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SBC.Not steel or titanium, but obsidian
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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.
With such adornments, a guy will attract many C list actresses who prefer shi-ting in beds, rather than toilets
Are you a rapper or a 19 year old NFL draftee?
I can feel the envy.
No red blooded heterosexual man would've turned down a sweaty, fervid roll in the hay with late 2000s Heard
Maybe he thought she was as sweet as his other exes, like Kate Moss, Winona Ryder and Vanessa Paradis. But, uhh, alcohol...
You never had a sweaty roll in actual hay, have you?
I much prefer rolling around on the shores of The Pacific or Gulf Of Mexico with my lady, ala. From Here To Eternity. Or Airplane
You prefer sand in your anus, ok.
He brawled with Moss also, and how sweet Ryder The Multi-Millionaire Shoplifter really is seems questionable. Recall reading an article in Talk magazine back in 2000 that described Paradis as "the leader" in their union. Talented an actor as Johnny Boy is, it'd be a catastrophic error for any of us to mistake him for an Oppenheimer-level intellect
So long as you stay on top, she's the only one who has to deal with such hassles
You never encountered clips from either The Informers
I'm sure you would do better. He's an alcoholic, so I'm not surprised. Still, they loved him and came out of their own volition with positive statements about his character when Heard tried to paint him as the abuser.
I prefer the inverted cowgirl position, but not on the beach.
No, but now that I've seen them, I have to say... nope, still not my type of sociopath.
