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Squirrels, you lost your nuts when you gave her an option over a decision you made. You can't have it both ways. To be the braggard of clearly deceptive, and overtly fvcked up, broad and want to be rid of said fvcked up chick. You have to learn which battles to fight, which to strategize for...

You aren't going anywhere. You're too much a slvt for green dots to leave. This thread was meant for fun and laughs. Always a couple of douchebags to derail it in the hopes they'll be rewarded more green. The only green these fvcknuts will get is the putrid pus of raggedy pvssy from...

Excellent.

Brother you got me in a Jimmy Buffet mood. Here's my remedy for your dilemma: Put on "He went to Paris" By Jimmy Buffet. Put on some good noise canceling headphones. Listen to it 7 times. Now think, what would the narrator in that song would do in your situation?

If you believe for a second this dumbass broad knows anything about "love", you're in for a world of hurt. She's toxic. She'll say everything you want to hear, but do nothing to change her behavior. It doesn't matter anyway. Why are you wasting another miserable, drama-filled moment with this...

This is the most homo-erotic thing I've ever read. Richard Simmons' puberty farted up his beauty too.

One word: Dictionary. Whinning isn't a word at all. Fvcking moron. I bet if we were talking about sucking c0cks you'd have all the inside info. Cvnt.

"I would rather be in a relationship with part of you, than none of you." Karma's Chicktionary translation: "I would rather be in a relationship with part of you, than none of you." When she has absolutely no say-so over what you do with your relationship life, this will be the only...

Absolutely right.

"We didn't have sex, but we fooled around." - (translated by Karma's Chicktionary:) "I sucked his c0ck and he butt-fvcked me but he wasn't a high enough Alpha to tame my holiest hole."

Brother, To be a man you appreciate you have to first be completely honest. Honest in every sense. What do you honestly want from a woman in the courtship ritual, then into a relationship? What are your boundaries when you're courting women? Can you mentally, physically, and emotionally handle...

She's Canadian. How long do you think it'll take before South Park has an episode about it? "It's certainly breaking with tradition now."

I fvcking love this post. Youngblood, I learned this same hard lesson at 31. You're a man other men will learn from and admire. Especially this one.

Tread carefully Pops. She says everything you want to hear but then slipped in this doozie: She has a history of thinking before she acts. Three failed marriages (and an innumerable amount of flings, boys, and flesh-arrows) speak everything about her. Her psychology is fvcked. Her self-image...

She realized she really loves pvssy. Wait. If that were true she would've stayed with you. Rest assured a few guys are resting their balls on her chin and asscheeks. I'm sure she's full of loving thoughts of you as she swallows each load. Already answered. After a few years you're...

I laughed so fvcking hard I pissed a little... ...in your Mom's mouth. I started laughing at your post first. Then, she had to take her dentures out to fit my whole c0ck in her craw. I don't know which was funnier?

Lest we forget Miles Davis out of that group of pioneers Brother. It's sad that everything "Black" is automatically associated with rap. Mention Wynton Marsalis and you'll get doe-eyed stares. I'm with you on the tattoo's and piercings (I have plenty of both). Unfortunately people are...

If she has no ass, ask her, "Are you?" If she has plenty of junk in her trunk, throw $10 in Ones at her and demand she "shake that ass" while you do your best impression of T-Bird or T-Bad or whatever ridiculous rapper name you can think of. If she thinks it's her right to act like a...

I wonder if telling her you're in a conspiracy to "blow" a huge bomb of semen into her guts would convince her to do it? Allah would smile if he didn't have the butt-stank of 72 male virgins already on his fingertips.

"Please" stop posting. You become more of an idiot with each one. Being cordial has nothing to do with being a subservient cvnt. You'd know the difference if you weren't one.