Question for homeowners: ever try to decorate your front yard to attract women?

[NealIRC]

Incel update: My Dad died a few months ago, he was 85, so almost 50 years older than me.

So I'm inheriting his house in Chicago. It's actually the childhood home I grew up in.

So, there can be some beautiful women neighbors as well as women who walk their dogs...

Part 1: flowers.

Part 2: Pokemon cat displays.

It may be true that more women are dog lovers than cat lovers, but I'm going with cats.

Also, on the 2nd floor balcony, I plan to install a larger flower pot.

So I got flowers and props (1 of the flowers is pink-colored roots). That's all I can think of.

 

[MatureDJ]

Lawn&GardenMaxxing? You're going to need a much bigger garden to get any attraction effect.

But the burglar bars tend to ruin whatever gain there would be from that. I suppose the anime dolls could help attract nerdy chicks, but they tend to be fat.

 

[Divorced w 3]

If you wanna attract the women, put on a pair of jeans, a tight white tee, boots, and get out there with a shove and start digging shyt up and planting stuff. You’ll get sweaty, fit and look good. The women don’t care about the garden they enjoy watching you do it. At least the ones I used to live around did. Without a doubt.

 

[Scaramouche]

Incel update: My Dad died a few months ago, he was 85, so almost 50 years older than me.

So I'm inheriting his house in Chicago. It's actually the childhood home I grew up in.

So, there can be some beautiful women neighbors as well as women who walk their dogs...

Part 1: flowers.

Part 2: Pokemon cat displays.

It may be true that more women are dog lovers than cat lovers, but I'm going with cats.

Also, on the 2nd floor balcony, I plan to install a larger flower pot.

So I got flowers and props (1 of the flowers is pink-colored roots). That's all I can think of.

Hi Neal,
I just love your Old Dads Home,a mixture of styles I particularly like the
Column Capitals,we just don't see sophisticated work like that down here,but heaps of timber mean lotsa maintenence,Women like a Handy Man,also like Flowers Hanging basket fuscias,on hooks from your front beam will detract from the burgular bars which aren't that ugly and taken inside really brighten the place up.

 

[NealIRC]

I'm confused, I thought you were trying to attract girls.

What's confusing about that?

 

[EyeBRollin]

If you wanna attract the women, put on a pair of jeans, a tight white tee, boots, and get out there with a shove and start digging shyt up and planting stuff. You’ll get sweaty, fit and look good. The women don’t care about the garden they enjoy watching you do it. At least the ones I used to live around did. Without a doubt.

^^^ This, 100%. They want to watch you work.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

Looks like the house of someone who should be on the registry. You sure don't need a sign.

 

[NealIRC]

Can you explain why Pokémon figurines in a grown man's yard would attract women?

You said girls, then women.

But yes, works for women too. I used to live in a rooming house where there was a Latin King leader lived. In his room on his bed had red blanket with many Sesame Street characters like Elmo, maybe Barney. He invited call girls over, so.

 

[HaleyBaron]

You said girls, then women.

But yes, works for women too. I used to live in a rooming house where there was a Latin King leader lived. In his room on his bed had red blanket with many Sesame Street characters like Elmo, maybe Barney. He invited call girls over, so.

He didn't use those blankets to pull women. In fact, the women likely didn't know he had them until the moment they were in his room. But by then, he was already going to **** them so it had no effect on his pulling process.

What you're doing however is simply childish no matter what and no woman will be "turned on" by seeing it. Also, you sound like a troll being this upfront about this or you really, really think this would work.

 

[MatureDJ]

I'm confused, I thought you were trying to attract girls.

Maybe he is trying to GeorgeSodiniMax ("she'll be very impressed").

 

[MatureDJ]

You said girls, then women.

But yes, works for women too. I used to live in a rooming house where there was a Latin King leader lived. In his room on his bed had red blanket with many Sesame Street characters like Elmo, maybe Barney. He invited call girls over, so.

Maybe he remembers this great song (done in Spanglish here) from Sesame Street:

 

[Hamurabimbi]

I live in a fairly isolated area. Not that many people walk by.

 

[taiyuu_otoko]

 

[NealIRC]

I'm still not understanding.

Overgrown manchild has sesame street characters on his blankie, has to pay call girls to touch him, and you think this method works to attract women..?

Did you ever think that these call girls were interested in his money, not his night time blankie?

I didn't argue that they were there for the decoration more than the money.

 

[NealIRC]

What you're doing however is simply childish no matter what and no woman will be "turned on" by seeing it.

A lot of women are into Pokemon Go...

 

[Dr.Suave]

Pokemon cat displays.

Like others pointed out, this is a Long-Shot, and then some. Who da f0ck are those Pokemon anyways? Nobody knows, nobody cares. At least go with a more recognizable one like Detective Pikachu or something but it probably hurts your chances more than it helps.

 

[AmsterdamAssassin]

At least go with a more recognizable one like Detective Pikachu or something

Inspector Gadget might work better for the women he's trying to attract.

 

[CAPSLOCK BANDIT]

Like others pointed out, this is a Long-Shot, and then some. Who da f0ck are those Pokemon anyways? Nobody knows, nobody cares. At least go with a more recognizable one like Detective Pikachu or something but it probably hurts your chances more than it helps.

Pokemon is the biggest commercial brand on the planet, you guys are totally off base on this and it certainly isn't a condemnation of one's character.

This is an incredibly ignorant take, like you haven't even tried it before, how would you even know? Again just super ignorant and reductive.

 

[Dr.Suave]

Pokemon is the biggest commercial brand on the planet

Yes but there are hundreds of different Pokemon, I dont recognize any of them past Gen 1-3.

It certainly isn't a condemnation of one's character.

Bro, Im into video games, Super Heroes, Star Wars etc and all kinds of Geek stuff. He can love Pokemon all he wants but ime its usually better to reveal certain interests after you have banged the girl.

You guys are totally off base on this

This is an incredibly ignorant take, like you haven't even tried it before, how would you even know?

Hardly and politely disagree on the "ignorant" part. I finished the first three generations of Pokemon Main games plus several spin offs like Snap, Stadium, Puzzle, etc. It contributed exactly 0% to obtaining quality p00zy. Maybe you had a different experience and used Pokemon to somehow become a P00zy magnet (and if that the case, Im glad for you). By all means, please show us how to specifically use Pokemon to obatin tons of hot girls.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Ok now you’ve done it! You basterd! Because I’m into Latinas:

and because 99% of you whitebread facks do t know the Linda Rondstat is actually Mexican…

She’s got lungs that one, a serious hottie in her youth too…