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"My texter is broke" is a good way to let them know you don't do lots of texting without making a deal of it. They know you're joking and it works great. You want them calling you, working to get some of your time. Be different. Be of value. Have had all kinds of phones over the last 25 years...

No. The good ole Alpha way ring ring me:... hello? girl:... I'm MAD at you, you haven't called meeeeeee and don't answer my texts. me:... why so mad? I want you to be happy! my texter is broke and I like to hear your voice anyway. girl:... liar, get over here now. me:... I'm busy right now, how...

It's OK Sunshine, go text your gal pals about mean old sarcastic anonymous d1cks on the interwebz, they'll make it all better. "Modern technology," the arrogance of the special snowflake generations (and of their multiple sock puppets, increasing here day by day) never ceases to amaze. You...

You will find that many of us "old ass guys," you know, the ones who paid $500 a month for our clunky cellphones in the 90s while you all were playing Pokémon or even trying to squeak through cracks in rubbers, the ones who trained women to put a beeper up their panties so we could vibrate them...

Moronic, especially on a coed campus. Maybe they should have gender separated classes, dorms and student activities too to prevent this wasteful, inefficient "fraternization." LOL. Rest of post is equally idiotic.

BS. OP has a pretty good chance of prevailing, nothing is certain at this point. Guessing this was a policy implemented with no administrative oversight on the request of very few women. If there is some "necessity" for female only hours in a coed gym that OP pays for just like everyone else...

At 50, I don't approach women under 35 OLD. The younger women I've gotten have all been met out or at social things.

Was talking more about blow, pills, shrooms, x, acid, etc. than weed. Did way too much of that in my youth, and amazed I didn't get into more trouble due to that. @thread PSA. One thing to watch out for with weed today in decriminalized environments is DUIs. Weed laws get lax, but DUI laws get...

The reason I don't worry about women picking up any game other than what they have innately, and running it properly is that... HEY WHAT'S THAT SHINY THING OVER THERE? OK, where was I? the reason I don't worry about...

It's an obvious puppet trying desperately not to get outed. I have my suspicions of who.

In addition to what others say, build a 20 minute stretching routine before you go to bed, everything from eyes and face, neck arms, shoulders, core, legs, hands and feet. Hold and deepen stretches for 20-30 seconds. Incorporate a foam roller into that, roll your thighs, calves and glutes after...

I thought it got old quick, esp the constant family drama, other than the Runkles (sp). Those two need their own show, f hilarious. Will never forget the coke and lobster episode and the Rick Springfield continuation, Runkle jacking in his office, those actors are pros and the writers gave them...

I'll add some, did them all at various times, wish I had stopped sooner: Playing lots of video games, especially MMOs Wearing athletic shoes and hats out on the town or to social events (not just out having a beer which is fine) Watching more sports than you play sports or do hobbies Being...

The vids aren't bad, but it's very obvious that person got WORKED bad by a disordered person, leading to a kind of monomania disorder on their part, obsessing on narcissism. HOW MANY videos do they have on the same exact topic?

Regardless of semantics, she stopped being your exclusive GF the moment she suggested this indefinite trip, so she isn't your GF, she's just a chick you are banging. Women who are exclusive would never do this... ever.... ever, unless she's so immature that she just doesn't know better. What...

I don't think any of the red flags really are red at all, she sounds great. The million dollar question is has she started hinting about marriage? Until then, you don't have to overthink this, just have fun and enjoy. All things end one way or another, change is the only certainty, just keep the...

Is this Wise guy advocating for or against claims of higher violence by black men? That's an extremely high rate of violent crime, or is it a typo? You sure it isn't .2%?

QED

Wow at times have changed. I still remember the time I told my Dad I wasn't going to take a bath at about that same age... and that's the last thing I remember for awhile. He was right, I was wrong. Now it's some "abusive" human rights violation to give a son some crap for two minutes...while...

I agree with all this in the now. But remember, the Democrats get the callow youth vote, and the mainstream medical/scientific wave of Asians is still relatively young. Romney and Mc Cain had the hawk by association problem due to Iraq, which turns off younger voters. There will be no such...