BPH
Master Don Juan
Recently I've had a couple of forum members "express concern" about my living situation, despite never asking for their opinions on it...so I decided I'll write a little something to both poke fun at their narrow-mindedness, while also offering some constructive advice for those who are looking for it.
So what is my living situation?
I'm 30 years old, living at my parent's house, in suburban Delaware. However, somehow I still sleep around with multiple women on a regular basis - 94 to be exact, at the time of this writing - and don't usually go more than a week or two without sex even though I'm almost never in a committed relationship.
"IMPOSSIBLE! This guy sounds like a loser! Surely he's lying, right? Everybody on the internet lies!"
"He must be paying them!"
"They must be ugly!"
"He's probably lying to them like he's lying to you!"
Believe what you want to believe. I have nothing to gain except internet points, which I fully intend to reference in future job applications by attaching that information to my resume. Now, if you're more interested in learning how this is possible, given my situation, I'd be happy to help.
Quick disclaimer: Obviously, living at home with your parents is not ideal. This post is not to advocate for my current position, but how to still succeed with women despite it. You should strive to get out of the house and stay out. What I've written within is simply what you can do if that's not an immediate option.
Step 1 - Be Hot
I am a 6ft tall, 210lbs white guy with around 13% body fat, all my hair, all my teeth, all my limbs, and no major unsightly scars, blemishes, piercings, or tattoos. I consider myself quite good-looking, so much so that I received a modeling contract from a NY-based sports modeling agency and representation from an acting/modeling agent based in the same location. However, I never received any actual work from those representations, so take that for what you will.
It is not lost on me that my looks certainly play a major role when it comes to attracting women and getting laid, and there are things you cannot control; namely height and ethnicity. That said, a lot of my physical appearance comes from making conscious decisions; a strict diet and exercise routine help me maintain a lean 6-pack while still having the bulk to fill out my tall frame, LASIK vision correction surgery allowed me the freedom to see clearly without the aid of glasses or contacts, and braces helped straighten misaligned teeth from my early growing stage of life. These are all things that anyone else can do.
Got acne? Wash your face (all I do is splash cold water before bed to close my pores).
Too skinny/too fat? Go to the gym and get on a diet. Starting Strength (https://startingstrength.com/get-started/programs) and intermittent fasting are great places to start if you have no idea.
Got cavities? Brush and floss your f***ing teeth.
Losing hair? Embrace it rather than try to save it - shave it and grow a beard...or hell, just be bare...never seemed to stop Johnny Sinns.
You have options. So exercise them.
Step 2 - Be Direct
This ties back into what I'd say is probably the most useful skill for any guy to learn, and that is how to cold approach. I don't know about you, but it should be pretty obvious from the fact that I live with my parents that I don't have a lot of money - I'm not sitting in the VIP or attending yacht parties posting on Instagram hoping for the girls to flock to me. No, I have to go out and meet them - and so should you.
Cold approaching is probably most responsible for being able to punch so far above my weight when it comes to women. I know plenty of guys who are good-looking like me. I know zero guys who are able to approach hot girls by themselves like me. If I don't have any competition that night, I'm going to win. But anybody can drink enough liquid courage to grow the balls to hit on their favorite hottie of the night. Where most people fail is the actual execution, so I'm going to give you the only pickup line you'll ever need:
"Hey, you are gorgeous, what's your name?"
Yeah, that's it.
You can tinker with it a little bit and add some variation, but this is all you need. Why? Because you have presented the package that is you, and clearly stated your interest. Now all she can do is react; is she smiling? Is she asking your name? Has she stopped whatever she's doing to have this conversation? Or...is she giving you 1-word answers? Is she looking or moving away from you while answering? Is she just completely ignoring you?
Based on what she does, you can quickly see whether she's worth your time, or whether you should move on to other women who may appreciate you more. Life is short - cut through the bullsh**, talk to the girl, and see if she likes you. If so, great, keep flirting and escalating. If not, cool, keep it moving and find somebody else.
Step 3 - Be Good in Bed
It should go without saying that this comes with time - if you're a virgin reading this right now, I can tell you that you're going to be bad at this and that it's going to be quick. Understand that so you don't disappoint yourself and view this as a learning opportunity.
Now that that's out of the way, if you want "plates", or multiple women in your life who come back to you for sex, you ABSOLUTELY need to know what you're doing and d*** em down in the bedroom. Thankfully, if you're not doing so hot in this department, there ARE resources to help you improve...beyond disappointing dozens of women along the way.
Por* is an awful addiction, but it's a great resource. You can find a lot of fun positions that women may not be used to simply by finding them in the endless videos on the Hub. You'd be surprised at how low the bar is for this; most guys are incredibly vanilla in the bedroom.
Most guys only know 3 positions, if that; missionary, cowgirl, or doggy.
Most guys do not know how to finger properly.
And most guys do not/do not know how to eat pu***.
There are literally instructional videos, often taught by these same por*stars, teaching their viewers how to do these things. Stirling Cooper comes to mind as a former star who now tries to teach men how to satisfy their women in the bedroom with his YouTube videos. Take some time to learn what you're doing. And yes, this extends to kissing too.
I had a girl, maybe a year ago by now, who I ended up f***ing in my car after a date night up in Philly. Before she got me off, I got her off with my fingers and knew exactly when she came. She told me how incredibly hot it was that not only did I get her off, but that I also knew the moment that I did. She stated how she usually has to fake it with guys and even posted a Snapchat story she showed me where she jokingly was trying to sell other guys this skillset by putting them in touch with me.
If you want repeat customers, be worthy of repeat business.
Step 4 - Be the Leader
This will probably be a shorter section because I don't think it requires much explanation. All you have to do is lead the interaction. Now, don't misinterpret this as some sort of red pill "alpha male" kinda thing - but be decisive and assume interest or compliance rather than asking for it.
Don't ask for the number. Tell her to give you her number.
Don't wait for her to kiss you. Lean in for it yourself.
Don't ask if she wants to have sex. Go underneath the clothes and see if she returns the favor.
HUGE DISCLAIMER: Never FORCE these interactions, simply LEAD them. If she is receptive and reciprocates, keep moving forward. If she stops you or vocally declines, then stay at whatever base you're on. The influence of drugs and alcohol adds an extra layer to this, so remember to stay safe and respectful.
Step 5 BONUS - Be on the Dating Apps
Expect nothing, and occasionally, be pleasantly surprised.
Most of the time you can and should be meeting women in person, in your daily life, or out at night on the weekends. This is the best-case scenario because there's no second-guessing whether they'll look like their pictures online, or whether you're getting catfished, and you'll get immediate feedback on whether a girl is interested right then and there when you say hi.'
However, you might have a situation like mine; small population, don't see women in my day-to-day aside from the gym, semi-long stints where you're not going out on weekends. Yet you still have needs, so where do you find women?
Well, on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge.
Most of the time you will run into bots, unattractive women, fake profiles, and matches who never respond to messages.
On the flip side, you might luck out. My most recent plate I met off Bumble. She had recently moved home and was not impressed with the men in Delaware, so she fired up the dating apps and matched with me. It's been a fun couple of months since then.
Oh, and definitely don't subscribe to the paid versions of any of these apps - they aren't worth it. I tried Tinder Gold for a week when I was up in New York for my birthday. Nothing good came of it. It shows you all the women who like you so you can swipe on them and match...but this is just showing me all the women I'm swiping left on anyway.
That concludes my patented 5-step process for getting laid while living with your parents.
If you follow these steps, you too can sleep with a bunch of women, in a less-than-ideal living situation, while random internet people in marginally better financial situations give you advice you didn't ask for.
I believe in you. Have a good night.
So what is my living situation?
I'm 30 years old, living at my parent's house, in suburban Delaware. However, somehow I still sleep around with multiple women on a regular basis - 94 to be exact, at the time of this writing - and don't usually go more than a week or two without sex even though I'm almost never in a committed relationship.
"IMPOSSIBLE! This guy sounds like a loser! Surely he's lying, right? Everybody on the internet lies!"
"He must be paying them!"
"They must be ugly!"
"He's probably lying to them like he's lying to you!"
Believe what you want to believe. I have nothing to gain except internet points, which I fully intend to reference in future job applications by attaching that information to my resume. Now, if you're more interested in learning how this is possible, given my situation, I'd be happy to help.
Quick disclaimer: Obviously, living at home with your parents is not ideal. This post is not to advocate for my current position, but how to still succeed with women despite it. You should strive to get out of the house and stay out. What I've written within is simply what you can do if that's not an immediate option.
Step 1 - Be Hot
I am a 6ft tall, 210lbs white guy with around 13% body fat, all my hair, all my teeth, all my limbs, and no major unsightly scars, blemishes, piercings, or tattoos. I consider myself quite good-looking, so much so that I received a modeling contract from a NY-based sports modeling agency and representation from an acting/modeling agent based in the same location. However, I never received any actual work from those representations, so take that for what you will.
It is not lost on me that my looks certainly play a major role when it comes to attracting women and getting laid, and there are things you cannot control; namely height and ethnicity. That said, a lot of my physical appearance comes from making conscious decisions; a strict diet and exercise routine help me maintain a lean 6-pack while still having the bulk to fill out my tall frame, LASIK vision correction surgery allowed me the freedom to see clearly without the aid of glasses or contacts, and braces helped straighten misaligned teeth from my early growing stage of life. These are all things that anyone else can do.
Got acne? Wash your face (all I do is splash cold water before bed to close my pores).
Too skinny/too fat? Go to the gym and get on a diet. Starting Strength (https://startingstrength.com/get-started/programs) and intermittent fasting are great places to start if you have no idea.
Got cavities? Brush and floss your f***ing teeth.
Losing hair? Embrace it rather than try to save it - shave it and grow a beard...or hell, just be bare...never seemed to stop Johnny Sinns.
You have options. So exercise them.
Step 2 - Be Direct
This ties back into what I'd say is probably the most useful skill for any guy to learn, and that is how to cold approach. I don't know about you, but it should be pretty obvious from the fact that I live with my parents that I don't have a lot of money - I'm not sitting in the VIP or attending yacht parties posting on Instagram hoping for the girls to flock to me. No, I have to go out and meet them - and so should you.
Cold approaching is probably most responsible for being able to punch so far above my weight when it comes to women. I know plenty of guys who are good-looking like me. I know zero guys who are able to approach hot girls by themselves like me. If I don't have any competition that night, I'm going to win. But anybody can drink enough liquid courage to grow the balls to hit on their favorite hottie of the night. Where most people fail is the actual execution, so I'm going to give you the only pickup line you'll ever need:
"Hey, you are gorgeous, what's your name?"
Yeah, that's it.
You can tinker with it a little bit and add some variation, but this is all you need. Why? Because you have presented the package that is you, and clearly stated your interest. Now all she can do is react; is she smiling? Is she asking your name? Has she stopped whatever she's doing to have this conversation? Or...is she giving you 1-word answers? Is she looking or moving away from you while answering? Is she just completely ignoring you?
Based on what she does, you can quickly see whether she's worth your time, or whether you should move on to other women who may appreciate you more. Life is short - cut through the bullsh**, talk to the girl, and see if she likes you. If so, great, keep flirting and escalating. If not, cool, keep it moving and find somebody else.
Step 3 - Be Good in Bed
It should go without saying that this comes with time - if you're a virgin reading this right now, I can tell you that you're going to be bad at this and that it's going to be quick. Understand that so you don't disappoint yourself and view this as a learning opportunity.
Now that that's out of the way, if you want "plates", or multiple women in your life who come back to you for sex, you ABSOLUTELY need to know what you're doing and d*** em down in the bedroom. Thankfully, if you're not doing so hot in this department, there ARE resources to help you improve...beyond disappointing dozens of women along the way.
Por* is an awful addiction, but it's a great resource. You can find a lot of fun positions that women may not be used to simply by finding them in the endless videos on the Hub. You'd be surprised at how low the bar is for this; most guys are incredibly vanilla in the bedroom.
Most guys only know 3 positions, if that; missionary, cowgirl, or doggy.
Most guys do not know how to finger properly.
And most guys do not/do not know how to eat pu***.
There are literally instructional videos, often taught by these same por*stars, teaching their viewers how to do these things. Stirling Cooper comes to mind as a former star who now tries to teach men how to satisfy their women in the bedroom with his YouTube videos. Take some time to learn what you're doing. And yes, this extends to kissing too.
I had a girl, maybe a year ago by now, who I ended up f***ing in my car after a date night up in Philly. Before she got me off, I got her off with my fingers and knew exactly when she came. She told me how incredibly hot it was that not only did I get her off, but that I also knew the moment that I did. She stated how she usually has to fake it with guys and even posted a Snapchat story she showed me where she jokingly was trying to sell other guys this skillset by putting them in touch with me.
If you want repeat customers, be worthy of repeat business.
Step 4 - Be the Leader
This will probably be a shorter section because I don't think it requires much explanation. All you have to do is lead the interaction. Now, don't misinterpret this as some sort of red pill "alpha male" kinda thing - but be decisive and assume interest or compliance rather than asking for it.
Don't ask for the number. Tell her to give you her number.
Don't wait for her to kiss you. Lean in for it yourself.
Don't ask if she wants to have sex. Go underneath the clothes and see if she returns the favor.
HUGE DISCLAIMER: Never FORCE these interactions, simply LEAD them. If she is receptive and reciprocates, keep moving forward. If she stops you or vocally declines, then stay at whatever base you're on. The influence of drugs and alcohol adds an extra layer to this, so remember to stay safe and respectful.
Step 5 BONUS - Be on the Dating Apps
Expect nothing, and occasionally, be pleasantly surprised.
Most of the time you can and should be meeting women in person, in your daily life, or out at night on the weekends. This is the best-case scenario because there's no second-guessing whether they'll look like their pictures online, or whether you're getting catfished, and you'll get immediate feedback on whether a girl is interested right then and there when you say hi.'
However, you might have a situation like mine; small population, don't see women in my day-to-day aside from the gym, semi-long stints where you're not going out on weekends. Yet you still have needs, so where do you find women?
Well, on Tinder, Bumble, and Hinge.
Most of the time you will run into bots, unattractive women, fake profiles, and matches who never respond to messages.
On the flip side, you might luck out. My most recent plate I met off Bumble. She had recently moved home and was not impressed with the men in Delaware, so she fired up the dating apps and matched with me. It's been a fun couple of months since then.
Oh, and definitely don't subscribe to the paid versions of any of these apps - they aren't worth it. I tried Tinder Gold for a week when I was up in New York for my birthday. Nothing good came of it. It shows you all the women who like you so you can swipe on them and match...but this is just showing me all the women I'm swiping left on anyway.
That concludes my patented 5-step process for getting laid while living with your parents.
If you follow these steps, you too can sleep with a bunch of women, in a less-than-ideal living situation, while random internet people in marginally better financial situations give you advice you didn't ask for.
I believe in you. Have a good night.
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