90% Garunteed to Get you Laid

[ilyadaimpaler]

This is for highschool kids who have never seen it so don't move this thread.

IF YOU EVER GET A GIRL TO WATCH A MOVIE AT HOME ALONE WITH YOU MAKE IT...

TOP GUN, watch it by yourself, you'll see why. But theres a trick to it. Sit close and hold her tight the entire movie. It doesn't hurt if she has some alcohol in her, but not too much(not necessary at all in fact). DO NOT let the movie turn into a make out session. Don't kiss her at all during the movie. Imagine what it would feel like to watch the best Jenna Jamison Porn with your girl sitting right next to you but not being able to get off, during the entire movie. Thats exactly what it will feel like for her(even more so!!). By the end of the movie, she'll be in a super romantic mood(VERY GOOD THING). And the 80's soft rock helps Seriously guys, just rent this movie and watch it by yourself just so you can see what I'm talking about. Your only gonna have one chance to watch this per girl so don't let it turn into a makeout session half way through, wait for the fullblown payoff just as the credits roll.

 

[whatsupwiddat]

Haha I probably will try that one!

But how can you compare Top Gun to a Jenna Jamison movie?

Just wondering. Do girls find Tom Cruise flying a plane erotic? Lol.

 

[ilyadaimpaler]

Nah, its not really about flying an airplane. Its actually about a girl getting swept off her feet by a suave DJ. Like a romance novel. You ever wonder why girls read romance novels? Porn is to a guy what romance is to a girl. And while she is watching this movie she's gonna have the guy of her dreams right next to her. Its cool cuz the movie puts her in the right state of mind, it basically will do all the work for you.

 

[Jester]

Why dont you instead actually sweep her off her feet?


I'm A DJ baby, Tricks are for Kids.

 

[blinkin_winkin]

Originally posted by Jester
Why dont you instead actually sweep her off her feet?

Yeah. Take her breath away. *cue crappy 80s soundtrack*

Man... I hate Top Gun. It was played every other day for about 4 years on HBO. My Dad watched it everytime. I can quote it.

Hate to thread crap though. I suppose ilyadaimpaler's idea would work very well actually.

A Ron

 

[ilyadaimpaler]

Don't get me wrong, it's not a good movie.
Does anyone actually think Sleepless in Seatle is a good movie?

NO but the point is they work. And most girls highschool age don't even remember these movies.

And if anything gets a girl wet it's cheesy 80s music.

Hell, Billy Idol gets me wet (j/k)