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my pre workout ritual is to snort few g's of coke then deadlift and squat till I puke. Most at the gym are simply amazed at the weights I am pulling.

this girl

I look fantastic in a frilly dress and sequined pumps.

Goodluck man... i hear nothing but horror stories with those free weight things

You need to stop using the bench press now! I used to press every day but then I woke up one morning and couldn't use my arms. The doctor said that because of presses I destroyed my shoulders , wrists and elbows. Now I can't even masterbate!

I will pay you $ 4.31 if you let me bang your mum with a chainsaw, gently of course.

There are big dogs and little dogs, but your Mom is still a slut.