Had these particular ones tens of times over the last couple of years...
Your hitting on chic who has a boyfriend and they say 'But I DO love him..'
This means = 'I WILL sleep with you!'
WATCH OUT for this one:
Sign of a cunniver/liar/ attention seeker (usually a complete sllllllag)...
of course she is.. your a frikkin minger *grin
Never take the bait and compliment them.
Some of my recent ones...
Her: 'I think i might be a bit too old for you...'
Yeah.. probably...
Her: 'You never flirt with me... dont u fancy me?'
Awww, dont worry. Youd still get it.. i'm not...
In a club, I clock a girl staring at me like she’s trying to get my attention.
I walk up to her and say 'Hi, Do you fancy me or something?'
Her: 'NO!!!!!' *storms off
That is quite amusing in itself, but it gets better:
Her friend (shaking his head in disbelief) approaches me and tells...
I know, i'm a bad man.. i wasnt looking for your approval.
I'm long past caring what strangers think about me.
Perhaps I am a dumbass.. Only time will tell...
Oh, spare me. Courageous knights in shining armour.
I did emphasise that this was entirely playful and not out of spite.
I'm not asking anyone to condone domestic violence or anything sinister.
The 'what an idiot look'... I didn’t detect that at all. And why would i give ***?
Why is it...
Strange one this...
She is a grade A p**** tease who is used to guys grovelling around her all the time. We are/were 'friends' and always role-playing in some way or another.
I angrily (in character) accuse her of ignoring me all night.
She playfully shakes my cheek -like you would a...
Surely if you run away with your tail between your legs at the first sign of rejection you are the ultimate AFC and a coward. - Youve also vindicated her assertion that you are unworthy.
Generally, LJBF is a death-knell to anyone without game, but a MAN should surely break all the 'rules' -...
Thanks Wyldfire,
In truth, I wouldn’t want to take time to be her friend if she were hideously ugly - so, if I claim otherwise that would really be a giant self-deception. Having said that, I don’t only want to get into her knickers - although the idea is not unappealing :)
Sounds like...
Yes, i see your point. I dont like hurting people either; What goes around, comes around. I aim to make our friendship a life enriching and pleasurable experience for her Tyron ;)
My gut says 'Dont be a chump and give up like ***** at the first sign of a knock-back'.
I certainly dont see it as lieing.. i am prepared to be her freind and f***-buddy :) But the road between now and that time is a precarious one, once the dreaded 'friend' word is mentioned!
Hi everybody, here is my quandary:
Young, single -for 3 years ‘apparently’- HB9 insists she’s not interested but ‘friends is cool’.
Now, we’ve had a bit of a chat and I know the reasons for this (she is damaged goods from a previous heart-rending relationship + intends moving out of the...
Hi everybody, here is my quandary:
Young, single -for 3 years ‘apparently’- HB9 insists she’s not interested but ‘friends is cool’.
Now, we’ve had a bit of a chat and I know the reasons for this (she is damaged goods from a previous heart-rending relationship involving a child + intends...
The essay on duality was very good but hardly a revelation.
As for the rest of the post it was *entirely* subjective!
Isn’t it convenient that you are the male and your ‘natural way’ means you have all the 'power' in the relationship?
Your views on ‘homos’ and ‘wh@res’ are self...
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