5 girls moving in in a few days ...

[pingpongz]

Alright heres the situation...


Moved into a new apartment next to my college a couple days ago. I was speaking to my landlord and he said im the only guy on my floor which means im gonna be sharing living space/kitchen with 5 other girls [college chicks all the same age as me ]

They haven't moved back yet from the Christmas break. Im gonna assume at least 1 of them is hot or at least ****able...


I was thinking along the lines of asking one of them, if she wanted to watch a movie in my room or some **** like that and take it from there.... i figure once shes in my room it should be pretty easy especially after i apply her with alcohol

Tips would be appreciated

 

[Master Bates]

It'll be funny when they all turn out to be fat.

 

[pingpongz]

It'll be funny when they all turn out to be fat.

nah ive already seen one of their tops and it was a good size

So i know at least 1 of them isn't fat heh

 

[DJDamage]

Stuff like that seems like a dream but they end up turning to stuff made for nightmares. You will have to share sh1t with chicks and be around them ALL THE TIME! You want quiet time to study? no can do! they will be talking, laughing and chit chatting for hours! You want to go get something from the kitchen?! they will be too lazy to clean and it will stink up the place plus they will be hogging the area. Not to mention that with 5 girls around there bound to be internal fighting and you will have to pick sides and be a part of the drama!

You really want to be around when they bring dudes over to fvck in their own dorm room? and have some half drunk a$$hole walking around and eating your food and looking at you like he wants to kick your ass??!!

I would personally be going insane within 3 days. I always say that there should be a healthy buffer zone between dating and living with women. Hope you have a good night sleep and not think about this too much... booooohahahhaaha.

 

[pingpongz]

Stuff like that seems like a dream but they end up turning to stuff made for nightmares. You will have to share sh1t with chicks and be around them ALL THE TIME! You want quiet time to study? no can do! they will be talking, laughing and chit chatting for hours! You want to go get something from the kitchen?! they will be too lazy to clean and it will stink up the place plus they will be hogging the area. Not to mention that with 5 girls around there bound to be internal fighting and you will have to pick sides and be a part of the drama!

You really want to be around when they bring dudes over to fvck in their own dorm room? and have some half drunk a$$hole walking around and eating your food and looking at you like he wants to kick your ass??!!

I would personally be going insane within 3 days. I always say that there should be a healthy buffer zone between dating and living with women. Hope you have a good night sleep and not think about this too much... booooohahahhaaha.

now you've gone and made me sad lol

They seem pretty clean though based on how they left the place before the breakup...
Guess i can only hope they're not fugly fat *****es

 

[Bible_Belt]

Don't try to hit on them. Just be around and the time will come. They will be stumbling home drunk every weekend. Just be there.

 

[EFFORT]

and have some half drunk a$$hole walking around and eating your food and looking at you like he wants to kick your ass??!!

:crackup:

 

[LeComteDeMonteCristo]

I was thinking along the lines of asking one of them, if she wanted to watch a movie in my room or some **** like that and take it from there.... i figure once shes in my room it should be pretty easy especially after i apply her with alcohol

Tips would be appreciated

Just don't $hit on your own doorstep. Don't be the creepy weirdo dude trying to get them drunk. Befriend all of the girls. This is the perfect opportunity to establish a cool social circle - so don't blow it by trying to **** them and weirding them out. Think long term here.

What is the number one thing that will get guys laid consistently with hot women? Legitimately being part of their social circle. This is why DJ's and bartenders get laid often. It doesn't matter how much "game" they have because they are around hot girls all the time are seen as part of their social circle.

Make friends with these chicks, hang out with them. If that doesn't get you laid with one of them, it will get you laid with one of their friends. Let them see you as a normal cool guy, not some creepy weirdo taking them to his lair and getting them drunk.

 

[pingpongz]

Just don't $hit on your own doorstep. Don't be the creepy weirdo dude trying to get them drunk. Befriend all of the girls. This is the perfect opportunity to establish a cool social circle - so don't blow it by trying to **** them and weirding them out. Think long term here.

What is the number one thing that will get guys laid consistently with hot women? Legitimately being part of their social circle. This is why DJ's and bartenders get laid often. It doesn't matter how much "game" they have because they are around hot girls all the time are seen as part of their social circle.

Make friends with these chicks, hang out with them. If that doesn't get you laid with one of them, it will get you laid with one of their friends. Let them see you as a normal cool guy, not some creepy weirdo taking them to his lair and getting them drunk.

LOL my lair
Good advice though

 

[j0n024]

Wait.....you have your own apt dont you? I mean the way some people are talking it sounds like you guys are saying everyone is going to be in the same room togethor which freaks me out and throws me off, everyone has their own room ala hotel right or do you guys just live in one big ass room?

I agree though you will get tired of it real quick but hey they might want to "Experiment" on you because your the only guy close to them when they strike out at the bars and drunk so good luck and hope to hear more about this situation.

 

[pingpongz]

yup

Wait.....you have your own apt dont you? I mean the way some people are talking it sounds like you guys are saying everyone is going to be in the same room togethor which freaks me out and throws me off, everyone has their own room ala hotel right or do you guys just live in one big ass room?

I agree though you will get tired of it real quick but hey they might want to "Experiment" on you because your the only guy close to them when they strike out at the bars and drunk so good luck and hope to hear more about this situation.

Its a shared kitchen/living room... each have our own bedroom/en suite

 

[Mad Manic]

Just don't $hit on your own doorstep. Don't be the creepy weirdo dude trying to get them drunk. Befriend all of the girls. This is the perfect opportunity to establish a cool social circle - so don't blow it by trying to **** them and weirding them out. Think long term here.

What is the number one thing that will get guys laid consistently with hot women? Legitimately being part of their social circle. This is why DJ's and bartenders get laid often. It doesn't matter how much "game" they have because they are around hot girls all the time are seen as part of their social circle.

Make friends with these chicks, hang out with them. If that doesn't get you laid with one of them, it will get you laid with one of their friends. Let them see you as a normal cool guy, not some creepy weirdo taking them to his lair and getting them drunk.

Lol, it's laughable how some retard spinning discs or giving people glasses of poison is percieved to have status by women, yet nobody cares if one is great at Physics or Maths. It's just like the fact that women don't value intelligence and honesty, and they don't like good or humble guys either.

MM

 

[MooseGod]

Just be yourself. If you are all hanging out in the living room and you happen to hit it off with one of them, then that's great. If not, that's cool too. You wanna think long term...if you do pursue anything romantically with one of them, it needs to be a LTR. If you have a ONS with one, it might come back to bite you in the ass.

Think "Three's Company" here. The guy on there was cool, not creepy, because he had a rule about not trying to seduce his two roommates. But, he hung out with them as friends (ie social proof) and got a ton of ass on the side. Now that is a win-win situation.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Stuff like that seems like a dream but they end up turning to stuff made for nightmares. You will have to share sh1t with chicks and be around them ALL THE TIME! You want quiet time to study? no can do! they will be talking, laughing and chit chatting for hours! You want to go get something from the kitchen?! they will be too lazy to clean and it will stink up the place plus they will be hogging the area. Not to mention that with 5 girls around there bound to be internal fighting and you will have to pick sides and be a part of the drama!

You really want to be around when they bring dudes over to fvck in their own dorm room? and have some half drunk a$$hole walking around and eating your food and looking at you like he wants to kick your ass??!!

I would personally be going insane within 3 days. I always say that there should be a healthy buffer zone between dating and living with women. Hope you have a good night sleep and not think about this too much... booooohahahhaaha.

Yes DJDamage, but he will be having sixsomes every night and will be the envy of the entire school, won't he?:wave:

 

[DJDamage]

Yes DJDamage, but he will be having sixsomes every night and will be the envy of the entire school, won't he?:wave:

nah he better off pimp them on the side and make some money out of it.

 

[LeComteDeMonteCristo]

Lol, it's laughable how some retard spinning discs or giving people glasses of poison is percieved to have status by women, yet nobody cares if one is great at Physics or Maths.

But why should they care? What inherent value does someone who is good at physics have to a woman? Women are social creatures - if they view a man as being within their social group he has a chance of getting laid, regardless of how much "game" he has. Most people who are good at physics or maths are also introverted nerds who don't bring anything to the table in a social interaction with an attractive woman unless they happen to be famous.

Fortunately for the world though most people with a talent for physics or maths do not pursue those avenues to impress girls.

It's just like the fact that women don't value intelligence and honesty, and they don't like good or humble guys either.

MM

But women do value those traits in a man as long as he is well rounded. I'd even go so far as to say that honesty is arguably the most important trait a man can have. Being honest about who he is, about his intentions, about what he wants from a woman. Unapologetically speaking what's on his mind. Lethal.

Stop being bitter, stop blaming women, stop blaming the world. Take responsibility.