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    The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

    (ex)Girlfriend: I hate the color of my eyes! They're so boring and brown Me: C'mon babe. Don't say that. XGF: Well it's true! Me: No it's not. You see your eyes are brown like dirt... XGF: *steam out of ears* Me: And your pretty face is like a flower growing from the dirt :) XGF: *hearts out of...
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