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Never smile. Ever. Never again. Heh, just work on it in a mirror. You don't have to be Dean Martin (Although, if you were... it definatly wouldn't hurt...)

Um... why were YOU in a mental hospital?

First of all, don't watch TV. It is completely unreliable. Get a DVD player. Get a good DVD collection. I could reccomend some movie, but really just get whatever movies you want, peticularly ones that could steer your post -movie conversation to the subject of sex. Maybe if you have a good...

I really hate boring girls. They are always a problem. I hate it when women ask, "what's up?". If I try to explain some interesting things that I have done, I may then ask her, "what's up?" to which she will generally reply, "nothing". So I generally stay away from women who ask , "what's up?"...

Jesus, this problem drives me crazy. It drives everyone crazy. Can't live with women can't live without them. Be more specific... I mean, what stage are you at? One thing that I have done (and plan on doing in the future) is just say, "Hey (random, once in a lifetime event such as: obscure...

Read the "Metamorphisis" by Franz Kakfa. (It's only 30 pages... you can handle it) Watch "8 1/2" by Fredrico Fellini. (It's a movie, for christ sake... a comedy also. You won't even realise that you're reading subtitles) Stop there or you'll become an intellectual (that is a little problem...

Sex... good! Condoms... BAD! But seriously folks... I orginally thought I was going to take up any chance I had to get some... But you know... I finally got the chance with someone I really, REALLY hate... so you know... I told her to hit the road... Any way... yeah, I think you should to...

"Open your mouth and close your eyes..."

My "move on" he didn't nessicarly mean to the next girl. I believe he meant with your life. Don't let this one girl get you down. Easier said then done, I admit. I can't tell you how many times I didn't follow my own advice. "Advice if only good for passing on to others" - Oscar Wilde

Very nice..

No. For god's sake, no!

upper cuts, baby. Hoo-AH!

San Francisco... kicks major ass. First... San Francisco is complete kick ass... really attractive women everywhere here. Second... a real kick ass place to go is the clay theather at midnight when they play real kick-ass movies for five bucks, they also have contests (on saturdays). I don't...

There seems to be an attraction There seems to be an attraction... you chemistry and all that bull-****. Any way... I complimented her hair... movin' right along... What is an AFC... I don't know exactly what it is but I have the feeling I am one (but not for long)

I've had this girl as a friend for the past, like week or two, and I was wondering if there are any good ways to... uhrm, get her thinking sexually about me. I'm starting with kino. Thanks.

I'll join, I'm gonna go out and smile att 50 people, right now, without any hesitation!

Re: Re: Re: How to get a girl to fall in love? I agree with that completely and entirly.

Kick ass. I must congradulate you. Very bold.