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A. Tell her you spent it on hookers B. Tell her to become a hooker then delete.

Weirdest fvcking thread I must say. We go from tallking about a gals smelly arsehole in one thread, to Joseph Conrad in this one.

I agree with Scaramouche. This is a BS post and poster.

Yep, and just landed on your head.

If you let her get away with this short hair monstrosity, next she'll be pulling a dildo out of her drawer and asking you what brand lube you prefer.

Are Tictac, Zekko, and Zarky all the same person? Anyway, it's a triple Mangina treat when these three get together on MM forum.

Oh man, I remember I stole this girls panties years ago after I banged her one night, you know stuffed them in my jacket as I was leaving her room, and get home and proceed to have a sniff of my stolen goods, and there this big brown skid mark down the middle of them!

Well Des, good riddance once and for all to her aye! Treat is as a golden oppurtinity to rid yourself of the ex once and for all

Since you seem intent on invading her pooper hole, just imagine how bad her pooper hole smells if her breath is anything to go by...it means her internals are full of candida and other stuff that makes her innards all smelly. And just imagine you banging away inside her sphincter, and then...

Zekko - I have come to the conclusion you are a woman.

Sounds like a business transaction. Ummm, sorry not following. Lots of women want to date you so why are you bothering to be exclusive with this chick? Whats so special about her, when you could be be fuking the brains out of any number of other women that want to date you?

I have to say this must be a wind up. Surely you are taking the piss and this you really didn't allow this to happen.

Yeah mate that's the way, consider all options. And hey I can be a bit **blunt** with my words, but that's just me. If I can help a SS bro out by getting straight to the point then all for the better. Good luck in sorting the situation out, on your terms. :up:

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Is the "son" the result of your spawn? If not, then WTF? Phone the friends son, pass on your good wishes and that's it. Take control of your life man. The kid or their parents aren't going to hold some lifelong spiteful grudge because you missed a party. You don't want to hear it but your...

Who is the mutual friend that you just can't let down? A bosom buddy from your platoon that you fought with in Iraq where you forged bonds of blood brotherness in the face of death? C'mon. Hear me: DO NOT GO. If your mutual "friend" feels a little put out, well TFB (too fuking bad). You have...

Not for the faint hearted, some people would say extreme, but this is a lot of what I was getting at: http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-east/10183120/Walking-out-of-the-office-and-into-war

Yes. And listen to me - you don't want to have all your career path sorted out. Not at 32, not ever really. Don't buy into that cheesey American shyt about career paths and your "place in life". It's all crap mate. How fuking boring it is that peopele plan all this shyt. You know what one day...

Fuk 'em all and enjoy every minute of it. You and your girlfriend won't last, and you will then look back and wonder why you didn't fuk 'em all, so - fuk 'em all, and hope the roulette spin falls your way and your dik don't drop off with an std. :rockon:

Are you being serious, or just a dumb kunt? The guy raises a valid issue of this day and age, and the best you can come up with is a smart arse response. I guess if girls were able to take a pill in the future that would make them grow diks and were able to fuk you in the arse you'd be for it...