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    A guy sold his soul to the devil...

    A guy sold his soul to the devil to become a chick magnet. Afterwards, he found himself repelling women even more than he had as a regular AFC. When he went to the devil to complain, the demon just smiled and said: "Hey man, you just said you wanted to be a magnet... You didn't mention a damn...
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    age difference dillema

    standard creepiness threshold for dating is (your age)/2 + 7 rounded down so for you 17/2 = 8.5 + 7 = 15.5 to 15, so you're fine =)
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    Short and Simple. Tip on kino for those that need help.

    Cake - Satan is my motor: ve got wheels of polished steel Ive got tires that grab the road Ive got seats that selflessly hold my friends And a trunk that can carry the heaviest of loads Ive got a mind that can steer me to your house And a heart that can bring you red flowers My...
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    The smoothest thing you ever said to a woman!

    I'm sorry to see that this thread lost steam... it was both educating and entertaining =) Well heres a bump, aswell as my own contribution. It's not a masterpiece, but it's better than the AFC crap I used to do. /* This is over email Her message: Blah Blah blah blahBlah Blah blah blahBlah...
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    your 2cents on prom invite...

    good call, touch. anywho, i asked, she said yes, score one for demo! thanks
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    your 2cents on prom invite...

    Hey all, I've been lurking in these forums for quite a while, and I have to say I've grown to have a lot of respect for (most of) you. As such, I was wondering if ye might be willin' to give me some feedback on the following method of asking a girl to prom. 2 origami rose heads, spraypainted...
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