Chuck Norris turns 85 today

[eli77]

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[BillyPilgrim]

Chuck Norris didn't turn 85, 85 turned Chuck Norris.

 

[BaronOfHair]

Chuck Norris achieved all 100 of his face lifts WITHOUT a plastic surgeon... His face regularly lifts itself, for fear of being roundhouse kicked through a plate glass window

 

[Bible_Belt]

He once owned a fight league, no joke. I never met Chuck but I did meet a friend of his that he made head ref for WCL. That dude was hardcore.

 

[BillyPilgrim]

He once owned a fight league, no joke. I never met Chuck but I did meet a friend of his that he made head ref for WCL. That dude was hardcore.

Not only that, but ol Chuck was a referee himself, doing the fiddle fight between the Devil and Johnny down in Georgia back in the day. Needless to say, ol D didn't even think about whining after taking that L.