Adam and Eve and AFCism

[runner10_13]

Well, i was thinking the other day. THis is just some thoughts i'd like to share.

I was thinking about how basically, Woman are evil, and they are all to blame for all the sin and evil in this world. Now, if you believe in christian views, and the history, then you would know about Adam and Eve.

You know, about how Eve tasted the forbidden fruit and what not. By doing so, she caused every other human in existance after that to be born into sin, and also caused Adam to sin. So Woman are the root of all evil right?

Well, then i did some re-thinking. Maybe I'm wrong...yes...in fact i AM wrong. Sure, Eve tasted it first. but SO DID ADAM. Which got me thinking...that means Eve told Adam to do it. And you know what? Adam summited to her.

He did as he was told. He was an AFC. and she was a Feminazi. What he shoudl have done was put Eve in her place:

"*****, stfu, get back here now, im not gun touch that stuff"

But NOOO, he tasted it too. So therefore, since he was an AFC, i got to thinking (yes, i did a lot of thinking)...AFCism is the root of all evil. It is the cause for everything bad in this world.

Basically, this post isnt to give out info, its jsut to give my view on why AFCism is bad. I mean, who could argue that AFCism is good? It dates back to the beginning of time!

 

[MaGiC_PiMp_69]

And that why women are the most dangerous creatures in the world. They gona fvck everyone over , so never give in to them. (hmmm.. i think the devil is probably a chick too with a nice rack.)

 

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actually, he would have been an AFC before eating the apple to say to eve "ok lets eat it" before there was evil, and earth was paradise.
ie: he was supplicating before he actually took a bite , the bite that made sin and killed paradise.( to agree to take the apple from eve in the first place)
hence he was an AFC as soon as he was created.

bah i just thought about that for the first time.

DAMN YOU ADAM.....PU$$Y

 

[runner10_13]

lol, yes, possbily the devil is!

 

[runner10_13]

yes, yes, poor Adam, if only he knew the ways of a DJ

 

[SamePendo]

 

[00Kevin]

I've thought about this too.

well we all know that adam and eve is just a story, but perhaps it does have some significance. Who knows there may be some symbolic truth to it.

I have to agree, man has to learn not to listen to eve. That is a lesson that we have all learned the hard way unless we are rasied as DJs.

I think there are many other lessons to be learned from this story. Even lessons for women.

 

[K56Connect]

Off on a sidenote, I'm curious as to why EVERYONE I've ever heard tell the story of Adam and Eve, always refers to the forbidden fruit as an apple. Read your Bible, (preferably King James 1611, the most popular one for Christianity), or any other Bible for that matter, and let me know if you see apple being listed as the fruit.

 

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Originally posted by K56Connect
Off on a sidenote, I'm curious as to why EVERYONE I've ever heard tell the story of Adam and Eve, always refers to the forbidden fruit as an apple. Read your Bible, (preferably King James 1611, the most popular one for Christianity), or any other Bible for that matter, and let me know if you see apple being listed as the fruit.

i heard this too, fobidden fruit sounds corny though, apple , orange banana who cares , he literally had the perfect women (an actual 10) standing before him in the nude with no c@ckblockers or b!tch shields anywhere to be seen, fvck fruit.

 

[Sexy_Malibu]

Oh geez another thing about Eve being the cause of all evil and blah blah blah... You know what Adam wasn't a ****ing child... despite what you guys say about DJs vs AFCs... no one really does exactly what someone else tells them to do unless they kind of want to do it too... I'm sure if Eve hadn't been like "hey let's try this fruit", then Adam would have done it eventually anyway... It's all a matter of wanting what you can't have... and we all know that works for both genders... But that is just a story anyway... so I won't get so heated about it...

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by MaGiC_PiMp_69
(hmmm.. i think the devil is probably a chick too with a nice rack.)

In that case....would you 'hit it'?

Seriously, though, if you have time to sit around and debate the relationship between the Bible and AFC-ism...you really need to get out and meet some girls.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

There never was an adam or eve. Over the last million years humans have evolved into what they are today.

Although i do agree that women dont want afc's.

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

The forbidden "fruit" is adultery. That's why they discover that they were "naked" and covered themselves.

Yes, Lucifer is a woman.

 

[MaGiC_PiMp_69]

what do you mean by adulty like cheatting or sex? If itz sex then that just crazy your saying that itz bad to have kidz and give life and make more people and all that stuff.

If itz cheatting what do u mean her having sex with an angel or something. I dont know much about the bible....so please explain

 

[Eyecandie4ya]

Originally posted by MaGiC_PiMp_69
what do you mean by adulty like cheatting or sex? If itz sex then that just crazy your saying that itz bad to have kidz and give life and make more people and all that stuff.

If itz cheatting what do u mean her having sex with an angel or something. I dont know much about the bible....so please explain

"Adultery" with Lucifer was the sin. If they have "eaten" a fruit than Adam and Eve would have cover their "mouths" and not their privates.