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Female frogs? I've seen a few of them around.

Even if you're a virgin I'm sure you know which holes to stick it in, so what does it matter?

I doubt she'd want to gossip about that. But if she complains about being rejected by you it encourages other women to give it a shot.

I think the problem with all of them generally is that they can only talk about what works for them. Whether that advice works for you is another matter. I don't think you can learn that much from YouTube unless it's very specifically tailored to your circumstances. Find someone similar to...

That's not surprising. People that see themselves as at your level don't like it when you pull ahead.

Try Dr Skanypoon's "ball are in her mouth" approach and trust me, it will work out a lot better.

Yes, it's a very clear answer. If she was attractive the answer would have been sent almost immediately. Anything else means no.

The best way is to organise it before even having the first date. That way you won't waste your time.

When women say that they're "easy going" it means that you can easily buy them food and drink at the most expensive place you know.

She agreed to have a coffee with you, gave you a hug and then disappeared. It's pretty typical female behavior. I didn't read everything but I saw someone mentioned 2 degrees and she's a professional something or other. So what? Can you put your peenus in her two degrees? Does her job title...

Maybe she was trying to be funny. Women sometimes do that and usually fail.

. A lot of them are scams. You can't really get to know someone just through chat and email. If you can't go and live in a foreign country for a while, don't expect to meet the perfect person in just 2 weeks. In Ukraine a lot of these agencies just made comission on translating love letters...

Tinder allows women to do just that. Now women can specify exactly what they want and say honestly when they want sex with no social taboo at all. Unfortunately for men, they all want the same guy: the rich, handsome, tall, famous young guy with a six pack and a 6" kok that drives a Ferrari...

I would have said "Me too. But maybe not the dead ones."

Back in the old days, I remember people used to put classified ads in the "lonely hearts" section of newspapers. And because they paid per word, they always used to put GSOH for "good sense of humour". Now that they can write whatever they want, it seems nobody cares about a sense of humour...

Nothing you can do. It's over. Move on.

Neither is easy, especially when it's a relationship that has lasted a long time.

Bus drivers must be beta because they do this all day.

I think I know this girl. Was her name Karla?

Well, that's a bit like going to a restaurant one time in your life, not liking the food and then deciding never to go to a restaurant ever again.