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Mentioned this in another thread but I'm currently nailing a married chick. Ex-stripper, married a nice, fat -- loaded -- guy she met in college who likes to think he "rescued" her. He runs an IT consulting firm and works 80-hour weeks, and according to her he's terrible in bed: beard-sweat...

No. Just morally flexible. She says she stripped her way through college. She's now married to a fat, neckbearded sysadmin who loves her and provides well but sucks in bed. She won't "date" me but she'll booty call me after a girl's night out. It's a mutually beneficial arrangement. Purely...

Only if you're a sexual retard who still thinks that commercial porn is instructional. Technique is everything. This is probably fodder for another thread, but I've been hooking up with a married woman who insists that anal isn't cheating. So far so good.

And here I just redid the master suite with Parachute linens. Maybe I should buy a few more sets.

The plural of "anecdote" is not "data." Pee on whomever you want. Have fun.

Watching someone drive 500 miles in a circle is not my preferred way to spend an afternoon. ****ing hot women is. You're the one who said you didn't know the difference between piss and vaginal lubrication. I suggest you buy a map.

Next time you're down there, look around. There are two separate holes in the vagina. One is for peeing. The other is for sexy fun time. Squirting comes out of the peeing hole. "I'm ready for sexy fun times" wet comes out of the other hole, which is where the magic happens. There is nothing...

So, find me a biological explanation. You want to believe that it's something else, that there's something magical and wondrous and unknown about the vagina, hey, great. Who knows, maybe there's a Holy Order of the Cooter guarding this information in a cave under the Vatican. I'm envisioning a...

And that organ, which stores pee, is full of pee before she squirts and empty of pee after. And squirting comes out of the urethra. Which is not the same hole that vaginal lubrication comes out of. You know what comes out of the urethra? Pee. If anything else is coming out of there, she likely...

Because science is different for those seven women? The other billions of women have some mystery gland that doesn't exist in those seven? Or do you know something that doctors don't? Go on; enlighten us. This whole entitlement concept, the BS of "my ignorance is just as valid as your...

It's pee. Sorry, but it is. Basic college A&P (Anatomy & Physiology) will tell you that there is no gland anywhere in a woman's body that creates ejaculate. Look it up. (There is, however, the Skene gland, and a few small studies (see link below) suggest that it may create a very small amount...

Squirting is almost entirely p*ss. Look it up. A girl does that on my bed, she's not coming back. That said, I read a great piece some time ago by a male escort. I can't find it right now, but the crux of it is that women pay men for sex because they want men who will commit to making them...

I've said this before: if you are so freaked out and intimidated at the thought of a woman having been f-cked before -- and f-cked well -- that you'd mold your life around avoiding one, then IMO you need therapy. And you also need lessons in how to f-ck. Give me an experienced, sexually...

I recently read -- and agree -- that beards are the push-up bra of masculinity. All these guys who look like lumberjacks from the neck up, yet they wear women's jeans and don't know how to drive a stick shift. It's this decade's barbed-wire tattoo. The university set is insane with this right...

I have my deal-breakers, but textspeak isn't one of them. Anymore. It used to be, but I quickly realized that it would cull the herd way too far. Pick your battles, is what I'm saying, here.

I tell them exactly what I'm doing. If I'm not doing anything (which is rare), I find something that's happening, and then tell them I'm doing it, or planning to, and invite them along, and then go do it. And if they don't show up, f*ck 'em; I'm out doing something and I might meet girls when...

I'm wondering why exactly you think this problem needs solving. I can't get rid of them fast enough. I'd trade you straight across. Also, what LYD said above -- don't freaking text them back and forth. When a woman texts me with "Wht ru up 2?" or whatever, I am ALWAYS up to something. Even if...

I've nailed a couple of single moms in the past couple of years. The sex was great and the beautiful part of it is that my schedule and lifestyle just made it "too difficult" for them to hang around. Single moms are an easy leave if you have a life of your own. Your schedules don't synch up and...

This guy gets it.