all, I know you're this awesome guy, but those habits are very difficult to develop in three days!!! (Reloaded thinks that he's the one smoking.)

I want to go out with her again, and she wants to go out with me again(but doesnt want to lose me ever and be hurt like how she already is)

If you two want to go back out with each other... then what the hell is the problem?

While we were going out, I bought her the nicest valentine gifts , comming straight from the heart. 1) I spent over 4 hours working on THE NICEST Letter anyone can write. With pictures and everything.

Blah, blah, blah... if you have to spend four hours on a letter genius... it's not from the heart. It just means you spent four precious hours of your life, on some bull**** poetry that you doll up, which probably disgusted her more than it made her horny... and to be honest... she's said that I write better ones. On a serious note... you could have spent those four hours making love to her... actions speak... words don't mean ****.

I bought her a glass rose and when i give it to her tomorrow i am going to tell her that "Roses represent love, and instead of buying you a rose that will die eventually. I bought you this because it means our love for eachother will never die. 3) I bought her a candle, and one for myself. Now if we do go back out on friday, I will say for her to light the candle before she goes to bed, because i will be doing the same thing. And every 14th of every month we go out, we will light this candle. I think it's sweet.. But I hope its going to help things out.

More bull****... a glass rose... didn't you break up with her? She should be giving you the damn glass rose... (Reloaded wonders what the hell is going on) Jesus Christ man... who in Heaven's name told you that this is sweet? You're doing this for a girl in ****ing high school!!! Do you think that she will have any clue what it will mean? You going to do nothing but repluse her!! This is soooo sad. Man, it's things like this that make me sad to be a man... but... I have been there, so I'll go easy on you. You need to re-evaluate everything... everything that you do. Just take some time to think about what you are doing to yourself. If what you do helps, I'll be surprise... but I won't be surprised if you just end up with more heartache.

The Matrix: Reloaded

 

[fragmentor]

Ronny... will you marry me?

 

[seloifter]

lmao, the only thing funnier than ronny and matrix's commentaries are the actual story itself hahaha

 

[g f l a s h 4 0 0 1]

hahahaha bump hahahahaha...

Well I thought I was regressing lately but I didn't realize how much further you could go. Seriously dude, you are so AFC you should seek professional help. Hate to be the first jacka$s that says this, but read the fvcking bible.

 

[kossalex]

thank you TM:R

 

[Ronny_Neumonic]

Originally posted by fragmentor
Ronny... will you marry me?

I don't marry afc's....














good thing you're a DJ

 

[Luscious]

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I am flipping out, I dont know what to do.
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Buy a gun

Is it just me, or did anyone else find the 'buy a gun' line just ridiculously hilarious? I'm going to be using the 'buy a gun' line to people for weeks,

 

[cant think of a user name]

Originally posted by Luscious
Is it just me, or did anyone else find the 'buy a gun' line just ridiculously hilarious? I'm going to be using the 'buy a gun' line to people for weeks,

hahaha...