MagiKMaK
Don Juan
didn't get a chance to read through them... but i'll be getting around to it. Found this on another site... check them out
1. Always use your tongue gently on a woman.
2. Women need more affection after sex than before.
3. Never make love to a woman the same way every time.
4. Surprise her sometime with a little gift right after
you've made love.
5. Women love foreplay while dancing.
6. Some women liked to be talked dirty to. Make sure you
find out in advance if she does.
7. Never, and I mean never, pull out right after an orgasm.
8. For something different, try performing in front of each
other. Make it a contest!
9. ****iness is a turn off! Self-confidence is a turn on!
10. Flowers are still a winner, and always will be.
11. When possible, always send flowers to where she works.
12. Don't be afraid of, first, being her friend - you can
always be her lover later. Some women prefer it this
way.
13. Take two back-to-back nights.
First Night: You give - she gets.
Second Night: She gives - you get.
14. Women will love you more if you give them the feeling
you're proud to be with them. It wouldn't hurt to tell
her this.
15. Tell a woman, from time to time, how great it feels to
be inside of her.
16. Tell of woman, from time to time, that you could stay
inside of her forever.
17. Always be sensitive to a woman's feelings and never make
light of them
18. Hold hands a lot.
19. Ask a woman if she's ever fantasized about making love
to two men at the same time. She's bound to ask you
the same, regarding two women. I think you know where
to take the conversation from there.
20. If you make love on the beach, make sure you don't get
any sand on your penis.
21. Don't make fun of any woman's body parts that you think
are different or unusual. Say something complimentary
instead.
22. Women need to know why you are attracted to them. So,
when the time is right, tell them.
23. When picking up women, always enjoy the thrill of the
hunt.
24. Never take a beeper and/or a cell phone on a date,
especially a first date.
25. If a woman wants to be the aggressor, let her!
26. Women will give all they have to offer to a man they
feel safe and comfortable with. Don't ever forget this.
27. Women love to talk and laugh after sex.
28. Women love men who have a great sense of humor. It both
excites and relaxes them.
29. Tell a woman she even looks good in the morning.
30. Always tell a woman that her new hairstyle makes her
look younger.
31. Never talk too much about your mother - she may think
that's what you are looking for.
32. Even if you do, don't ever tell a woman you hang out
with a lot of guys/
33. If your "first date" is a movie - always make it a
romantic one.
34. Plan three nights together.
First Night: Do everything sexually to her that she
wants.
Second Night: Have her do everything sexually to you
that you want.
Third Night: Just lie in bed together and hold each
other and talk a lot, especially about the past two
nights.
35. Don't ever squeeze and suck hard on a woman's nipples
unless you know in advance that she's going to love it.
(Most women prefer the gentle touch.)
36. After having sex with a woman a number of times, tell
her that you're starting to worship her *****. Who
knows, she may worship "something" of yours in between.
37. After the first time you sleep with a woman, wake her in
the morning by gently kissing her all over her body,
then prepare to submit yourself to some really hot sex.
38. From time to time, pick out parts of a woman's body to
compliment her on, or tell her how much they turn you
on. Try to pick parts that the average guy wouldn't
notice. This way you may hit upon something that she's
never heard before.
39. When the time is right, ask her what "some" of her
sexual fantasies are. Never ask her what her favorite
sexual fantasy is. Because if it's something you're not
into, you've just boxed yourself into a corner. When
you ask for "some," you have a choice.
40. Love her pet - even if it's a boa constrictor.
41. Look for any opportunity to feed each other food. Look
her right in the eyes when you do it, or when she does
it to you. If this goes well, you won't be sleeping
alone tonight.
42. Learn to love cats. Even if you have to fake it.
43. If you end up at her place or yours on a first date,
always pick out a chair to sit in at first. Never pick
the couch - you can get there later.
44. When a woman steps out of a shower, be standing there
with a towel to dry her off. If you do a real good
job, and I think you know what I mean by "a real good
job," she and you will probably need to take another
shower.
45. Always remember, women need to be hugged, touched and
kissed all over as much as they need to have an orgasm.
46. If you don't have a sense of humor - GET ONE!
47. On a first date, always touch, kiss and hug very gently
until she signals otherwise.
48. When kissing, wait for her tongue first. If you can't
wait, make sure you give her your tongue a little at a
time.
49. When kissing any part of a woman's body for the first
time, do it very softly until you see her reaction.
50. If a woman is beautiful, never tell her so on the first
date or even the second or the third. Hold off as long
as you can. This way she will think you're attracted to
her for other reasons, and you just may be.
51. Never tell a woman that your mom is your best friend.
52. Never ask a woman if she thinks you act more feminine or
masculine.
53. Never tell a woman that it's usually you who ends your
relationships.
54. Shine your shoes.
55. If she's big busted, try not to look at them too often.
56. If you're out with a woman at a public place
(restaurant, theater, night spot, etc.) and things are
starting to heat up (heavy kissing and touching, etc.)
tell her you'll go the men's room to wash your hands if
she'll go to the women's room to remove her panties.
Note: most women love to have some form of sex in a
public place.
57. Even if you have to force yourself, watch anything on TV
that would interest mainly women - you'll learn a lot.
58. Watch and study the way two women make love with each
other (in person and/or on film).
59. Ask a lesbian how she goes about making love to a woman.
60. If you like "threesomes," having a bisexual woman as a
friend is a great idea. As she will be able to set up
many of them for you.
61. Learn how to give a full-body massage to a woman. This
will give you a tremendous edge over guys who don't know
how.
62. Don't ever tell a woman she reminds you of someone else.
63. It's all right, but not necessary; to tell a woman she
looks like someone famous, provided she does.
64. Stay inside a woman as long as possible after an orgasm
(yours or hers) this will stimulate her even more.
65. Your greatest sexual pleasure should come from pleasing
a woman. By doing so, you'll always get more in return.
66. You can hold her hair, but never hold her head when she
goes down on you.
67. Give her something of yours to wear like a shirt or a
sweater.
68. You can learn a lot from older women.
69. Women love to hear the pounding of your heart after
sex. So, from time to time, rest their head on your
chest.
70. Always serve wine to women, never beer.
71. Most women will try almost anything in bed. As long as
you give them the feeling they can change their mind at
any time.
72. Remember, unlike men, women see their whole body as a
sexual organ.
73. Women love to be given the feeling that you will be
there for them should the need arise.
74. Women hate it when men change sexual positions too
quickly.
75. Unlike most men, looks are not that important to women.
76. Sex is important in a relationship, but it's not
everything.
77. Most women would rather have great sex once a week
rather than average sex every other day.
78. When you're having a woman over, always make sure you
have clean sheets.
79. When in bed with a woman, never answer the phone.
80. Women love gentle kisses all over their body.
81. With few exceptions, always undress a woman slowly and
likewise for yourself.
82. Occasionally, have a night in bed where neither of you
speak a word.
83. Women are big on candles - the more the better.
84. Women love to hear their first name, especially in bed.
85. Try various colored light bulbs in the bedroom until you
find her favorite.
86. If possible, women love to have sex in the workplace.
87. In a nice way, ask a woman if she would enjoy watching a
porno movie; don't act disappointed if she says no.
88. When you're with a woman, try to give her the feeling
that nothing else matters except being with her.
89. Most women feel good dancers make good lovers,
especially good slow dancers.
90. Women love to hear that you've had a dream about them -
so; make up a good one with a happy ending.
91. In a relationship that you want to last, never stop
going to new places or trying new things - in and out of
bed.
92. When having sex, never stop kissing her from time to
time.
93. Never go too long without calling a woman by her name.
94. If you take the time to get to know a shy woman, in most
cases, you won't regret it.
95. To a woman, handholding is the first step to an orgasm.
96. Spontaneous sex is the best sex to have.
97. For some safe sex, try masturbating together with a
woman on the phone. If she's reluctant, ask her if
she'll try it just once.
98. Remember, women love to receive little gifts every so
often. They see it as a sign that you care about them
very much.
99. For ways and places to pick up girls, read your daily
newspaper, especially the classifieds.
100. Anytime you go somewhere new, spend some time getting
the feel of the place. This way you'll feel more
comfortable there.
101. Stop spending so much time with the guys. Learn to
operate as an individual.
102. Don't ever become a one-line Charlie.
103. When you first meet a girl, never ask her age, if she's
single or divorced, if she has kids, how far she lives
from where you met, or if she lives alone.
104. For an impressive first date, rent a chauffeured
limousine.
105. After you've been out with a girl you'd like to see
again, send her a comical or thought-provoking card with
an appropriate message. She will only love you more on
the second date.
106. Read more books and articles about women, love, romance,
relationships, sex, etc.
107. If you would like to find out if a girl is alone at a
place, then ask her if she is with someone instead of
asking her if she is alone. No girl likes to be asked if
she is alone.
108. If you're standing while talking to a girl, do not fold
your arms around your body. It will make you look as if
you're very insecure.
109. If a girl says something she thinks is funny, laugh,
even if it isn't. Remember, laughing together can lead
to a lot of things, and they're all good.
110. Don't try to be funny if it's not really you.
111. Just thinking about picking up women more than you do
now will increase your odds of doing so.
112. No matter how impossible it may seem to pick up a girl
in a particular situation, try it. You've got nothing to
lose and plenty to gain.
113. Never use terms such as: broad, chick, bird, fox, dame,
etc., when referring to a woman in conversation. It's a
poor reflection on you and the way you regard women.
114. If you're divorced, never talk about it at first and as
little as possible later.
115. If you're divorced, never downgrade your ex-wife.
116. If you're divorced, never upgrade your ex-wife. The girl
you're trying to pick up will think you're still in love
with her.
117. When you go to a movie or watch TV where there is any
type of girl/guy activities going on, keep alert for any
ideas you might pick up from them.
118. Spend time just thinking about women and all the fun and
excitement you have with them.
119. Never make love to a woman. Always make it with her.
120. If you are single, live and plan your life as if you
were going to be single all your life.
121. If you are single, let everyone who means something to
you know it.
122. Keep up on current events. This way you'll have more to
talk about with girls.
123. Even if you hit upon some pick up approaches that you're
really good at, don't use them all of the time. Try a
new one every so often. Remember half the excitement of
picking up girls is how you do it. If you use the same
pick up approach all the time, it can become quite
boring.
124. If a woman starts to act silly - join her. Acting silly
together can lead to a lot of things, and they're all
good.
125. Eye contact is very important, especially in bed. With
good eye contact, you will have the advantage over most
men.
126. When making love with two women at the same time, always
start by kissing each one separately, followed with a
three-way kiss - the longer the better. This will bring
all of you closer together and, at the same time, let
the women know you plan to treat them equally.
127. While at a restaurant, many women like to play and be
played with under the table.
128. Women love, and I mean love, satin sheets.
129. It's all right to talk a little about your line of work,
but don't go on and on about it. To a woman, it's a big
turn off.
130. When a relationship ends, always tell the woman that
you'll never forget all the great times you had
together. Remember, you may want the relationship back
some day.
131. Most women don't like to be undressed all at once. So,
this means you should; undress - foreplay - undress -
foreplay - undress - foreplay - undress - foreplay.
132. While having sex, women love to hear something good or
exciting.
133. If you're living with a woman, have a week where you
save it up and only make love on Saturday night.
134. Never give an expensive gift to a woman until you've
dated her for quite some time.
135. Most single women do not like to hear divorce stories.
Whereas, most divorced women love to hear them.
136. Most women take Valentine's Day very seriously so make
it very special for them.
137. Never wear too much cologne; it's a big turn off for
women.
138. If you can sing and/or play an instrument that may be
all you'll need t win a woman over, especially on a
first date.
139. You haven't lived until you've made love in the pouring
rain.
140. Once you've found a way to get a woman off doesn't mean
you should stop looking for others.
141. Always remember, you can have some of the greatest sex
without intercourse - all it takes is a little
imagination.
142. For a woman, there's no such thing as too much foreplay.
143. Many women like to have their first orgasm before you
put it in. Think about it!
144. For some unbelievable excitement, go to your
girlfriend's workplace, flash her, and then tell her
you'll be waiting for her when she gets home.
145. You should always take more pleasure in a woman's orgasm
than your own.
146. Never ask a woman where she learned to do something
sexual.
147. Most women prefer a man who is interesting over handsome.
148. Women are turned off by a man who becomes a different
person when he drinks.
149. Women feel the sexiest when they're made to feel special.
150. Never ask a woman what other men do to them sexually.
151. Never ask a woman what type of man she's looking for.
By her telling you, she'll never know if she's getting
the real you or an act.
152. With a woman you are about to have sex with for the
first time, make her breasts and vagina the last two
things you touch.
153. Some women just want to get laid. In this case, skip
the foreplay and romantics.
154. Take an ice cube to bed! I leave the rest up to your
imagination.
155. Videotape your lovemaking.
Then play it back while you play with each other.
Then play it back while you play with yourselves.
156. From time to time, call your girlfriend at work, and
tell her what you're going to do to her that night.
This has always been one of my top turn ons.
157. For a romantic and sexy feeling that stands by itself,
try making love to a woman in your car on a rainy
night. This is one of my favorites.
158. For one of the most romantic times of your life, take a
woman on an overnight train ride. Make sure you get a
sleeping car.
159. Women love to act out romantic and sexual scenes they've
seen in movies, so, get your act together and
accommodate them.
160. Get your hair cut at a hair salon that caters mainly to
women. Always show up early for your appointments so
you'll have plenty of time to look and listen. This is
a great place to gather knowledge about women.
161. Most female hairdressers love to play matchmaker. So,
try to develop a very friendly relationship with one.
If she likes you, she'll set you up with countless women.
162. Remember, you've first got to, like yourself before any
woman will. Even loving yourself a little won't hurt.
163. Never pressure a woman to sleep with you on the first
date. If you don't, she will want you all the more on
your second date.
164. If you feel you've been rejected a number of times on a
first date because you came on too strong, try
masturbating before leaving home.
165. Most women are "all for sex" as long as you take a
little time to get to know them.
166. Don't ever tell jokes in bed. Women are turned off by
it.
167. Even a below average-looking woman will think she's
beautiful if you do.
168. Watch romantic movies on TV with or without a woman.
You'll benefit both ways.
169. If sex comes too easily and too often, you've got to
back off from time to time, or, trust me, it will become
boring.
170. Bedrooms are great! But every once in a while, try a
motel. Especially, if you're trying to get a woman to
show more of her "wild side."
171. Remember, some women need manual stimulation during
intercourse in order to have an orgasm.
172. Most women love to be told they have a sexy body.
173. If a woman is acting a little *****y, let her know in a
nice way.
174. There are times, and you will know when, it's best to
live for the moment.
175. Anytime a first date is a mix of good and bad, upon
leaving tell her that you will only remember the good.
After she thinks about what you've said, there's a good
chance you will hear from her.
176. When a date is going "in the dumper," sometimes you can
turn it completely around simply by asking why she
thinks it is. Remember, you've got everything to gain
and nothing to lose.
177. On a first date, don't ever ask a woman what her sign
is, or any date if you can help it. But if she brings
it up, go for it.
178. Just because a woman invites you in after a date, don't
assume and begin acting as if you're going to stay the
night. Actually, acting the opposite will make her
feel more comfortable with you, and when a woman feels
comfortable with you it can only lead to one thing -
pleasant dreams!
179. Women love for you to rest your head on their lap and
look up at them.
180. Only comment on the weather when you can't think of
anything else to say.
181. Never begin a conversation by saying negative things to
a girl such as: "You really look sad and lonely,"
or "you look like you could use a friend." This gives a
girl a feeling that you're doing her a favor by
approaching her. Most girls hate charity.
182. When first approaching a girl, do not make any comments
about her looks or body. This is very important.
183. Use a lot of eye contact when trying to pick a girl up.
184. If a girl has large breasts, do not get caught staring
at them, because girls are usually very self-conscious
about them.
185. When you say something really dumb to a girl and we all
do, admit it, and if necessary, apologize to her. Women
cannot resist a sincere apology.
186. Always treat each girl as an individual. If you do, you
will usually receive the same in return.
187. If you have the time, try to size up a girl before you
approach her.
188. Never put too much pressure on yourself when trying to
pick up a girl. Remember, there's always the next time.
189. Never ask a girl, "When do you get off work?".Be
positive sounding. Ask her when she gets off work if
she would like to go out for a drink or something to eat.
190. When possible, try o overhear a girl's conversation
before approaching her. A lot of times it will give you
an indication of the type of approach to use.
191. It's always easier to pick up a girl at a place she
feels safe.
192. If you can't pick up a girl at the time you are trying,
at least try to get her phone number by asking if you
could give her a call sometime. Perhaps when you call,
she will be more relaxed in talking to you from her home
or apartment.
193. It's good every once in a while to take a break from
picking up girls. This way it's more exciting when you
go back to it.
194. Don't start a conversation by asking what kind of music,
books, movies or TV programs she likes. It sounds like
a routine and shows no imagination.
195. Even though a routine of conversation may work with one
girl, don't assume it will work with every girl. Alter
your routine with each girl or better yet, have no
routine. Just play it by ear.
196. Be careful in picking up girls where you work. The
gossip can kill you. It can also hurt your work or
career.
197. Always have a certain girl's name mean something to
you. Go back in your past relationships and see if
there's a certain girl's name who you always seemed to
hit it off with. When you meet a girl with this name,
make yourself feel special inside. This way the girl
will feel you're treating her special, as your feeling
will show through.
198. Don't tell dirty jokes. If you must, make sure they're
cute ones.
199. If a girl makes a move to open a door or light a
cigarette for herself, let her. She is probably proud
of the fact that she can do things without help.
200. Feel a girl out before you say anything controversial or
shocking.
201. If a girl talks a lot at first, let her go until she
winds down. This is probably her way with getting
relaxed with a guy.
202. Always find out if a girl likes her job or occupation
before you start asking a lot of questions about it.
203. Never let it bother you if you find out a girl is dating
someone. Remember, she may only be dating that guy
until someone better comes along.
204. Always find out if a girl likes her first name before
you start using it often.
205. When you ask a girl out, pick out a specific night or
day. This shows her that you are able to accept victory
or defeat. Never use lines like, "Are you doing
anything Saturday night?" or "Are you busy Saturday
night?" This only shows her that you are insecure and
want her to commit herself before you do.
206. Women dislike men who are indecisive. So if you are,
work on it, it's important.
207. Always take more of an interest in a woman's career than
your own. You have everything to gain by doing so.
208. It's all right to tell a woman, from time to time, about
some of the experiences you've had with other women, but
never in bed.
209. Never cop a cheap feel.
210. If you sense a woman takes pride in what she wears, make
sure you do too, which means undress her slowly and
carefully.
211. When a woman gets naked, make sure you take a moment and
enjoy the view before you get the show on the road.
212. Take the time to find out what each woman's needs are,
the set to fulfill them.
213. Never remind an older woman that she is (older).
Remember, at first, the main reason she is dating you is
that you make her feel young again.
214. Style and sexual technique are important to older women.
215. Trust me when I tell you that if a woman blushes in your
presence, she's attracted to you.
216. Good food and good conversation usually lead to great
sex.
217. Most women love to be put in positions where they can
see you going inside of them.
218. Eye contact - Eye contact - Eye contact - Eye Contact -
Eye Contact..
219. Stare intentionally at a part of a woman's body you are
making love to. Remember, chances are she's watching
you.
220. Women love to be held, from time to time, like you're
never going to let them go.
221. Try making love with your clothes on I a public place.
I leave the rest up to your imagination.
222. Offer to help a woman clean her house or apartment
sometime. She'll probably refuse but will think what a
nice guy you are to offer.
223. Never have an argument or heavy discussion in bed.
224. Remember, just as you do, women love to think they're
teaching you something new.
225. Go to a drive-in movie sometime; it can create an
atmosphere no other place can. If you were in high
school in the 50's, 60's or 70's, it's a must.
226. If a woman is not being very assertive in bed, she may
be waiting for you to tell her what you want her to do.
227. Never say," I love you," only when having sex.
228. If you really want to make a woman you care about feel
great, tell her you love her the moment she walks in.
229. Although it doesn't always work this way, I always will
be a believer in: "The more you give, the more you get."
230. A night of good laughter will usually lead to a night of
good sex.
231. One of the greatest ways, I've found to get a woman to
be more assertive in bed is to tell her, "Tonight, it's
your turn to undress me." I can't tell you how many
times those "7 words" have given me some of the wildest
nights of my life.
232. The biggest turn on for a woman when she goes down on
you is the sounds that you make. The more sounds you
make, the more a woman will - "Well, I think you get the
picture."
233. Even if you have poor circulation, NEVER leave your
socks on.
234. Never use sex to take out your anger.
235. If sex in the back of a limo isn't one of your
fantasies, it should be.
236. Women love to hear all the ways they are important to
you, so don't hold back from telling them.
237. Suggest going to a movie without wearing any underwear
(not recommended on the first date).
238. Intelligent women like you to love their mind first. If
you do, soon their body will follow for you to love.
239. Sex is a 13-letter word spelled "communication."
240. Most women do not like you kissing them right after
you've gone down on them. Brushing your teeth or at
least rinsing your mouth after is a class and healthy
thing to do.
241. If a woman wants to mother you - let her. It's a
beautiful feeling, especially if you love your mother.
242. When a woman cooks you dinner for the first time,
there's no such thing as showing too much appreciation,
that is, if you want dessert to follow.
243. Oral sex should be something special; don't do it every
time you have sex.
244. Every man can be a great lover if he uses his mind and
heart to their fullest extent.
245. Women put a lot of emphasis on how you act after having
sex regarding how your relationship is going.
246. How you perform after having sex is just as important to
a woman, if not more, than your performance during.
247. Always be on the lookout for new places to have sex.
This is a great way to keep the relationship interesting.
248. Many women find it very exciting to make love at a
party, especially if it's at someone's house or
apartment. So start looking for a good place as soon as
you arrive.
249. When going to a party by yourself, talk to as many women
as possible before you make your move. This way, the
woman you choose will be flattered that you choose her
over all the others.
250. When it comes to men, most women are looking for quality
in one form or the other.
251. Don't ever be afraid to cry in front of a woman. Just
make sure it's a short one. Because if you go on too
long, she may see you as having emotional problems.
252. Never use words such as: *****, *****, slut, pig, dog,
etc. in any conversation with a woman. Even if said
referring to someone else, it's still a very bad
reflection on you.
253. Women just love little notes being left for them. I
leave it up to your imagination where to put them.
Believe it or not, my two favorites are the toilet seat
and toilet paper. This hits them where they live.
254. Remember, a woman always feels safer and more
comfortable at her place, especially at first.
255. When a woman is cleaning up the kitchen after dinner,
come up behind her and start kissing and fondling her
all over. Then take her into the bedroom and finish
what you've started. Then go back to the kitchen and
finish cleaning it up before returning to the bedroom to
make love all over again. With this routine, she may
never want to eat out again.
256. Always take a woman's panties off first, then her skirt
or dress. Before taking off her skirt or dress, keep in
mind that many women love to be made love to with their
clothes on at first.
257. Most women are more interested in what's in a guy's head
than what is in his pants.
258. Every so often, let a woman know how happy you are to be
with her. This works best after there's been a period
of silence.
259. Kissing I extremely important to women. So try to be as
good as you can.
260. When in doubt - be gentle.
261. Women prefer men who can use both heads at the same time.
262. Foreplay - Foreplay - Foreplay - Foreplay - Foreplay..
263. Surprising a woman with anything is a turn on.
264. When a woman tells you something about sex, listen and
learn, especially if she's proven herself in the past.
265. Never get up and leave right after having sex unless you
plan on never coming back.
266. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being in a
relationship just for sex, as long as you're honest
about it with each other.
267. To many women, the way you look at them is far more
important than your looks.
268. Make having success with women your top priority, and
success in other areas of your life soon will follow.
269. After a great night with a woman, never jump right out
of bed the next morning when you wake up. Instead, lie
there for a while and think about the beautiful time you
had the night before. By doing this, you put yourself
in a fantastic mood for the day ahead.
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1. Always use your tongue gently on a woman.
2. Women need more affection after sex than before.
3. Never make love to a woman the same way every time.
4. Surprise her sometime with a little gift right after
you've made love.
5. Women love foreplay while dancing.
6. Some women liked to be talked dirty to. Make sure you
find out in advance if she does.
7. Never, and I mean never, pull out right after an orgasm.
8. For something different, try performing in front of each
other. Make it a contest!
9. ****iness is a turn off! Self-confidence is a turn on!
10. Flowers are still a winner, and always will be.
11. When possible, always send flowers to where she works.
12. Don't be afraid of, first, being her friend - you can
always be her lover later. Some women prefer it this
way.
13. Take two back-to-back nights.
First Night: You give - she gets.
Second Night: She gives - you get.
14. Women will love you more if you give them the feeling
you're proud to be with them. It wouldn't hurt to tell
her this.
15. Tell a woman, from time to time, how great it feels to
be inside of her.
16. Tell of woman, from time to time, that you could stay
inside of her forever.
17. Always be sensitive to a woman's feelings and never make
light of them
18. Hold hands a lot.
19. Ask a woman if she's ever fantasized about making love
to two men at the same time. She's bound to ask you
the same, regarding two women. I think you know where
to take the conversation from there.
20. If you make love on the beach, make sure you don't get
any sand on your penis.
21. Don't make fun of any woman's body parts that you think
are different or unusual. Say something complimentary
instead.
22. Women need to know why you are attracted to them. So,
when the time is right, tell them.
23. When picking up women, always enjoy the thrill of the
hunt.
24. Never take a beeper and/or a cell phone on a date,
especially a first date.
25. If a woman wants to be the aggressor, let her!
26. Women will give all they have to offer to a man they
feel safe and comfortable with. Don't ever forget this.
27. Women love to talk and laugh after sex.
28. Women love men who have a great sense of humor. It both
excites and relaxes them.
29. Tell a woman she even looks good in the morning.
30. Always tell a woman that her new hairstyle makes her
look younger.
31. Never talk too much about your mother - she may think
that's what you are looking for.
32. Even if you do, don't ever tell a woman you hang out
with a lot of guys/
33. If your "first date" is a movie - always make it a
romantic one.
34. Plan three nights together.
First Night: Do everything sexually to her that she
wants.
Second Night: Have her do everything sexually to you
that you want.
Third Night: Just lie in bed together and hold each
other and talk a lot, especially about the past two
nights.
35. Don't ever squeeze and suck hard on a woman's nipples
unless you know in advance that she's going to love it.
(Most women prefer the gentle touch.)
36. After having sex with a woman a number of times, tell
her that you're starting to worship her *****. Who
knows, she may worship "something" of yours in between.
37. After the first time you sleep with a woman, wake her in
the morning by gently kissing her all over her body,
then prepare to submit yourself to some really hot sex.
38. From time to time, pick out parts of a woman's body to
compliment her on, or tell her how much they turn you
on. Try to pick parts that the average guy wouldn't
notice. This way you may hit upon something that she's
never heard before.
39. When the time is right, ask her what "some" of her
sexual fantasies are. Never ask her what her favorite
sexual fantasy is. Because if it's something you're not
into, you've just boxed yourself into a corner. When
you ask for "some," you have a choice.
40. Love her pet - even if it's a boa constrictor.
41. Look for any opportunity to feed each other food. Look
her right in the eyes when you do it, or when she does
it to you. If this goes well, you won't be sleeping
alone tonight.
42. Learn to love cats. Even if you have to fake it.
43. If you end up at her place or yours on a first date,
always pick out a chair to sit in at first. Never pick
the couch - you can get there later.
44. When a woman steps out of a shower, be standing there
with a towel to dry her off. If you do a real good
job, and I think you know what I mean by "a real good
job," she and you will probably need to take another
shower.
45. Always remember, women need to be hugged, touched and
kissed all over as much as they need to have an orgasm.
46. If you don't have a sense of humor - GET ONE!
47. On a first date, always touch, kiss and hug very gently
until she signals otherwise.
48. When kissing, wait for her tongue first. If you can't
wait, make sure you give her your tongue a little at a
time.
49. When kissing any part of a woman's body for the first
time, do it very softly until you see her reaction.
50. If a woman is beautiful, never tell her so on the first
date or even the second or the third. Hold off as long
as you can. This way she will think you're attracted to
her for other reasons, and you just may be.
51. Never tell a woman that your mom is your best friend.
52. Never ask a woman if she thinks you act more feminine or
masculine.
53. Never tell a woman that it's usually you who ends your
relationships.
54. Shine your shoes.
55. If she's big busted, try not to look at them too often.
56. If you're out with a woman at a public place
(restaurant, theater, night spot, etc.) and things are
starting to heat up (heavy kissing and touching, etc.)
tell her you'll go the men's room to wash your hands if
she'll go to the women's room to remove her panties.
Note: most women love to have some form of sex in a
public place.
57. Even if you have to force yourself, watch anything on TV
that would interest mainly women - you'll learn a lot.
58. Watch and study the way two women make love with each
other (in person and/or on film).
59. Ask a lesbian how she goes about making love to a woman.
60. If you like "threesomes," having a bisexual woman as a
friend is a great idea. As she will be able to set up
many of them for you.
61. Learn how to give a full-body massage to a woman. This
will give you a tremendous edge over guys who don't know
how.
62. Don't ever tell a woman she reminds you of someone else.
63. It's all right, but not necessary; to tell a woman she
looks like someone famous, provided she does.
64. Stay inside a woman as long as possible after an orgasm
(yours or hers) this will stimulate her even more.
65. Your greatest sexual pleasure should come from pleasing
a woman. By doing so, you'll always get more in return.
66. You can hold her hair, but never hold her head when she
goes down on you.
67. Give her something of yours to wear like a shirt or a
sweater.
68. You can learn a lot from older women.
69. Women love to hear the pounding of your heart after
sex. So, from time to time, rest their head on your
chest.
70. Always serve wine to women, never beer.
71. Most women will try almost anything in bed. As long as
you give them the feeling they can change their mind at
any time.
72. Remember, unlike men, women see their whole body as a
sexual organ.
73. Women love to be given the feeling that you will be
there for them should the need arise.
74. Women hate it when men change sexual positions too
quickly.
75. Unlike most men, looks are not that important to women.
76. Sex is important in a relationship, but it's not
everything.
77. Most women would rather have great sex once a week
rather than average sex every other day.
78. When you're having a woman over, always make sure you
have clean sheets.
79. When in bed with a woman, never answer the phone.
80. Women love gentle kisses all over their body.
81. With few exceptions, always undress a woman slowly and
likewise for yourself.
82. Occasionally, have a night in bed where neither of you
speak a word.
83. Women are big on candles - the more the better.
84. Women love to hear their first name, especially in bed.
85. Try various colored light bulbs in the bedroom until you
find her favorite.
86. If possible, women love to have sex in the workplace.
87. In a nice way, ask a woman if she would enjoy watching a
porno movie; don't act disappointed if she says no.
88. When you're with a woman, try to give her the feeling
that nothing else matters except being with her.
89. Most women feel good dancers make good lovers,
especially good slow dancers.
90. Women love to hear that you've had a dream about them -
so; make up a good one with a happy ending.
91. In a relationship that you want to last, never stop
going to new places or trying new things - in and out of
bed.
92. When having sex, never stop kissing her from time to
time.
93. Never go too long without calling a woman by her name.
94. If you take the time to get to know a shy woman, in most
cases, you won't regret it.
95. To a woman, handholding is the first step to an orgasm.
96. Spontaneous sex is the best sex to have.
97. For some safe sex, try masturbating together with a
woman on the phone. If she's reluctant, ask her if
she'll try it just once.
98. Remember, women love to receive little gifts every so
often. They see it as a sign that you care about them
very much.
99. For ways and places to pick up girls, read your daily
newspaper, especially the classifieds.
100. Anytime you go somewhere new, spend some time getting
the feel of the place. This way you'll feel more
comfortable there.
101. Stop spending so much time with the guys. Learn to
operate as an individual.
102. Don't ever become a one-line Charlie.
103. When you first meet a girl, never ask her age, if she's
single or divorced, if she has kids, how far she lives
from where you met, or if she lives alone.
104. For an impressive first date, rent a chauffeured
limousine.
105. After you've been out with a girl you'd like to see
again, send her a comical or thought-provoking card with
an appropriate message. She will only love you more on
the second date.
106. Read more books and articles about women, love, romance,
relationships, sex, etc.
107. If you would like to find out if a girl is alone at a
place, then ask her if she is with someone instead of
asking her if she is alone. No girl likes to be asked if
she is alone.
108. If you're standing while talking to a girl, do not fold
your arms around your body. It will make you look as if
you're very insecure.
109. If a girl says something she thinks is funny, laugh,
even if it isn't. Remember, laughing together can lead
to a lot of things, and they're all good.
110. Don't try to be funny if it's not really you.
111. Just thinking about picking up women more than you do
now will increase your odds of doing so.
112. No matter how impossible it may seem to pick up a girl
in a particular situation, try it. You've got nothing to
lose and plenty to gain.
113. Never use terms such as: broad, chick, bird, fox, dame,
etc., when referring to a woman in conversation. It's a
poor reflection on you and the way you regard women.
114. If you're divorced, never talk about it at first and as
little as possible later.
115. If you're divorced, never downgrade your ex-wife.
116. If you're divorced, never upgrade your ex-wife. The girl
you're trying to pick up will think you're still in love
with her.
117. When you go to a movie or watch TV where there is any
type of girl/guy activities going on, keep alert for any
ideas you might pick up from them.
118. Spend time just thinking about women and all the fun and
excitement you have with them.
119. Never make love to a woman. Always make it with her.
120. If you are single, live and plan your life as if you
were going to be single all your life.
121. If you are single, let everyone who means something to
you know it.
122. Keep up on current events. This way you'll have more to
talk about with girls.
123. Even if you hit upon some pick up approaches that you're
really good at, don't use them all of the time. Try a
new one every so often. Remember half the excitement of
picking up girls is how you do it. If you use the same
pick up approach all the time, it can become quite
boring.
124. If a woman starts to act silly - join her. Acting silly
together can lead to a lot of things, and they're all
good.
125. Eye contact is very important, especially in bed. With
good eye contact, you will have the advantage over most
men.
126. When making love with two women at the same time, always
start by kissing each one separately, followed with a
three-way kiss - the longer the better. This will bring
all of you closer together and, at the same time, let
the women know you plan to treat them equally.
127. While at a restaurant, many women like to play and be
played with under the table.
128. Women love, and I mean love, satin sheets.
129. It's all right to talk a little about your line of work,
but don't go on and on about it. To a woman, it's a big
turn off.
130. When a relationship ends, always tell the woman that
you'll never forget all the great times you had
together. Remember, you may want the relationship back
some day.
131. Most women don't like to be undressed all at once. So,
this means you should; undress - foreplay - undress -
foreplay - undress - foreplay - undress - foreplay.
132. While having sex, women love to hear something good or
exciting.
133. If you're living with a woman, have a week where you
save it up and only make love on Saturday night.
134. Never give an expensive gift to a woman until you've
dated her for quite some time.
135. Most single women do not like to hear divorce stories.
Whereas, most divorced women love to hear them.
136. Most women take Valentine's Day very seriously so make
it very special for them.
137. Never wear too much cologne; it's a big turn off for
women.
138. If you can sing and/or play an instrument that may be
all you'll need t win a woman over, especially on a
first date.
139. You haven't lived until you've made love in the pouring
rain.
140. Once you've found a way to get a woman off doesn't mean
you should stop looking for others.
141. Always remember, you can have some of the greatest sex
without intercourse - all it takes is a little
imagination.
142. For a woman, there's no such thing as too much foreplay.
143. Many women like to have their first orgasm before you
put it in. Think about it!
144. For some unbelievable excitement, go to your
girlfriend's workplace, flash her, and then tell her
you'll be waiting for her when she gets home.
145. You should always take more pleasure in a woman's orgasm
than your own.
146. Never ask a woman where she learned to do something
sexual.
147. Most women prefer a man who is interesting over handsome.
148. Women are turned off by a man who becomes a different
person when he drinks.
149. Women feel the sexiest when they're made to feel special.
150. Never ask a woman what other men do to them sexually.
151. Never ask a woman what type of man she's looking for.
By her telling you, she'll never know if she's getting
the real you or an act.
152. With a woman you are about to have sex with for the
first time, make her breasts and vagina the last two
things you touch.
153. Some women just want to get laid. In this case, skip
the foreplay and romantics.
154. Take an ice cube to bed! I leave the rest up to your
imagination.
155. Videotape your lovemaking.
Then play it back while you play with each other.
Then play it back while you play with yourselves.
156. From time to time, call your girlfriend at work, and
tell her what you're going to do to her that night.
This has always been one of my top turn ons.
157. For a romantic and sexy feeling that stands by itself,
try making love to a woman in your car on a rainy
night. This is one of my favorites.
158. For one of the most romantic times of your life, take a
woman on an overnight train ride. Make sure you get a
sleeping car.
159. Women love to act out romantic and sexual scenes they've
seen in movies, so, get your act together and
accommodate them.
160. Get your hair cut at a hair salon that caters mainly to
women. Always show up early for your appointments so
you'll have plenty of time to look and listen. This is
a great place to gather knowledge about women.
161. Most female hairdressers love to play matchmaker. So,
try to develop a very friendly relationship with one.
If she likes you, she'll set you up with countless women.
162. Remember, you've first got to, like yourself before any
woman will. Even loving yourself a little won't hurt.
163. Never pressure a woman to sleep with you on the first
date. If you don't, she will want you all the more on
your second date.
164. If you feel you've been rejected a number of times on a
first date because you came on too strong, try
masturbating before leaving home.
165. Most women are "all for sex" as long as you take a
little time to get to know them.
166. Don't ever tell jokes in bed. Women are turned off by
it.
167. Even a below average-looking woman will think she's
beautiful if you do.
168. Watch romantic movies on TV with or without a woman.
You'll benefit both ways.
169. If sex comes too easily and too often, you've got to
back off from time to time, or, trust me, it will become
boring.
170. Bedrooms are great! But every once in a while, try a
motel. Especially, if you're trying to get a woman to
show more of her "wild side."
171. Remember, some women need manual stimulation during
intercourse in order to have an orgasm.
172. Most women love to be told they have a sexy body.
173. If a woman is acting a little *****y, let her know in a
nice way.
174. There are times, and you will know when, it's best to
live for the moment.
175. Anytime a first date is a mix of good and bad, upon
leaving tell her that you will only remember the good.
After she thinks about what you've said, there's a good
chance you will hear from her.
176. When a date is going "in the dumper," sometimes you can
turn it completely around simply by asking why she
thinks it is. Remember, you've got everything to gain
and nothing to lose.
177. On a first date, don't ever ask a woman what her sign
is, or any date if you can help it. But if she brings
it up, go for it.
178. Just because a woman invites you in after a date, don't
assume and begin acting as if you're going to stay the
night. Actually, acting the opposite will make her
feel more comfortable with you, and when a woman feels
comfortable with you it can only lead to one thing -
pleasant dreams!
179. Women love for you to rest your head on their lap and
look up at them.
180. Only comment on the weather when you can't think of
anything else to say.
181. Never begin a conversation by saying negative things to
a girl such as: "You really look sad and lonely,"
or "you look like you could use a friend." This gives a
girl a feeling that you're doing her a favor by
approaching her. Most girls hate charity.
182. When first approaching a girl, do not make any comments
about her looks or body. This is very important.
183. Use a lot of eye contact when trying to pick a girl up.
184. If a girl has large breasts, do not get caught staring
at them, because girls are usually very self-conscious
about them.
185. When you say something really dumb to a girl and we all
do, admit it, and if necessary, apologize to her. Women
cannot resist a sincere apology.
186. Always treat each girl as an individual. If you do, you
will usually receive the same in return.
187. If you have the time, try to size up a girl before you
approach her.
188. Never put too much pressure on yourself when trying to
pick up a girl. Remember, there's always the next time.
189. Never ask a girl, "When do you get off work?".Be
positive sounding. Ask her when she gets off work if
she would like to go out for a drink or something to eat.
190. When possible, try o overhear a girl's conversation
before approaching her. A lot of times it will give you
an indication of the type of approach to use.
191. It's always easier to pick up a girl at a place she
feels safe.
192. If you can't pick up a girl at the time you are trying,
at least try to get her phone number by asking if you
could give her a call sometime. Perhaps when you call,
she will be more relaxed in talking to you from her home
or apartment.
193. It's good every once in a while to take a break from
picking up girls. This way it's more exciting when you
go back to it.
194. Don't start a conversation by asking what kind of music,
books, movies or TV programs she likes. It sounds like
a routine and shows no imagination.
195. Even though a routine of conversation may work with one
girl, don't assume it will work with every girl. Alter
your routine with each girl or better yet, have no
routine. Just play it by ear.
196. Be careful in picking up girls where you work. The
gossip can kill you. It can also hurt your work or
career.
197. Always have a certain girl's name mean something to
you. Go back in your past relationships and see if
there's a certain girl's name who you always seemed to
hit it off with. When you meet a girl with this name,
make yourself feel special inside. This way the girl
will feel you're treating her special, as your feeling
will show through.
198. Don't tell dirty jokes. If you must, make sure they're
cute ones.
199. If a girl makes a move to open a door or light a
cigarette for herself, let her. She is probably proud
of the fact that she can do things without help.
200. Feel a girl out before you say anything controversial or
shocking.
201. If a girl talks a lot at first, let her go until she
winds down. This is probably her way with getting
relaxed with a guy.
202. Always find out if a girl likes her job or occupation
before you start asking a lot of questions about it.
203. Never let it bother you if you find out a girl is dating
someone. Remember, she may only be dating that guy
until someone better comes along.
204. Always find out if a girl likes her first name before
you start using it often.
205. When you ask a girl out, pick out a specific night or
day. This shows her that you are able to accept victory
or defeat. Never use lines like, "Are you doing
anything Saturday night?" or "Are you busy Saturday
night?" This only shows her that you are insecure and
want her to commit herself before you do.
206. Women dislike men who are indecisive. So if you are,
work on it, it's important.
207. Always take more of an interest in a woman's career than
your own. You have everything to gain by doing so.
208. It's all right to tell a woman, from time to time, about
some of the experiences you've had with other women, but
never in bed.
209. Never cop a cheap feel.
210. If you sense a woman takes pride in what she wears, make
sure you do too, which means undress her slowly and
carefully.
211. When a woman gets naked, make sure you take a moment and
enjoy the view before you get the show on the road.
212. Take the time to find out what each woman's needs are,
the set to fulfill them.
213. Never remind an older woman that she is (older).
Remember, at first, the main reason she is dating you is
that you make her feel young again.
214. Style and sexual technique are important to older women.
215. Trust me when I tell you that if a woman blushes in your
presence, she's attracted to you.
216. Good food and good conversation usually lead to great
sex.
217. Most women love to be put in positions where they can
see you going inside of them.
218. Eye contact - Eye contact - Eye contact - Eye Contact -
Eye Contact..
219. Stare intentionally at a part of a woman's body you are
making love to. Remember, chances are she's watching
you.
220. Women love to be held, from time to time, like you're
never going to let them go.
221. Try making love with your clothes on I a public place.
I leave the rest up to your imagination.
222. Offer to help a woman clean her house or apartment
sometime. She'll probably refuse but will think what a
nice guy you are to offer.
223. Never have an argument or heavy discussion in bed.
224. Remember, just as you do, women love to think they're
teaching you something new.
225. Go to a drive-in movie sometime; it can create an
atmosphere no other place can. If you were in high
school in the 50's, 60's or 70's, it's a must.
226. If a woman is not being very assertive in bed, she may
be waiting for you to tell her what you want her to do.
227. Never say," I love you," only when having sex.
228. If you really want to make a woman you care about feel
great, tell her you love her the moment she walks in.
229. Although it doesn't always work this way, I always will
be a believer in: "The more you give, the more you get."
230. A night of good laughter will usually lead to a night of
good sex.
231. One of the greatest ways, I've found to get a woman to
be more assertive in bed is to tell her, "Tonight, it's
your turn to undress me." I can't tell you how many
times those "7 words" have given me some of the wildest
nights of my life.
232. The biggest turn on for a woman when she goes down on
you is the sounds that you make. The more sounds you
make, the more a woman will - "Well, I think you get the
picture."
233. Even if you have poor circulation, NEVER leave your
socks on.
234. Never use sex to take out your anger.
235. If sex in the back of a limo isn't one of your
fantasies, it should be.
236. Women love to hear all the ways they are important to
you, so don't hold back from telling them.
237. Suggest going to a movie without wearing any underwear
(not recommended on the first date).
238. Intelligent women like you to love their mind first. If
you do, soon their body will follow for you to love.
239. Sex is a 13-letter word spelled "communication."
240. Most women do not like you kissing them right after
you've gone down on them. Brushing your teeth or at
least rinsing your mouth after is a class and healthy
thing to do.
241. If a woman wants to mother you - let her. It's a
beautiful feeling, especially if you love your mother.
242. When a woman cooks you dinner for the first time,
there's no such thing as showing too much appreciation,
that is, if you want dessert to follow.
243. Oral sex should be something special; don't do it every
time you have sex.
244. Every man can be a great lover if he uses his mind and
heart to their fullest extent.
245. Women put a lot of emphasis on how you act after having
sex regarding how your relationship is going.
246. How you perform after having sex is just as important to
a woman, if not more, than your performance during.
247. Always be on the lookout for new places to have sex.
This is a great way to keep the relationship interesting.
248. Many women find it very exciting to make love at a
party, especially if it's at someone's house or
apartment. So start looking for a good place as soon as
you arrive.
249. When going to a party by yourself, talk to as many women
as possible before you make your move. This way, the
woman you choose will be flattered that you choose her
over all the others.
250. When it comes to men, most women are looking for quality
in one form or the other.
251. Don't ever be afraid to cry in front of a woman. Just
make sure it's a short one. Because if you go on too
long, she may see you as having emotional problems.
252. Never use words such as: *****, *****, slut, pig, dog,
etc. in any conversation with a woman. Even if said
referring to someone else, it's still a very bad
reflection on you.
253. Women just love little notes being left for them. I
leave it up to your imagination where to put them.
Believe it or not, my two favorites are the toilet seat
and toilet paper. This hits them where they live.
254. Remember, a woman always feels safer and more
comfortable at her place, especially at first.
255. When a woman is cleaning up the kitchen after dinner,
come up behind her and start kissing and fondling her
all over. Then take her into the bedroom and finish
what you've started. Then go back to the kitchen and
finish cleaning it up before returning to the bedroom to
make love all over again. With this routine, she may
never want to eat out again.
256. Always take a woman's panties off first, then her skirt
or dress. Before taking off her skirt or dress, keep in
mind that many women love to be made love to with their
clothes on at first.
257. Most women are more interested in what's in a guy's head
than what is in his pants.
258. Every so often, let a woman know how happy you are to be
with her. This works best after there's been a period
of silence.
259. Kissing I extremely important to women. So try to be as
good as you can.
260. When in doubt - be gentle.
261. Women prefer men who can use both heads at the same time.
262. Foreplay - Foreplay - Foreplay - Foreplay - Foreplay..
263. Surprising a woman with anything is a turn on.
264. When a woman tells you something about sex, listen and
learn, especially if she's proven herself in the past.
265. Never get up and leave right after having sex unless you
plan on never coming back.
266. There's absolutely nothing wrong with being in a
relationship just for sex, as long as you're honest
about it with each other.
267. To many women, the way you look at them is far more
important than your looks.
268. Make having success with women your top priority, and
success in other areas of your life soon will follow.
269. After a great night with a woman, never jump right out
of bed the next morning when you wake up. Instead, lie
there for a while and think about the beautiful time you
had the night before. By doing this, you put yourself
in a fantastic mood for the day ahead.
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