The Answers
This whole article is an archetypal caricature of real life. It's the kind of crap I'd expect to hear in an episode of 'Friends', but to be fair here are the 'real' responses that ought to be applied in these situations. Read these and ask yourself if prime time advertisers would pay for spots on a sitcom that handled 'questions' in this way:
What are you thinking?
"Nothing really, but now that you mention it, I'm wondering why you're asking me?"
Do you think I'm fat?
"If I thought you were fat you wouldn't have the opportunity to ask me."
What are you attracted to, my brains or my body?
"Your body."
This IS the correct answer.
If you could sleep with one of my friends, which one would it be?
"The hottest one who I thought would be the most secure in their ability to keep me interested and not ask me stupid, leading questions."
Do you love me?
Depends on if you've told her this on your own already. If she's asking for the first time: "I'm still thinking about it." If she's asking after the fact: "No, I lied the first time."
How many women have you slept with?
"Including tonight?", "I'm a virgin, you were my first", "I don't know, I lost count about a year ago." NEVER, under any circumstance answer this honestly.
BTW I should mention that in 11+ years of LTR/marriage with my wife, not once has she ever asked me any of the above questions. No lie. This whole article is based on the idea that ALL women are these uncontrolably, emotionally unstable Imps, lying in wait to ruin unsuspecting men with a battery of questions, and the only way to solve the riddle of the Sphynx is to supplicate to her and place her on a pedestal. This is horsesh!t. Women are driven by emotion, sometimes without their own recognition, but they're not hysterical slaves to them.
