Only when I'm taking pics I'm the middle man
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I should have installed Snapchat sooner. I just got a nude sent to me lol
Heading out soon to do night game...
Leave your heart at home, but don't forget the Trojans
I swear, every time things start going good for me in life, something happens and I get shVtted on...
It feels really good to have beat my ex for custody of my kid. I'm feeling great right now.
Slvts will always be slvts. They might act different for a while, but they will always divert back to there old ways.
I text a girl & ask her to meet for a drink. She says okay but has to bring her baby with. Says her baby goes everywhere with her. LOL Next!
They told me not to fall in love, that shvt is pointless...
I can't wait for all the new years resolutioners to start crowding the gym for the next 2 weeks...
A good Christmas gift for all these fat women would be a treadmill or gym membership
Some men will impregnate anything that moves
The game is hard...
VHS and chill
Happy Thanksgiving DJs
I went from lukewarm to hot
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