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Screw Halo 3, Guitar Heros, and all the other video games...What the video game industry needs to come out with...is a video game...of a guy sitting on a couch with a chick in between his legs blowing him...and the only thing the video game player would have to do is use the joystick to direct...

Impressing cave chicks, and using the analogy of hunting to get some hairy weeded cave snatch...dude...you need to stop analyzing this crap...and get a good job, where you have enough money to get 2 or 3 craigslists hookers a month, because it looks like there is no hope for you, lol

Seriously the crap that the original poster wrote, and some of the crap in the responses that were wrote make me want to laugh...IS THERE SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO WILL LOVE ME FOR ME? BLAH BLAH BLAH...you all come off as a bunch of sissies, no wonder you don't get any action. Sack up...its the b i...

"One of the root of the problems, is that "WE'RE" embarrassed to want sex at all"????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL....*****... Speak for yourself if you are too much of a ***** to portray that you are sexually interested in a girl when interacting with her. I don't think most guys...

Of course what I wrote is a joke...if anyone even has to think about it, whether what I wrote initially is a joke or not, then you are retarded. it's idiots like TONY WONG, who actually took it seriously, and attacked me, clearly because he doesnt get bytches, that made me fire back semi...

And I am making fun of some of the posts on here of guys who are giving play by play of their last pick up attempt, because most of them are stupid...and I'm trying to instill into some of your brains, that reading people's pick up attempts on here is counterr productive, when you just gotta be...

TONG WONG- also...I'm on here, because I read the SOSUAVE articles, and just recently noticed there is a forum...I like to learn new things, I thought hey, maybe some of the forum **** is good...When most of it is not...And so I decided to write the AIDS thing as a joke late at night when I...

TONG WONG- Even if I was a "nerd" I go to University of Arizona for college, and the cali and scottsdale hoes here are hotter and easier then anywhere in the country...so getting ass regularly from different girls would still be easy even if I was a "nerd" (who knows, maybe I...

Ok firstly...I did not press shift before the start of every word, to make caps on the first letter of each word...I actually wrote the whole thing in caps lock, and it just came out like that... How is that hard to read anyway though? sure it's a tad annoying but it isn't like I wrote a 294...

seriously, all dudes want to cheat...and should...well most do...who cares... too be honest...since the inception of birth control, girls have gotten sluttier and easier, decade by decade, who the hell wants a girlfriend or to be married, boooring.

whoever said that text messaging will burn your cards is a f$Gking moron...i text dirty sexual things all the time to all these h o e s. they are all h o e s. and most of them want to be treated like h o e s. If your worried that she has a boyfriend, i'd turn it up a notch, and subtly let her...

seriously...just text her back and be like..."so what if you have a boyfriend, it isn't like this is the last guy you'll ever date, and then be like besides you'll probably have more fun hanging out with me anyway, and if you do, we can go out more whenever you decide to dump him."

ummm Dude, First I Think You Need To Learn How To Talk And Write In At Least Semi- Coherent English, Before You Go Picking Up Fat Chicks From Kentucky That Think Your Little Stupid Move Is Good. I Think That Is Way More Of A Problem Then The Problem You Have Getting Laid Lol.

This Is A Perfect Way To Keep A Chick Forever...this Moreso Applies To You Douches Out There That Have Been Laid By Less Than 5 Girls In Your Life And Are 20 Or Older, And Have A Better Chance Of Being Rookie Of The Year In The National Football League At Age 53, Than Keeping A Girl Interested...