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I think i have to become a NINJA

OMG i met this girl at a club 2 months ago and i took her out a few times and she told me she was a virgin. The 9th time we went out we went back to my place and we got on the bed. Were getting into it and i slip my hands down her pants to finger her everything felt right. Then i slip 1...

A Father bull and his son are standing on a hill overlooking a paddock full of cows the son looks at the father and says "Dad why dont we run down there and F**k one of those cows" the father says "Son why dont we walk down there and F**K them all" LoL i love that

LoL 3 months late but yeh im from syd and i need a wingman to im 19!!!

Australia/NSW/Sydney Hey GuYs ok ALL my friends i go clubbing with are more into HAVING A GOODTIME cause they all have gfs and **** and the ones that dont are just PUSSIES and dont like picking up.....So yeh i need a wingaman to help me out i am good at picking up but yeh i need a wingman...

yeh well she said "OK" didnt sound to enthusiastic but wel have a good time, i know the whole living with her thing is a lil wierd but who cares shes hot and atleast il get to f**k her every once and a wile. Shes like "yeh ul get your own room" I said "nah its ok il sleep in ur room" and she...

Dam i missed the first week WHO CARES IM JOINING NOW FIRST WEEK I DO EVERYDAY ANYWAY. I can talk to girls i find it easy i just got to get my life straight learn to prioratise RIGHT NOW I STAY UP TILL 4AM on computer and sleep till 2PM i dont have a career and ive had 14 jobs since i finished...

HaHaHA look at that **** man "can someone link me to bootcamp?" thats what i mean I WANT TO DO SOMETHIGN but im to ****ing lazy i didnt even realize when i said it till now....il find boot camp my self lol

can someone link me to bootcamp i never thought of that

Man its not that im not confident i just cant be ****ed. I know what your thinking but im not one of those guys with no life and when i do talk to a girl i charm her pants off. But im just lazy and its easy to say get of ur ass but I DOTN KNOW WHY ITS SO HARD TO DO i know its probably imprinted...

I wanted to firstly say take 5 min out of your time and be bothered to read this. Because this was really hard for me to write and I know a lot of people see a long post and think they CBF reading it. OK HERE GOES….. I HELP allot of my boys out with Girls im good at it I guess you could say...

Success is just a means to and end. Don’t chase success itl end up controlling your life.

“When was the last time you’ve been ice skating?” “WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU’VE BEEN ICE SKATING?” HaHaHa Believe it or not this is the SMS Message I sent to a girl today. I wont bore you guys with the details simply someone gave me 2 free passes to go ice skating. Now I have been...