(ex)Girlfriend: I hate the color of my eyes! They're so boring and brown
Me: C'mon babe. Don't say that.
XGF: Well it's true!
Me: No it's not. You see your eyes are brown like dirt...
XGF: *steam out of ears*
Me: And your pretty face is like a flower growing from the dirt :)
XGF: *hearts out of...
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