52 Reasons why YOU!!! should go to the gym

Badmannaz

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If you feel like sh!t.........go to the gym

If you just got fired from your sh!tty job........Go to the Gym

If your girlfriends not giving you any play?...........go to the gym

If your tired of not getting any girls?.............go to the gym

If you just woke up off a hangover.........go to the gym

If that girl you've being trying to screw for 4 months LJBF'D your ass because she said "I'm just not attracted to you like that.".....................Go to the Gym

If you have a Beer Gut...........Go to the gym

If you wanna bang a Hot SlVt.........take your ass to the Gym

If your a wimp..............go to the gym

If your so weak you can't curl 5lbs..........go to the Gym

If your tired of smoking weed.............take your stoner ass to the gym

If your tired of drinking.............go to the gym

If your tired of having mr right and left hand as your significant other.........take your lonely ass to the gym

If Your AFC............go to the gym

if your a DJ.......go tuda Gym

If you hate getting rejected........go to the gym

If you wanna reach the NEXT LEVEL............Take your spiritual ass to the Gym

If you wanna hot GF...........go to the Gym

If you wanna be Envied?............go to the Gym

Stressed out?................go to the Gym

Too Fat you can't even lift a Dorito to your Pie HolE?.....Take Yo BIGASS To Da Gym and STAY THERE!!!

Tired of being invisible?........go to the gym

Tired of being depressed because you Feel your invisible?........go to the gym


Got MAN BOOBS?..........go to the gym

want more (hotter) Girls?..........Go to the Gym

Are you a Slacker?........Go to the gym

If you can't beat your 4 y/o sister in a Arm wrestling contest...............That's Fvcking pathetic and of course go to the gYm

Are you a Loser?.........Go to the Gym

been to the CLUB and been rejected by everygirl approached?.........go to the Gym

Tired of crying your self to sleep because your so lonely and the other side of your bed is cold and vacant?...................Go to the Gym

Tired of seeing hot girls pass you and not having enough confidence to say hi?..............go to the Gym

Are you a Virgin and your over 17?........go to the Gym


You just got back from the gym??....Tommorow..go to the gym!!

are you tired after walking up 1 flight of stairs?........Go to the Gym

wanna feel like your on top of the world??.........go to the gym

Have you been teased for being to skinny or too FAT??....go to the gYm

Are you tired of being the Beta-male??.........go to the gym

Tired of being AMog'd???........go to the gym

Tired of being alone......go to the gym

MAD AT THE WORLD??..........go the Gym

are you a smoker??.........quit smoking and go to the gYm!!!

Can't afford to go to the gym??...get a Job make more money...and sign up for a membership....and then GO TO THE GYM!!!

Tired of everyone beating you in everything(sports,Debates,arm-wrestling, races etc).........Go to the Gym

You want that little hottie in your class to notice you?...........go to the Gym

Tired of going to the BARS and leaving by yourself? (meaning you came with your friends but there all going over girls house's excpet you....go to the gym

Never had a Girlfriend in your life?...........go to the gym

Going to a wedding in a couple months and you wanna look good?........go to the gym..and buy a FRESH suit

highschool reunion coming up?.....go to the gym

Going to college next semester?.........go to the Gym

Need more energy?.......Go to the Gym

Got a low Self-esteem?...........go to the gym

Have you ever just sat down and said to yourslef "Fvck this i hate looking at myself in the mirror!! I gotta do something about this!! I hate this i want more in my life!!.............

IGO TO THE GYM!!!


In conclusion GOING to the gym...results and rewards are endless:cool:
 

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Man, going outside and running 3-5 miles a day is the best way to improve girls' perception of you. I think the gym thing is overrated, muscles mean little to nothing when it comes to pulling chicks.
 

Badmannaz

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Originally posted by NewDude001
Man, going outside and running 3-5 miles a day is the best way to improve girls' perception of you. I think the gym thing is overrated, muscles mean little to nothing when it comes to pulling chicks.


The concept is only to work out...the Gym is the general place i said go to the gym because about 35% of those I've experienced and hot girls like fit guys... and it will help you ALOT when trying to pick up curtain kind of girls
 

Don't always be the one putting yourself out for her. Don't always be the one putting all the effort and work into the relationship. Let her, and expect her, to treat you as well as you treat her, and to improve the quality of your life.

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f*ck all that bullsh*t, you go to the gym because it makes *YOU* feel good and look good :rolleyes:...'nuff said.
 

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There's nothing better to do in the winter time any ways.

Hitting the gym,videogames,liquor,sex and HBO.
 

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#1 reason to go to the gym:
If you don't, Chuck fsckin Norris will roundhouse kick you in the face.
 

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when chuck norris is doing pushups, he isn't pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.
 

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Originally posted by NewDude001
Man, going outside and running 3-5 miles a day is the best way to improve girls' perception of you.
Yeah if those girls are attracted to guys with no body fat or muscle.
 

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Most guys naturally have a fair amount of muscle....from ummm puberty!

I'm just saying it's a lot of fing work eating like a pig, then cutting etc when the ideal male body (male model) is just very well cut up and not muscular.

Go for sharp features, a ripped look is better than muscle bulk for sure.
 

Badmannaz

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Originally posted by NewDude001
Most guys naturally have a fair amount of muscle....from ummm puberty!

I'm just saying it's a lot of fing work eating like a pig, then cutting etc when the ideal male body (male model) is just very well cut up and not muscular.

Go for sharp features, a ripped look is better than muscle bulk for sure.
That's why you need to go to the gym..
I feel dirty right now b/c i didn't have time to go today but believe you me im goin tommorow!!
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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Actually, going to the gym after a heavy night of drinking really helps me. You sweat out a lot of the nasty sh1t left over. My hangovers/general sickness leaves about 30 min into my workout.

But yeah, pretty awesome and funny list!
 

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Quote:
Originally posted by NewDude001
Man, going outside and running 3-5 miles a day is the best way to improve girls' perception of you.


Yeah if those girls are attracted to guys with no body fat or muscle.
Tell any boxer that, you crazy boy.
 
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