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hey do you work at subway coz i swear you just gave me a footlong... hahaha ive actully used this one before :)

This must be why girls want to sit on your face. The suction is like taking a dump that never ends. My **** hard and getting my butt eaten out, I do not need air. My heartbeat in my ears, I stay under until bright stars of light start worming around in my eyes. My legs straight out, the back of...

its cool hey read it its disturbing and funny at the same time Inhale. Take in as much air as you can. This story should last about as long as you can hold your breath, and then just a little bit longer. So listen as fast as you can. A friend of mine, when he was thirteen years old...