I just turned 20, and looking back at my life, am very disappointed at the lack of female attention thrown at me. Heres a little bit about me...
I am a multi-talented musician. I play guitar, bass, piano/keyboard/organ/synth, drums, percussion, and am teaching myself saxophone. I also sing pretty ****ing good.
I have always took care of myself, I've been lifting weights for years off and on. I'm physically fit enough to take a year off and still look pretty jacked.
I might not be the most popular cat around, as I feel like I'm very often unnoticed and overlooked, but I do have a very large amount of friends, any of which I could call at any given time and find somewhere to go smoke up.
I like to laugh, enjoy cracking jokes, try to find the humor in everything...I like spouting witticisms. It's good times, it always has been, and used to get me in trouble in school.
Basically, I love myself and couldn't improve myself anymore unless I chose to quite smoking. I feel like I should be pulling in massive amounts of girls without needing to try. To be honest, I have been getting lazy since my new job, and I'll tell you why.
I used to work selling T-Mobile phones at a mall. Very boring job, but I was still (as a rookie) the top sales rep for I think every month I worked as a sales rep. I didn't win with a landslide of sales, but I did have more than any of the other reps. This was because I can easily talk to someone, get a feel for them, and make them feel at home. It was a fun job, very easy until the economy started to really suffer. My point is, I got maybe 50 numbers in about 3 1/2 months time. No joke. But then my phone got stolen, at work ironically, and I quit this job because they wouldn't replace the phone for free.
My point is, when I still did have those numbers, I had a surplus of girls to bring on dates. I'd go through the list, find a girl I'd want to hang out with, and call, and....nothing. I would even try half-a-dozen in a day, because there were so many numbers I could easily just keep calling until I found a date. But, ****, none of them answered.
I would send group texts to EVERY HOT GIRLS NUMBER INVITING THEM TO MY CONCERTS. Of course these texts would go to friends to, but obviously I wanted to have groupies WAITING FOR ME at the show, god dammit. THES WERE CONCERTS I WAS ****ING PLAYING. How is that not pimp? "Hey, wanna catch a free show? Yea, don't worry, I'm headlining so I can get you in free. Oh, backstage you say? No problem." But not one of these girls ever answered, beyond the normal bull**** excuses and reasons for flaking.
Fast forward a few short months, and here I am now, a phone almost completely void of girls, and the very few in there already past failures. I've been lazy ever since, because, ****, none of them ever gave me a chance. Its ridiculous, and I'm not even asking for much. Unlike most of you (I assume), I actually want a girlfriend for a LTR. But when none of them even go out on dates, its kinda hard to find one.
Not to mention the various girls I've met and stayed in contact with that flirt and **** tease, but when it comes right down to it, they will NEVER go on dates. One girl I had some bad oneitis for, for example, and this girl would lead me on in the worst ways. I ended up moving in with her and her bf, who was a friend of mine, who she then cheated on and left. She ended up dating one of the biggest losers I've ever met, and she had to keep texting and calling me. I started to ignore her, and she got pissed, called me out and texted me. "Everyones been saying you stopped hanging out with me cause I wouldn't have sex with you?" I responded "Listen, I hang out with girls to date and/or have sex with them. I'm a guy, ain't I?" Every party I've been to since, shes been there, and shes always following me, despite the fact she has a bf, and he always ends up walking in from another room to see her attempting to chat me up, and this douchebag always gives me evil looks. But, long story short, I stopped talking to her, deleted her from the myspace and facebook, etc. etc.
Another girl I worked with was 23. I stopped her when she was walking by and we'd flirt whenever we saw each other from then on. Then she found out I was "only" 19, and went on to tell me how she went on tour and dated a ****ing 40+ year old. And she was acting like a sketched out pedophile because I was a few years younger? One time I went off on her, long after I had given up, and had some fun talking about how she "prefers older man with wrinkly balls." She found it hilarious, but we never hung out. Every time I would call her she wouldn't answer, and she'd have some lame excuse at work. She'd then tell me a story about ****ing someone else. One time she even said "I'm hungry." To which I responded, "I'm horny." She found it hilarious, we talked about getting it on, it never happened.
This other girl let me take a picture of the tattoo on her ass. She told me she hates protected sex, and I said I agreed, and then hinted at us sleeping together. She just said "Someday, Rambo. Someday." And since then, has not responded to texts. She'll randomly send me myspace messages that say "We're gonna hang out soon, right?" Not true, shes just another tease.
I could go on and on about how ****in frustrating it is not getting laid for over two years, but I'm gonna stop myself. I'm gonna smoke a bowl, get ready for work, and continue my half-assed attempt at chilling with some of these girls I work with post-shift. Any advice is welcome, especially if it explains why I'm always teased, flaked on, lead on and then eventually ignored. Its not like I try too hard or anything.
I am a multi-talented musician. I play guitar, bass, piano/keyboard/organ/synth, drums, percussion, and am teaching myself saxophone. I also sing pretty ****ing good.
I have always took care of myself, I've been lifting weights for years off and on. I'm physically fit enough to take a year off and still look pretty jacked.
I might not be the most popular cat around, as I feel like I'm very often unnoticed and overlooked, but I do have a very large amount of friends, any of which I could call at any given time and find somewhere to go smoke up.
I like to laugh, enjoy cracking jokes, try to find the humor in everything...I like spouting witticisms. It's good times, it always has been, and used to get me in trouble in school.
Basically, I love myself and couldn't improve myself anymore unless I chose to quite smoking. I feel like I should be pulling in massive amounts of girls without needing to try. To be honest, I have been getting lazy since my new job, and I'll tell you why.
I used to work selling T-Mobile phones at a mall. Very boring job, but I was still (as a rookie) the top sales rep for I think every month I worked as a sales rep. I didn't win with a landslide of sales, but I did have more than any of the other reps. This was because I can easily talk to someone, get a feel for them, and make them feel at home. It was a fun job, very easy until the economy started to really suffer. My point is, I got maybe 50 numbers in about 3 1/2 months time. No joke. But then my phone got stolen, at work ironically, and I quit this job because they wouldn't replace the phone for free.
My point is, when I still did have those numbers, I had a surplus of girls to bring on dates. I'd go through the list, find a girl I'd want to hang out with, and call, and....nothing. I would even try half-a-dozen in a day, because there were so many numbers I could easily just keep calling until I found a date. But, ****, none of them answered.
I would send group texts to EVERY HOT GIRLS NUMBER INVITING THEM TO MY CONCERTS. Of course these texts would go to friends to, but obviously I wanted to have groupies WAITING FOR ME at the show, god dammit. THES WERE CONCERTS I WAS ****ING PLAYING. How is that not pimp? "Hey, wanna catch a free show? Yea, don't worry, I'm headlining so I can get you in free. Oh, backstage you say? No problem." But not one of these girls ever answered, beyond the normal bull**** excuses and reasons for flaking.
Fast forward a few short months, and here I am now, a phone almost completely void of girls, and the very few in there already past failures. I've been lazy ever since, because, ****, none of them ever gave me a chance. Its ridiculous, and I'm not even asking for much. Unlike most of you (I assume), I actually want a girlfriend for a LTR. But when none of them even go out on dates, its kinda hard to find one.
Not to mention the various girls I've met and stayed in contact with that flirt and **** tease, but when it comes right down to it, they will NEVER go on dates. One girl I had some bad oneitis for, for example, and this girl would lead me on in the worst ways. I ended up moving in with her and her bf, who was a friend of mine, who she then cheated on and left. She ended up dating one of the biggest losers I've ever met, and she had to keep texting and calling me. I started to ignore her, and she got pissed, called me out and texted me. "Everyones been saying you stopped hanging out with me cause I wouldn't have sex with you?" I responded "Listen, I hang out with girls to date and/or have sex with them. I'm a guy, ain't I?" Every party I've been to since, shes been there, and shes always following me, despite the fact she has a bf, and he always ends up walking in from another room to see her attempting to chat me up, and this douchebag always gives me evil looks. But, long story short, I stopped talking to her, deleted her from the myspace and facebook, etc. etc.
Another girl I worked with was 23. I stopped her when she was walking by and we'd flirt whenever we saw each other from then on. Then she found out I was "only" 19, and went on to tell me how she went on tour and dated a ****ing 40+ year old. And she was acting like a sketched out pedophile because I was a few years younger? One time I went off on her, long after I had given up, and had some fun talking about how she "prefers older man with wrinkly balls." She found it hilarious, but we never hung out. Every time I would call her she wouldn't answer, and she'd have some lame excuse at work. She'd then tell me a story about ****ing someone else. One time she even said "I'm hungry." To which I responded, "I'm horny." She found it hilarious, we talked about getting it on, it never happened.
This other girl let me take a picture of the tattoo on her ass. She told me she hates protected sex, and I said I agreed, and then hinted at us sleeping together. She just said "Someday, Rambo. Someday." And since then, has not responded to texts. She'll randomly send me myspace messages that say "We're gonna hang out soon, right?" Not true, shes just another tease.
I could go on and on about how ****in frustrating it is not getting laid for over two years, but I'm gonna stop myself. I'm gonna smoke a bowl, get ready for work, and continue my half-assed attempt at chilling with some of these girls I work with post-shift. Any advice is welcome, especially if it explains why I'm always teased, flaked on, lead on and then eventually ignored. Its not like I try too hard or anything.