2014 Olymics

[backseatjuan]

In two hours, 12:14 your eastern time will begin opening ceremony. Are you going to watch? Is it in the news over there?

These games are held in my city.

Tell you what, what you will see on TV and what we have is nothing in comparison. What they will show was build up recently, but what we have was here all along. If you want to come here, I'll guide you to places you will never forget. Come over in August, Sochi to Russia is what Miami to USA, big ass resort. The women here man. There are no women here less that 7, I mean they do exist, but they appear to only come out at night and hide in bushes.

I ran from cops in this city, was caught, and beat up, and led go for a little over $500. I know where to get weed and coke, and I know all the pro joints.

I didn't get a ticket for any of the events, but I'll be there anyway, repairing computers and stuff. Man ticket for opening is about $1800, that's a lot considering it's in the evening and you'll have to spend more cash after it to party and get home.

Sochi is paradise man, check this Armenian song about Sochi with pictures to get an idea http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0d1Zv3DJv8


P.S. Take $2000 (60 000+ rub) and a 2 way ticket and come over, I'll show you the time of your life. Airport code is AER.

Bring two iphones with you, and two ipods, latest models, we'll sell them and get you money for the trip. Also bring couple of bottles of Jack Daniels. Hit me up on skype, skullcheese.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I saw that some billionaire had a shelter for the stray dogs built. Everyone seems to think that they will just shoot all the strays when the games are over and the journalists leave.

This pic was going around yesterday:
http://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x252/dotheopposite/sochi_zpsd10c8f0a.jpg

Why does the hotel need a sign that says "no fishing in the toilet?"

 

[backseatjuan]

Shelter for strays? Never heard that. But we don't have strays though, we do have coyotes and bears, in rural areas. This fall I was renting on the end of this one town, the very last house before woods and one night I heard something, but thought it was just hedgehog, as usual, but in the morning we saw some bear tracks. As far as homeless dogs, we'd have to look for some to find them, they almost don't exists. There are plenty of homeless cats! So maybe you didn't read your article right, maybe shelter for stray cats?

That pic of bathroom sticker seems fake, never seen anything like that. Maybe a photoshop?

Yea man, we got guns, *****es, and weed. So if you see or read anything about guns, *****es, and weed, then it's probably truth.

 

[Bible_Belt]

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&authuser=0&q=sochi+dogs

 

[dasein]

Man I hope you get some takers on that and put up reports here, sounds like a blast.

 

[the_stig]

Just minutes into NBC's coverage of the opening ceremony, "..issue like terrorism and human rights, we'll speak with president Obama in just a few minutes."

I want to watch athletes compete not have political BS crammed down my throat.

 

[backseatjuan]

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&gl=us&tbm=nws&authuser=0&q=sochi+dogs

Yea that sounds like BS, I'm telling you that because I walk and party in that city, issue with dogs is totally made up. Cats though, we have a dozen or more near every restaurant, are they straight, do they come over to eat, I have no clue.

Just minutes into NBC's coverage of the opening ceremony, "..issue like terrorism and human rights, we'll speak with president Obama in just a few minutes."

Sounds like more western propaganda ****. Terrorism can't happen in Sochi. Know why? Because Sochi was always a mafia joint, it is like Cicily in that respect.



Yap, a lot about Russia and Sochi sounds made up over there. I'll try to put up opening ceremony when people put it on youtube.

 

[LiveFreeX]

I want to see what goes down when the gay agenda starts rearing its ugly head.

 

[JoeMarron]

Sir..please explain this

http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/

 

[Bible_Belt]

Maybe the press is so bad because all the journalists are pissed off about their hotel rooms.

Sochi: Worst Olympics Travel Destination Ever?

http://business.time.com/2014/02/08/sochi-worst-olympics-travel-destination-ever/

 

[backseatjuan]

Sir..please explain this

http://thechive.com/2014/02/06/conditions-at-the-sochi-olympics-are-badhilarious-32-photos/

Well, the "cakes in ass" :crackup: . I mean I have, I had, and I still have an advertisement on our advertisement site avito.ru about translation services, explaining to people that it takes time living in foreign nation to know their language. I do admit my prices were high, 600 rubles for one A4 page. But you do get what you pay for, this "cakes in ass" thing proves it perfectly.


As far as the do not flush paper down the toilet, that sux man. I always flush paper down toilet after I ****, even when I see that kind of sign. The trick is to flush no more than 3 papers at a time, or it will get clogged. Why it does that? I'm no plumber, can't answer that. Toilets in all the places I rented at, I always flushed all the papers down toilet, so they didn't seem to have that problem. Maybe it's water economy thing, perhaps they can't get water pressure that high up in mountains?

Yap, we had engineers that worked there say over and over that they won't finish everything in time.

But honestly, that's just the crap objects they build for you, I wouldn't stay in those hotels anyway, too expensive. Why pay $150 per night per room in an unbuild hotel, when you can spend $100 for 1 week worth of living in a private house, with a whole floor yours, sauna, heated pool, billiards, gym, and all that stuff. In summer it is too expensive to rent those, but off season we live it up here.

Sadly, I have no clue what those toilets are. But I'm guessing they are just unfinished, they put the stalls in, but didn't finish walls between them. The no fishing in toilet sticker I never ever ever seen, so who knows.

And booyaka, I told you we have lots of cats! Some tend to get really big and fat.

Anyway, I'm sure those pics are of some unbuild sites, or even unbuild wings, etc. Obviously toilets must have walls between them. daaaa. And you thought it's our local customs to take **** next to each other? No, we just ****ed you over like that!

 

[backseatjuan]

Maybe the press is so bad because all the journalists are pissed off about their hotel rooms.

Sochi: Worst Olympics Travel Destination Ever?

http://business.time.com/2014/02/08/sochi-worst-olympics-travel-destination-ever/

Just because a visa costs $200 and a flight $1800 don't mean it's a bad destination, just means you're poor. The threat of a terrorism is all made up bull ****, just like the rest of your article. Same with wild dogs that you told us roam my city, but which I never seen. Son, you need to get your head out of your ass and stop reading yellow news.

I'll have to knock you down a little, because next Saturday we going skiing. Your yellow article said we'll have to wait until late March, when the snow melts.

Once again, my advice to you, get your head out of your ass and stop reading yellow news. So much negativity in you.


P.S. In summer I can make $2000 per week driving a jeep and giving tours in picture perfect places. That's two trips per day, free food, booze, and ass. Whole world loves us, tourists from Russia. Wonder why? Because we got the cash, we spend it, we enjoy our vacations. You, American 2 for 1, double your ass, with free shake, count every dime, and can't enjoy your lives, unless it's free or cheap, or with a discount, but better cheap or free. You people are poor, and not just have no money, but your are immature and naive.

 

[backseatjuan]

OK, **** The Russophobs On These Boards.

What Can You Expect When You Come Here?


Let's say you flying over here from Miami. Two way ticket costs from $800 to $1800, depending on how much in advance you order it, plus a visa $200 or so. It's best to fly Aeroflot or Lufthansa. You'll fly to NY, then to Moscow, then to Sochi. It's 4 + 18 + 2 hours of flight. So you come to AER, I meet you, we have a drink, some 80 proof so you get a good sleep.

Next day I'll already have clients for two iphones and ipads you brought with you, which means you will make about $1000, which pays for your trip. At this point we can find you a nice place for about $300 per month, if it's not during summer.

Then party. Enjoy ourselves, and women will come naturally to us. After the party we grab some booze and hit the road, go different places, maybe buy some weed or coke, if ladies don't mind it. Then we could hit the house, or my favorite climb a mountain with nice view, on car of course, guaranteed lay.

The next day, repeat with a different set of ladies. No rejections, no by yourself fail nights, just pure fun.

If I was by myself, I'd need less than $50 per night. But since we'll be together, and you'll have to buy me drinks and stuff, we'll need $100 per night, that's 3000 rubles. $100 makes the day. Places are too many here to visit all of them in couple of months. I doubt that you'll get bored from this type of life.

If you like weed that's $100 per 1 match box or Afghan ****. If you like coke, that's $100 per dime, and this **** isn't as pure as the one I tried in Miami.

If you're a desperate virgin we can find you a nice young pro for $100 per hour.

Bring a good camera with you, because you'll be taking pictures in some beautiful places, which you will remember for the rest of your life.

At the end, you'll want to stay, and the fun never end, but you'll have to leave because the money for your trip is over.

 

[Fatal Jay]

^
That sounds like a cheap yet awesome trip.

 

[backseatjuan]

Yes it is cheap, I often party even cheaper than that. Trip will especially be cheap if you could afford two iphones, and ipads, latest models, popular colors, biggest memory. They are cheaper in the states. For example in 2010 I bought iphones for $850 something, and sold here for twice that, for 50 000 rubles, if buck is 30 rubles, do the calculations.

 

[DJFear]

Well so far its been decent Olympics with no major incidents. Having said that, what on earth is going on with the snow?? If you even call it snow cuz from the sound of it they pour a lot of salt and water and freeze it just to keep it from melting.

Already had complaints from skiers and snowboarders that the snow is just too soft and therefore it affects their performance.
Which begs the question: Why on earth are they choosing a warm place (where it doesnt even go below freezing) for WINTER Olympics?! thats just asking for trouble.

 

[backseatjuan]

Yea man, call it global warming or whatever, climate changing. When I was young, it snowed so much I could dig tunnels, now the winter is warm, 10 C on average. In the mountains, on Krasnaya Polana I presume it is 1 C, just enough for wet snow. They have snow machines though.

Last winter as alright, we even had snow in the city. This winter is crappy.

I saw Americans in the city, some kind of sports guy, I bet famous, he said with sarcasm fabulous. They bring this tourists into center that they just build, with shops and ****. But I guess they never get to established old places, like we have two excellent parks here. 100 or so waterfalls, a tower named Achoon with a nice dining spot, and old like pyramids dalmens, to which people come from all over the country to pray and ask for things.

Trust me man, if you come here, I'll show you stuff that you will say to fabulous without sarcasm.

By the way, not a single uniform cop outside. Want to do donuts on the road? Fine!

 

[Fatal Jay]

I been watching speed skating, USA been getting their a$$ spanked. Lol and they blaming it on the suits lmao.

 

[TheVirtualMind]

Well so far its been decent Olympics with no major incidents. Having said that, what on earth is going on with the snow?? If you even call it snow cuz from the sound of it they pour a lot of salt and water and freeze it just to keep it from melting.

Already had complaints from skiers and snowboarders that the snow is just too soft and therefore it affects their performance.
Which begs the question: Why on earth are they choosing a warm place (where it doesnt even go below freezing) for WINTER Olympics?! thats just asking for trouble.

Only major issue so far is the Russian skier breaking her back (literally.)

 

[backseatjuan]

I watch curling, Russian team is all HB 8 and 9, all others teams including USA are like 4 and 5. http://aqu52.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/14-1777777777777.jpg?w=600&h=399