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You still run the risk of your girl hitting her quarter life crisis and dumping you for travel/career. Girls from 24-28 are the biggest pain in the @$$ to deal with.

I am only comfortable with a female massaging me especially since I go in full nude, but a male masseuse can apply more pressure than a female, so I am kind of jealous of that. Nonetheless, I still will never do it lol.

I think she was trolling you lol. I say shvt like that all of the time lol.

Then your girl is a Nymphomaniac, and you have bigger problems to be worried about. Forget the massage lol. I have never climaxed during a massage session, and I have a borderline sex addiction. At most, I get a huge hard on and go home and fvck my girl or I fap lol.

Cause I got shat on for saying I loved OLD

yes lol

Have yall ever even had a massage before lol? Most of them have you draped up/covered and the nude ones you either have to build trust or are rare lol.

Exactly, and it's not like those 1-2 floating girls aren't getting their back blown out by Chad's on OLD, exes, or at bars. They are still single for a reason too. Congrats, you got the sloppy fourths by wasting so much money and time drinking with them to get her lol.

At this point, don't let your GF go to the Dentist because the Dentist could be some Chad that secretly schedules threesomes with him and his Dental Assistant with his patients. Every working professional is a sex worker on the side.

We are comparing a working professional occupation vs a hoodlum economic opportunist. If OP's friend pulled any move on his Girl, this could cost him his career/even jail time more than likely.

At this point in my life, the only social groups I am interested in are whatever benefits me in financial success. I am not in the market of looking for some "Friends"/"How I met your mother" bro squad that's going to drain my precious free time and resources. Calling them productive because...

I get it, but the same men telling me this think OLD is the devil and get their ego's bruised when a match doesn't respond back to them on Tinder. I just do not get how you can get so butthurt about an app if you are taking face to face rejection in person apparently.

Marsellus Wallace also got gang raped by a bunch of rednecks because he was a stubborn @$$ lol

Real Talk, I get frequent massages because I enjoy them and that's where my spending money tends to go other than booze, travel, and food. I have a suspicion that the sex deprived soccer moms are getting some special treatment, but that's a different story. Otherwise, massages are relaxing and...

Okay, my girl has started posting me on her SM and is starting to get agitated that I haven’t done it yet. 1). I rarely post on it 2). I’m scared what my followers will say because I have haters lol

You sure you don’t have a crush on this guy or something :lol:

da fuq

omg you pulled the impossible and hog a date that didn’t flake on OLD. You are a messiah! I never used tinder when I was swiping because I don’t like trashy girls and it makes you pay for it. Hinge & Bumble, I can get away with not paying for it.

I wouldn’t care, but I know every woman assumes I’m getting a happy ending or sex from my masseuse, so I never tell them about my massage appointments anymore.

Not all of us live in areas where bus stops have people with a full set of teeth lol.