Badmannaz
Master Don Juan
If you feel like sh!t.........go to the gym
If you just got fired from your sh!tty job........Go to the Gym
If your girlfriends not giving you any play?...........go to the gym
If your tired of not getting any girls?.............go to the gym
If you just woke up off a hangover.........go to the gym
If that girl you've being trying to screw for 4 months LJBF'D your ass because she said "I'm just not attracted to you like that.".....................Go to the Gym
If you have a Beer Gut...........Go to the gym
If you wanna bang a Hot SlVt.........take your ass to the Gym
If your a wimp..............go to the gym
If your so weak you can't curl 5lbs..........go to the Gym
If your tired of smoking weed.............take your stoner ass to the gym
If your tired of drinking.............go to the gym
If your tired of having mr right and left hand as your significant other.........take your lonely ass to the gym
If Your AFC............go to the gym
if your a DJ.......go tuda Gym
If you hate getting rejected........go to the gym
If you wanna reach the NEXT LEVEL............Take your spiritual ass to the Gym
If you wanna hot GF...........go to the Gym
If you wanna be Envied?............go to the Gym
Stressed out?................go to the Gym
Too Fat you can't even lift a Dorito to your Pie HolE?.....Take Yo BIGASS To Da Gym and STAY THERE!!!
Tired of being invisible?........go to the gym
Tired of being depressed because you Feel your invisible?........go to the gym
Got MAN BOOBS?..........go to the gym
want more (hotter) Girls?..........Go to the Gym
Are you a Slacker?........Go to the gym
If you can't beat your 4 y/o sister in a Arm wrestling contest...............That's Fvcking pathetic and of course go to the gYm
Are you a Loser?.........Go to the Gym
been to the CLUB and been rejected by everygirl approached?.........go to the Gym
Tired of crying your self to sleep because your so lonely and the other side of your bed is cold and vacant?...................Go to the Gym
Tired of seeing hot girls pass you and not having enough confidence to say hi?..............go to the Gym
Are you a Virgin and your over 17?........go to the Gym
You just got back from the gym??....Tommorow..go to the gym!!
are you tired after walking up 1 flight of stairs?........Go to the Gym
wanna feel like your on top of the world??.........go to the gym
Have you been teased for being to skinny or too FAT??....go to the gYm
Are you tired of being the Beta-male??.........go to the gym
Tired of being AMog'd???........go to the gym
Tired of being alone......go to the gym
MAD AT THE WORLD??..........go the Gym
are you a smoker??.........quit smoking and go to the gYm!!!
Can't afford to go to the gym??...get a Job make more money...and sign up for a membership....and then GO TO THE GYM!!!
Tired of everyone beating you in everything(sports,Debates,arm-wrestling, races etc).........Go to the Gym
You want that little hottie in your class to notice you?...........go to the Gym
Tired of going to the BARS and leaving by yourself? (meaning you came with your friends but there all going over girls house's excpet you....go to the gym
Never had a Girlfriend in your life?...........go to the gym
Going to a wedding in a couple months and you wanna look good?........go to the gym..and buy a FRESH suit
highschool reunion coming up?.....go to the gym
Going to college next semester?.........go to the Gym
Need more energy?.......Go to the Gym
Got a low Self-esteem?...........go to the gym
Have you ever just sat down and said to yourslef "Fvck this i hate looking at myself in the mirror!! I gotta do something about this!! I hate this i want more in my life!!.............
IGO TO THE GYM!!!
In conclusion GOING to the gym...results and rewards are endless
If you just got fired from your sh!tty job........Go to the Gym
If your girlfriends not giving you any play?...........go to the gym
If your tired of not getting any girls?.............go to the gym
If you just woke up off a hangover.........go to the gym
If that girl you've being trying to screw for 4 months LJBF'D your ass because she said "I'm just not attracted to you like that.".....................Go to the Gym
If you have a Beer Gut...........Go to the gym
If you wanna bang a Hot SlVt.........take your ass to the Gym
If your a wimp..............go to the gym
If your so weak you can't curl 5lbs..........go to the Gym
If your tired of smoking weed.............take your stoner ass to the gym
If your tired of drinking.............go to the gym
If your tired of having mr right and left hand as your significant other.........take your lonely ass to the gym
If Your AFC............go to the gym
if your a DJ.......go tuda Gym
If you hate getting rejected........go to the gym
If you wanna reach the NEXT LEVEL............Take your spiritual ass to the Gym
If you wanna hot GF...........go to the Gym
If you wanna be Envied?............go to the Gym
Stressed out?................go to the Gym
Too Fat you can't even lift a Dorito to your Pie HolE?.....Take Yo BIGASS To Da Gym and STAY THERE!!!
Tired of being invisible?........go to the gym
Tired of being depressed because you Feel your invisible?........go to the gym
Got MAN BOOBS?..........go to the gym
want more (hotter) Girls?..........Go to the Gym
Are you a Slacker?........Go to the gym
If you can't beat your 4 y/o sister in a Arm wrestling contest...............That's Fvcking pathetic and of course go to the gYm
Are you a Loser?.........Go to the Gym
been to the CLUB and been rejected by everygirl approached?.........go to the Gym
Tired of crying your self to sleep because your so lonely and the other side of your bed is cold and vacant?...................Go to the Gym
Tired of seeing hot girls pass you and not having enough confidence to say hi?..............go to the Gym
Are you a Virgin and your over 17?........go to the Gym
You just got back from the gym??....Tommorow..go to the gym!!
are you tired after walking up 1 flight of stairs?........Go to the Gym
wanna feel like your on top of the world??.........go to the gym
Have you been teased for being to skinny or too FAT??....go to the gYm
Are you tired of being the Beta-male??.........go to the gym
Tired of being AMog'd???........go to the gym
Tired of being alone......go to the gym
MAD AT THE WORLD??..........go the Gym
are you a smoker??.........quit smoking and go to the gYm!!!
Can't afford to go to the gym??...get a Job make more money...and sign up for a membership....and then GO TO THE GYM!!!
Tired of everyone beating you in everything(sports,Debates,arm-wrestling, races etc).........Go to the Gym
You want that little hottie in your class to notice you?...........go to the Gym
Tired of going to the BARS and leaving by yourself? (meaning you came with your friends but there all going over girls house's excpet you....go to the gym
Never had a Girlfriend in your life?...........go to the gym
Going to a wedding in a couple months and you wanna look good?........go to the gym..and buy a FRESH suit
highschool reunion coming up?.....go to the gym
Going to college next semester?.........go to the Gym
Need more energy?.......Go to the Gym
Got a low Self-esteem?...........go to the gym
Have you ever just sat down and said to yourslef "Fvck this i hate looking at myself in the mirror!! I gotta do something about this!! I hate this i want more in my life!!.............
IGO TO THE GYM!!!
In conclusion GOING to the gym...results and rewards are endless