Yeah, you guys are absolutely right that it should be in best of the sosuave forum. Too bad it was already on the sosuave.com site long before it was put up on craigslist.
I can't find the actual post that was blatantly copied and pasted, but I know I read it at least a year ago, and that I've actually used a modified version of the dorm story near the end in some of my sarges.
Ah well.