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you can also turn dates into a profitable experience by mugging old people at night. You get your girl to distract the person while you walk up behind them and grab their purse/bags/wallet. Not only will you show good leadership/teamwork skills, but the girl whill see your adventurous side...

www.girlproblems.com and don't come back

at least a kiss for clarification...hmmmmmm well during the summer there was 8...but most of those were just very short term things. Since I've started goin to clubs though I've been hitting it hard with maybe 15 between the end of summer and newyears and 6 since then. so...11+...

yeah and when we got the restaurant i said very clearly and loudy to her that it was her who was paying for the meal and made sure the manager heard. She just smiled and nodded

*wipes tear* I always believed in you, dude

Yeah it's a lot different here (europe) than it is in america in my opinion. Of the chicks I associate with and know, it is only the ugly ones who use sex to get men, where as the good looking chicks would generally not have sex with anyone except a very long term bf. I'm still a virgin...

how nice of you to notice. I'm starting to like you! uh huh no, you're just whining with style then why reply? yep, 3 gays in that sentence. Beats my 2.

"I dun no speak" "get the fúck out of my class" :D

wtf u lil fúcken bítch. The "gay" part was a fúcking joke, so if you wanna cry about it, then go the fúck sumwhere else. I added "gay" because it was a GAY question. Read it again Mack. "I can't smile cause the sun shines on my face and I look angry". Like wtf? Are you handicapped or...

wear sunglasses you little gay

man she sounds kinda flaky to me and as if she was kinda tryin to raise ur interest by not saying anything while getting into the car. You played right into this by texting her that night, and she rewarded you by saying she'd "make it up to you". beware, becuase this will get old to her...

yeah me 2. I love readin this stuff in the morning, really gets me goin (to wherever it is i'm going...the breakfast table, for example) anyways great post man keep it up!

how can I help it if the newbies like the ****?

When I was in phase 2, I only turned into an ******* towards women. You're not gay...are you?

now this is a story all about how my life got turned right upside down "Smooth WHO!?!?!" Duuuuuuuuude...she likes you! she REALLY likes you shes NAKED dude, and bending over...in FRONT OF YOU...yet you keep your **** in your trousers? homo*AHEM* but you were all like...

lol guys he's hit phase 2 already which is rather normal. post here whining - post here jerky... anyways good steed my good man you're one step closer

I don't marry afc's.... good thing you're a DJ

yeah good post man a few people have been tryin to get this across to the noobs for a while and you put it very well. I was a mix of 1 2 and 4

yawn Sorry, I must've missed that episode YOU broke up with HER??? So you wanted to break up with your girlfriend, and she wanted to break up with you? Great, everyone is happy now! ...O, I see. Everyone except for you awwwww then why did you break up with her? then WHY did you break...

blah there's still plenty of time for things to get fvcked up ;) just watch