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If a girl deliberately gives you a wrong number, then she's a timewaster and there's no point discussing anything at all with her. What you did right was ending the conversation and walking away.

I have a friend who is bald and one day we went flying and landed at an airport where they gave us a convertible Mustang as a courtesy car. After 5 minutes with the roof down my friend's bald head started to overheat and so I had to put up the roof.

Sometimes, if the hole is dry and the rig is too big it won't even fit.

Oh no! It's all over for the real-estate owning cells.

I once met a girl that didn't have Instagram. She seemed like the ideal women, until I realized that she smelled of alcohol and had just set fire to her coat.

The guy should have gone to Mcdonalds. There he could have pushed the boat out and for 20 pence he would have got not only cheese, but also extra pickles and onion. She would have banged him right there in the bathroom whilst livestreaming on tiktok and Instagram.

What a hard life they have. Next they'll be complaining that the free drinks they got were half price.

Promise to marry her. Bag her. Then don't.

Wear a MAGA hat.

Probably after getting their free meal from you they just moved on to the next chump.

My advice to women is to suck more d1ck.

Talk is cheap, especially over the internet. Until a woman actually does something that involves more than just typing messages I wouldn't get too excited.

Cheating is OK as long as you don't stick it all the way in.

I'm surprised if he's been coming there for 6 months that he still has any left.

When she loses her looks and nobody wants her, and she's wondering where all the good men went, then he'll get the cheese.

I've tried it myself. It has to be seen to be believed. They need to give women a limited number of "dislikes" and men a limited number of "likes". Or give everyone a limited number of swipes altogether. That way, after a woman has swiped left on 50 men and disliked them all, now she can't...

The results: Within a day, I had over 800 likes of my profile. Conclusion: OLD is a complete waste of time.

Change her name to Flakey Dry Hole Waitress. That way you´ll remember who she is if she calls and you´ll be able to treat her appropriately.

That´s definitely Tinder´s fault. They should put a "murder" option in the intentions menu.