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exactly what jake says. I found that with my ex-oneitis. There was me with my face that's launched a thousand ships, and my c/ock that's launched a thousand spaceships, madly pursuing this 6or7/10 girl who's a little on the burly side. I thought I was doing her a favour, but she needed a...

also, I'm not 100% sure that "brag" is a word in American English. Just in case, it means like, to tell everyone else how good you are, kind of thing.

At the risk of appearing shallow, (ahem,) I thought it might be cool to ask around and get you guys to brag about famous or somewhat-famous women you have landed. I don't necessarily mean world famous, like Sophia Loren or Anna Kournikova, because I probably wouldn't believe yous anyhow. But...

Don't "finish off in the bathroom by yourself", rather, finish off in her mouth by yourself, if you know what I mean.

A flouro shirt would be a bit '80's, a top hat would be a bit John Rockefeller/Monty Burns. Maybe some other sort of goofy hat, but not a top hat. Unless you had the entire pimp ensemble to go with it - purple suit, walking cane, gold chains, platforms with goldfish inside them, ho's etc...

What about questions in the form of a statement? eg "But madam , surely you prefer to be taken roughly from behind?" that sort of thing.

SEXpdx, you explanation helped me here. Previously I'd been getting visions of a certain bespectacled skinny geek trying to work this all out for the first time, (literally) pointing at his schlong, then pointing at her mouth, then back...(thinking)"Damn, is it...