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Aww did Daddy touch one of your nerves? Don't think for one second I lose any sleep over your thoughts. One, get a grammar book and touch-up on some of that Engrish. Second, you dress like a girl, but want to be seen as a man any man would wish to emulate? That's a dream. Shut your pie-hole...

The reality is the opposite's true. Our public facade is a reflection of who we wish to be perceived as our true self. Whether it's right or wrong is, in itself, wishful thinking. People first perceptions of us are based absolutely on how they see us the first time. Before we have a chance to...

You've just affirmed, with your fvcking text-speak and high regard for the Über-feminine, that you're a girl. Players who internalize any overt feminine characteristics, displayed without any regard for their public persona, are blatantly bi-sexual. Perhaps if you stop biting the pillow...

I look around and it's become the norm to see millennial males try to become more chick, than the chick he's trying to impress. In the eighties, as I was a burgeoning young tike, I noticed this problem too, but on a much less feminine scale. Guys then teased their hair with cans and cans of...

She knew precisely what she was doing, whom she was doing it with, and didn't give a flying fvck about what you thought. She's still in her slag phase brother. You have to acknowledge what she did, then you need to hold her a$$ accountable. The most effective way to do this is to flip it around...

You played your Ace card and it worked. When you have the testicular constitution to tell a woman, "No.", then stand behind that "No.", you've fully realized what it is to come to appreciate your own masculinity. The moment you told her to stay home she squirted. She wants you to believe she...

This place saved me from imploding. You taught me the value of self-worth and taking charge of my own destiny. For that, I'm indebted forever to you.

Something about good ol' days...

Didn't they run this bit in a Jacka$$ episode? Then Steve-O pulled out a straw...

I was this guy and I can tell you from experience that I manipulated many a thorough and face-splattering "kiss" from my ex-wife after I'd left her. It didn't take much prodding either. If experience dictates behavior then sure as sh!t yours will follow the same pattern. All she'll need is a...

Blunt answer but true nonetheless. It's this guys' complete disregard for his own boundary which is leading him in five directions at the same time. Insecurity in his decision making is what's weighing him down like a Blue Whale, gasping for air through a pinched straw. Make a decision then...

Beta this/Alpha that, it's nonsense to platoon every woman as bait to catch. If you're feeling a vibe, progress on. If she doesn't then you have to sac-up and get it out of her with a simple, direct question. If she answers, great. If she doesn't, scrub her off and converse with the other women...

So elegantly phrased, my Starbucks Christmas blend shot out of my nose like a runny cannon; which coated my keyboard. Thank you Brother Belt for a much-needed laugh!

Amen brother. Only when we acknowledge our own limitations, then work on building upon them, can we truly realize our potential and not blame others for what we're too lazy and uneducated to do for ourselves.

Only chicks and thirteen year old prepubescent boys speak in text. You're a man-child at best. Anger, dear lady, would mean I gave a fvck, or lost a wink of sleep, due to any of you sycophantic fvcksticks. Let's take you for example: You idolize a team who absolutely sucks. You've been on this...

"You sho do be got dat right bruh" (speaking in a language you might understand). Obviously you literally cannot spell a goddamned word correctly, much less anything else coming out of your pie-hole. Which is why everyone with any sense here knows you're a completely fvcking numbnutt. Say what...

How deep can you dig until you've hit proper grammar skills? This is why you'll always be nothing. You'll be the guy I hire to clean overflowed sh!tters and who clean up after I've thrown the scraps to the mutts.

And it shows.

JesusthefvckbastardChrist. I thought I'd read the dumbest sh!t earlier in this thread. You get the gold medal.

No you don't. You're both a fraud and an illiterate idiot.