A bouncer gets laid every night. True or false?

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If a person, decent looking and with some game, would have worked as a bouncer at a decent club, would that person be guaranteed to score every night?

I've heard from bouncers I know that they haven't gone home alone one single night, except from those times that they wanted to go home alone.

Any thoughts on this?
 

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I highly doubt it. When people use absolutes be wary...probably just trying to sell you on being a bouncer eh? or just bragging eh?

don't believe the hype. I'm sure the ones with game get their fair share.
 

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One of the chillest dudes I ever met is a bouncer at a club in the northeast.

I hope for his sake it's true.
 

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and here in LA, half the bouncers are LAPD

use some common sense
 

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Its false but being a bouncer is probably one of the best jobs to have in getting laid. Your around drunk woman all night and you get a chance to display some social value to them.
 

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BOUNCE... Sorry, I mean Bump!
 

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Hm other variabilitys come into it, but being a bouncer will help greatly quite a few of my friends r bouncers and they get a lot of chicks. Think about it loads of drunk chicks, who in the clubs looks like they have the most power, who r the people who decide to come in or not. So they will talk to a lot of girls usually showing dominance and they have no choice but accept it or **** off.

it will go down something like this:

Drunk girls doing something wrong just before they leave, bouncer comes in "ur not allowed to do that" girl: "o sorry i didn't mean it.....(pauses and stops walking with her friends startling still though) whats ur name....u know i love a man with a tough job i bet ur strong"

Also one bouncer told me some girls put there ***** out for grabs, so they can get allowed in club for free.
 

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Absolutely false.

I worked as a bouncer in Baltimore for 6 months and every night is not guaranteed pvvsy.

Just because you've got the right cards doesn't mean you know how to play.
 

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What are you getting at exactly? As in to say, what makes you ask?

Are you considering a job? Or do you want to see if your friend is full of hot air? My best friends brother was a bouncer and while he met many women, It wasn't a guaranteed thing by far that he would he would snag a (new) women every night/week/whatever.

I suspect someone's been pulling your chain. Although I would imagine that the bouncer's game would play a large contributing factor as to his ratio.
 

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i used to part own one of the best RnB superclubs in town.
and i have to say, bouncers getting laid everynight..not true.

sorry but truth is, they dont.
they may get it some nights but even those will be few and far between.

the ones ive seen are my bouncers hooking up with drunk chics that id say lie between a 5-7.

the hottest women dont go to the club to hook up with bouncers.
 

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It's self explanatory that it isn't a guarantee to score, but I'd like to hear from someone that actually has worked or is working as a bouncer. Would chances be doubled as oposed to working the club from the inside with all other variables left out? Tripled?
 

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This is kinda stupid cause just because you're a bouncer doesn't mean you're going to automatically score a lot. It may help, but that's like saying all good looking men get laid every night.
 

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Target_100 said:
If a person, decent looking and with some game, would have worked as a bouncer at a decent club, would that person be guaranteed to score every night?

I've heard from bouncers I know that they haven't gone home alone one single night, except from those times that they wanted to go home alone.

Any thoughts on this?
It doesn't matter. If he doesn't have game, he won't get any. If you got millinos of dollars and beautiful cars you won't get girls if you're a geek either.

It's about the person himself, not what's around him. I know this. I definitely got the looks big time, but I don't got game to make sh*t happen.
 

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chinwaggler said:
This is kinda stupid cause just because you're a bouncer doesn't mean you're going to automatically score a lot. It may help, but that's like saying all good looking men get laid every night.

Thanks a heap man. Thats exactly the answer I was looking for. I'm gonna read all your posts now and be a genious.
 

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Bump...

I guess the problem is that any bouncers get laid and don't hang around this forum...
 

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I am a bouncer in DC. I get numbers every night I work, but in terms of getting laid on the job, NO, since I usually get home at 4 AM and if my boss caught me ****ing some girl outside she would fire me.
 

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optimus1987 said:
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I am a bouncer in DC. I get numbers every night I work, but in terms of getting laid on the job, NO, since I usually get home at 4 AM and if my boss caught me ****ing some girl outside she would fire me.
Yeah exactly. When I worked security I wouldn't get off work until 3:30am at the earliest. You have to close out the club and make sure everything is all set until everyone is gone. Unless one plans to leave work early, you'll have to have a woman waiting 30+ minutes for you somewhere in order for things to come together. The best socializing I got in after work was when I'd go get food at like 3:30-4:00am because I'd be starving since dinner was at 9:00pm or earlier.
 
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