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PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005



By MIKE FOSTER

CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!

Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.

"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.

"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."

Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.

"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.

"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.

"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.

"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.

"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."

To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.

"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.

Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.

"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."

But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.

"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.

Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.

"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.

But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.

"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."

Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.

"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.

"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20050912/112653720001p.html
 

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Its looks like one of those super market tabloids; Rat man escapes from zoo or Rick James: The second Jesus?
http://www.livejournal.com/~weekly_world/?style=mine
heres the same article with the "CHINESE ADMIT: 'WE CAN'T TELL EACH OTHER APART, EITHER!'" If it is real then hey nothing last forever dude.
 

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holy sh*t...wtf, is this a hoax?

eh...well there's a reason it's in the "gossip" section of yahoo news.
 

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There's always something coming to destroy earth, we have anywhere between no and infinite years left to live depending on who you listen to.
 

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Originally posted by NYC Dude
There's always something coming to destroy earth, we have anywhere between no and infinite years left to live depending on who you listen to.
lol...I remember back in elementary school the world was supposed to end when I was 18 I think it was. I'm 39 now and the earth is still here. :D
 

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i dont trust yahoo search it on google and you will find some sci fi websites talking about it. BUt put nes in the search and adding bit by bit words to describe it, this is apprntly new, bbc aky and cnn news wud be talking about yet nothing, dont get to woried till the news papaers talk about it because there is a total lack of coverage.

Fact is they they would have seen it earlyer then 9 years ago because it would have left such a huge path of distruction it would have been easily spotted!
 

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Google the noted scientist Albert Sherwinski of Cambridge. The first site that pops up? Weekly World News.

I wouldn't worry about it.
 

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I really hope you're right!
I wasn't too sure of the validity of this either, thats why i put a question mark behind the title.
 

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I checked yahoo again more cloesly

its in the news entertainemtn and GOSSIP section.

It also appears that these are peoples own articles they have been writting in not somthing official.

I then look even closser and see a link to world news on the site.

Yahoo automaticly put up storys of sevral diffrent news agencies up, 1 of which is weekly world news, who happen to have the article in the same words alogn with toehr crazy lies of theres.

THERE IS NOTHING TO WORRY AOBUT I REPEAT THERE IS NOTIHNG TO WORRY ABOUT!
 

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Yea and to think i was about to live my life to the fullest... i think i'll just sit back down on my ass and do nothing again. :p
 

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Originally posted by Jake-inator
Yea and to think i was about to live my life to the fullest... i think i'll just sit on my ass and do nothing again. :p
hahahaha :crackup: i really laughed out loud
 

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Originally posted by Jake-inator
Yea and to think i was about to live my life to the fullest... i think i'll just sit back down on my ass and do nothing again. :p
haha...i wonder what the world would be like if it was a fact that we all just have 9 years to live.... we would probably destroy our ownselves doing stupid **** and living life to the "fullest" but hey it would be worth it.

by the way, honestly i think this would be a better way for earth to come to an end than by any other mankind destroying scenario.
 

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every week scientists have got a new theory

every week they realise one of their one theories was wrong

for dudes that are supposed to be brainy

they are pretty f*cking dumb

they still don't know how they build the pyramids

no einsteins or teslas today

just a bunch of rich f*cks getting paid to come up with crazy bullsh*t theories with huge grants

while the rest of us slave away doing meaninful work

all of it is a front

NASA is a front

NASA is a front to develop euipment to re-launch missles from space back into the atmosphere

rockets technology is used for missiles

countries can't be shooting rockets everywhere without starting a war so they have

SPACE PROGRAMS

where they test the rockets and latter convert research and technology to make better MISSILES FOR WAR

do search on NASA

NASA = old rocket division of US ARMY

made it private with grants frob taxpayers so american people dopey enough to think that $BILLION spent putting 5 dudes on the moon is more important than feeding the homeless and helping people in need

just laugh at their bull$hit theories

these f*ck wits are getting huge grants and stealing taxpayers money

every now and then they gotta release some bull$hit press statement on yahoo or tv

just so we think they are actually doing something productive with all the money they waste


Lost In Translation :D

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oh well
 

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Originally posted by Jake-inator
Yea and to think i was about to live my life to the fullest... i think i'll just sit back down on my ass and do nothing again. :p
:up:
 
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