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If she finds entertainment in measuring you I'd be worried. Yes I mean measuring your body height. By the way if you get junkmail you'll know EXACTLY how to gain two inches by now.

Yeah seriously Bjerte, you should come over here to stay in London a while. You could really p**s Snits off by being here and acting all up-beat about how well your life is going since you left her. You could even bring some Icelandic babes over with you just to show off. Trust me it's so...

Love letters + calling at random times + "all the little things" = sex Correct me if I'm wrong.

Breaks in conversation are a problem with me too. Starting the conversation is not such a problem, but keeping it flowing is always the difficult part. There are always moments of "awkwardness" when neither one of us knows what to say. This is a problem I've always found when meeting girls...

Let me just say this: Bjerte, you are either a comic genius, or a very unfortunate Icelander. You make good joke very much. Yes! And like a lot of people have said, you do sound uncannyliy like Borat from the Ali G show... a little too like Borat. Careful how you go, Bjerte, or you could...