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It's a waste of time to spend all this time talking to a woman that you haven't even met. Ask to her meet up and if she declines, unmatch her and block her silly ass.

I have to disagree with the title of this post. I've found that the difference between Japanese news broadcasts in Japan and those on porn websites is significant.

Here in the UK they had a Valentines Day Promotion at Euro Car Parts with the slogan "Give your car some love". I got mine some new power steering fluid.

I'd say that not having lots of platonic friendships with women is an improvement over the previous situation. It's good to have friends, but it's not good to be friends with lots of pretty women because those women are just using you and/or wasting your time and you're deluding yourself if you...

Women get pissed off and resentful when they don't get what they want. I've had many experiences when I couldn't bang a girl on the day she wanted to do it and after that she wouldn't even talk to me.

The best compromise is to just keep one eye open to look at the competition. That way you still have another eye available for ogling women.

Tomorrow I'd bring in a large piece of cheese to work so that I could show it to the boss and say "smell my cheese".

This is what you get dealing with trannies. I'd take my computer back and be more careful next time.

You have to go down to B&Q and get a few pieces of wood. Then you nail them together. There's your frame. Then, if anyone tries to take it away just say "mine" and show them your nail gun.

If someone told me I can come to a party as long as I don't hit on any girls, I'd tell them I'm good and not go to their party/church group meeting.

If you can't hit on girls there, what's the point of even going?

Don't forget lots of money to spend on overpriced drinks, money for a taxi home afterwards and paracetamol for the hangover the next day.

When you have money to spare and lack looks/time/game/opportunities. Or whenever you feel like it because its your money.

To me all of this old PUA stuff just sounds incredibly nerdy and weird.

I'd give those cigarettes to a homeless person and then bang a hot skinny brown girl.

Haha that's hilarious. I wonder why she's still single. I've noticed myself that most of these women have no sense of humour and take everything anyone says to them far too seriously.

I haven't seen that one, but it seems that women like to copy each other and put the same silly photos. It used to be that there were lots of sunsets and cat pictures. Now there are lots of pictures of ears and hands.

When a hot girl grabs my stuff, I don't complain.

Women seem to have missed the point of Tinder. Instead of seeing what they look like you get the following: Pictures of flowers Cartoons Stupid quotes Religious scripts Cats Cartoons Sky Feet Fingers Swimming pools Cakes Dogs No face/Face hidden Trees Rivers Lamposts Sunsets Black screens...

Tell her you've only slept with 8 girls whilst you've been with her and if she reacts badly, maybe don't tell her about the orgasm part.