25, woman interested, still a virgin

[FlyersFan26]

HELP!!!!! I'm 25, REALLY never thought it would come down to this and hate to admit, but I've never had sex. What is the best way to go about telling the interested woman? I do not oppose sex before marriage or anything in fact I've made many attempts over the past 8 years to have sex with someone, but all has failed. I really don't want this person to think I'm a loser.

 

[sidewind3r]

do you really have to tell her? why not just read the dj bible, improve your game, rent some pornos so that you can simulate knowing how to ****, and most importantly, don't tell the target female that you're a virgin? I mean everyone instinctively knows how to have sex i think. If i were you i think i would just try to pass off as someone who is not a virgin..

 

[SynapsyS]

This thread reminds me of "The 40 Year Old Virgin"

One of the best lines in the film (which i will paraphrase), was in regards to telling a woman about your virginity:

"Just tell her. The best part is, she'll be thinking 'At least he doesn't have chlimidia (sp?), that sh!t is everywhere these days'!"

Lol.

Ok, to be useful, listen to that guy ^. There is no need to tell her, but I'm sure if you did, she'd be more than happy to show you the ropes

Syn.

 

[Tazman]

<------- 26 virgin, you aren't alone my friend.

 

[FlyersFan26]

Originally posted by sidewind3r
do you really have to tell her? why not just read the dj bible, improve your game, rent some pornos so that you can simulate knowing how to ****, and most importantly, don't tell the target female that you're a virgin? I mean everyone instinctively knows how to have sex i think. If i were you i think i would just try to pass off as someone who is not a virgin..

I've seen enough porno.

 

[GuitarPlayer]

Back in the Eighties, a guy wrote in to Dear Abby/Ann Landers, whatever.... and said that he was 30-ish and still a virgin. Well, guess what? He got offers from all over the country from women wanting to pop his cherry!

Granted, you don't want to tell this to a girl you're trying to impress, but if anything else, it means you at least should be STD-free.

 

[sidewind3r]

so how many of these do you own exactly?????

http://www.fleshlight.com/main/



:crackup:

just kidding man, there's no shame in being a virgin.

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by FlyersFan26
HELP!!!!! I'm 25, REALLY never thought it would come down to this and hate to admit, but I've never had sex. What is the best way to go about telling the interested woman? I do not oppose sex before marriage or anything in fact I've made many attempts over the past 8 years to have sex with someone, but all has failed. I really don't want this person to think I'm a loser.

I didn't have sex until I was 24. Chill.